That was a good question, and thankfully Aahz had an answer ready.
"We're just on a little vacation," he lied, "and dropped by Jahk to try to make some of our money back in the gambling set."
"Gambling?" Massha frowned. "But the Big Game is over."
"The Big Game," Aahz snorted. "I'll level with you. We don't know enough about spectator sports to bet on ‘em, but we do know wars-and we hear there's one brewing. I figure if we can't bet more intelligently than a bunch of yokels who haven't seen a war in five hundred years, we deserve to lose our money."
"That explains what you're doing in Jahk," Massha nodded thoughtfully, "but it doesn't say what you're doing here-‘in my office' here. What can I do for you, you can't do for yourselves?"
"I could give you a really suggestive answer," Aahz smirked, "but the truth is, we're looking for information. From where we sit, magik could swing the balance one way or the other in this war. What we'd like is a little inside information as to how much of a hand you expect to have in the proceedings, and if you expect any trouble with the opposition."
"The opposition? You mean Ta-hoe's magician?"
She threw back her head and laughed, "I guarantee you, boys, I can handle... what's his name... Quigley... with one hand. That is, of course, providing that one hand is armed with a few of my toys."
She wiggled her fingers to illustrate her point and the ring colors glittered and danced like a malevolent rainbow."
"That's fine for the war," Aahz nodded. "But how about here in town? What's to keep Ta-hoe from stealing the Trophy back before the war?"
"Oh, I've got a few gizmos over at the Trophy Building that'll fry anyone who tries to heist it- especially if they try to use magik. Any one of ‘em alone is fallible, but the way I've got ‘em set, disarming one means setting off another. Nobody's taking that Trophy anywhere without my clearing it."
"Sounds good," my mentor smiled, though I noticed it was a little forced. "As long as you have total control on the Trophy's security, it isn't likely anything will go wrong."
"Not total control," Massha corrected. "The army's responsible for it when it's on parade."
"Parade?" I blurted. "What parade?"
"I know it's dumb," she grimaced. "That's why I refuse any responsibility for it. In fact, I had it written into my contract. I don't give demonstrations and I don't do parades."
"What parade?" Aahz repeated.
"Oh, once a day they carry the Trophy through the streets to keep the citizens fired up. You'd think they'd get tired of it, but so far everyone goes screaming bonkers every time it comes in view."
"I assume it has a military escort," Aahz commented.
"Are you kidding? Half the army tags along when it does the rounds. They spend more time escorting that Trophy around than they do drilling for the war."
"I see," my mentor murmured. "Well, I guess that tells us what we need to know. We should be on our way."
Before he could move, Massha was at the end of the bed, clasping his leg. "What's the hurry?" she purred. "Doesn't Massha get a little something in return for her information?"
"As a matter of fact," Aahz said, struggling to extract his leg, "there is something that might be valuable to you."
"I know there is," Massha smiled, pulling herself closer to him.
"Did you know that Quigley has summoned up a demon to help him?"
"He what?"
Massha released her hold on Aahz's leg to sit bolt upright.
"That's right," Aahz nodded, moving smoothly out of reach. "From what we hear, he's holding it captive in his workshop. I can't imagine any reason for his doing that unless he plans to use it in the war."
"A demon, eh?" Massha muttered softly, staring absently at the far wall. "Well, well, what daya know. I didn't think Quigley had it in him. I don't suppose you've heard anything about its powers?"
"Nothing specific," Aahz admitted, "but I don't think he'd summon anything weaker than he is."
"That's true," Massha nodded. "Well, I should be able to handle them both."
I recognized her tone of voice. It was the way I sound when I'm trying to convince myself I'm up to handling one of Aahz's plans.
"Say, Massha," my mentor explained, as if a thought had just struck him. "I know we're supposed to be on vacation, but maybe we can give you a hand here."
"Would you?" she asked eagerly.
"Well, it's really in our own best interest if we're betting money on the war," he smiled. "Otherwise we wouldn't get involved. As it is, though, I think we can get the demon away from Quigley, or at least neutralize it so it won't help him at all."
"You'd do that for me? As a favor?" Massha blinked.
"Sure," Aahz waved. "Just don't be surprised at anything we do and whatever you do, don't try to counter any of our moves. I won't make any guarantees, but I think we can pull it off. If we do, just remember you owe us a favor someday."
Anyone who knew Aahz would have been immediately suspicious if he offered to do anything as a favor. Fortunately, Massha didn't know Aahz, and she seemed both solicitous and grateful as she waved goodbye to us at the door.
"Well, kid," Aahz grinned, slapping me on the back. "Not bad for an afternoon's work, if I do say so myself. Not only did we scout the opposition, we neutralized it. Big bad Massha won't move against us no matter what we do, for fear of disrupting our plans against Quigley."
As I had restored our disguises before we emerged onto the street, Aahz's back slap didn't arrive on my back-and it hit me with more force than I'm sure he intended. All in all, it did nothing to improve my already black mood.
"Sure, Aahz," I growled. "Except for one little detail."
"What's that?"
"We can't steal Tanda away from Quigley because he'd lose his job and we promised we wouldn't do anything to jeopardize his position. Remember?"
"Skeeve, Skeeve," my mentor chuckled, shaking his head. "I haven't overlooked anything. You're the one who hasn't thought things through."
"Okay," I snapped. "So I'm slow! Explain it to me."
"Well, first of all, as I just mentioned, we don't have to worry about Massha for a while."
"But-" I began, but he cut me off.
"Second of all," he continued, "I said ‘free or neutralize.' Now, we already know Quigley isn't about to use Tanda in the war, so Massha's going to owe us a favor whether we do anything or not."
"But we're supposed to be rescuing Tanda," I protested, "and that means stealing the Trophy."
"Right!" Aahz beamed. "I'm glad you finally caught on."
"Huh?" I said intelligently.
"You haven't caught on," my mentor sighed. "Look, kid. The mission's still on. We're going to steal the Trophy."
"But I can't bypass Massha's traps at the Trophy Building."
"Of course not," Aahz agreed. "That's why we're going to steal it from the parade."
"The parade?" I blinked. "In broad daylight with half the army and the whole town watching?"
"Of course," Aahz shrugged. "It's the perfect situation."
It occurred to me that either my concept of a perfect situation was way out of line, or my mentor had finally lost his mind!
Chapter Fourteen:
"As any magician will tell you-Myth Directions is the secret of a successful steal."
-D. HEMMING
"DON'T you see, kid? The reason it's a perfect situation is that everyone's sure it can't be stolen!"