I quickly filled them in on what Griffin had told me earlier. When I finished, the team was uncomfortably silent.
"Well," Aahz said at last, "things could be worse."
"How?" I asked bluntly.
"Gleep?" My dragon had just spotted something the rest of us had missed. The other teams were bringing their riding beasts onto the field. Unlike the players, the beasts weren't marked with the team colors... but then, it wasn't necessary. There was no way they could be confused with each other.
The Veygus beast was a cat-like creature with an evilly flattened head-nearly as long as Gleep, it slunk along the ground with a fluid grace which was ruined only by the uneven gait of its oversized hind legs. Though its movements were currently slow and lazy, it had the look of something that could move with blinding speed when it wanted to. It also looked very, very agile. I was sure the thing could corner like ... well, like a cat. The Ta-hoe mount was equally distinctive, but much more difficult to describe. It looked like a small, armored mound with its crest about eight feet off the ground. I would have thought it was an oversized insect, but it had more than six legs. As a matter of fact, it had hundreds of legs which we could see when it moved, which it seemed to do with equal ease in any direction. When it stopped, its armor settled to the ground, both hiding and guarding its tiny legs. I couldn't figure out where its eyes were, but I noticed it never ran into anything... at least accidentally.
"Gleep?"
My pet had pivoted his head around to peer at me. If he was hoping for an explanation or instructions, he was out of luck. I didn't have the vaguest idea of how to deal with the weird creatures. Instead, I stroked his mustache in what I hoped was a reassuring fashion. Though I didn't want to admit it to my teammates, I was becoming less and less confident about this game... and I hadn't been all that confident to begin with.
"Don't look now," Gus murmured, "but I've spotted Tanda."
"Where?" Chumly demanded, craning his neck to see where the gargoyle was pointing.
Of course, I had seen Tananda earlier and had forgotten to point her out to the others. I felt a little foolish, but then, that was nothing new. To cover my embarrassment, I joined the others in staring towards Tananda's floating form.
Quigley noticed us looking his way and began to fidget nervously. Apparently he was not confident enough in his newfound powers to feel truly comfortable under our mass scrutiny. His discomfort affected his magik ... at least his levitation. Tananda's body dipped and swayed until I was afraid he was going to drop her on her head.
"If that magician's all that's in our way," Gus observed, "it occurs to me we would just sashay over there and take her back."
"Can't," Aahz snapped, shaking his head. "The kid here promised we wouldn't do anything to make that magician look bad."
"That's fine for you two," the gargoyle countered, "but Chumly and I didn't promise a thing."
"I say, Gus," Chumly interrupted, "we can't go against Skeeve's promise. It wouldn't be cricket."
"I suppose you're right," Gus grumbled. "I just thought it would be easier than getting our brains beaten out playing this silly game."
I agreed with him there. In fact, I was glad to find something I could agree with. Chumly's argument about crickets didn't make any sense at all.
"It occurs to me. Lord Magician," Badaxe rumbled, "that the promise you made wasn't the wisest of pledges."
"Izzat so?" Aahz snarled, turning on him. "Of course, general, you speak from long experience in dealing with demons."
"Well... actually..."
"Then I'd suggest you keep your lip buttoned about Lord Skeeve's wisdom and abilities. Remember, he's your ticket back out of here. Without him, it's a long walk home."
Chastised, the general retreated, physically and verbally.
"Gee, thanks, Aahz."
"Shut up, kid," my mentor snarled. "He's right. It was a dumb move."
"But you said..."
"Call it reflex," Aahz waved. "A body's got to earn the right to criticize my apprentice ... and that specimen of Klahdish military expertise doesn't qualify."
"Well... thanks, anyway," I finished lamely.
"Don't mention it."
"Hey, Aahz," Chumly called. "Let's get this... Trophy out of the center of the field and put it somewhere safe."
"Like where?" my mentor retorted. "We're the only ones in the stadium I trust."
"How about in our goal?" Gus suggested, pointing to the wide net at our corner of the triangle.
"Sounds good," Aahz agreed. "I'll be back in a second, kid."
I had gotten so used to the bedlam in the stadium that I barely noticed it. As my teammates started to move the Trophy, however, the chorus of boos and catcalls that erupted threatened to deafen me. My colleagues responded with proper aplomb, shaking fists and making faces at their decriers. The crowd loved it. If they loved it any more, they'd charge down onto the field and lynch the-lot of us.
I was about to suggest to my comrades that they quit baiting the crowd, when General Badaxe beckoned me over for a conference.
"Lord Magician," he began carefully, "I hope you realize I meant no offense with my earlier comments. I find that I'm a trifle on edge. I've never fought a war in front of an audience before."
"Forget it, Hugh," I waved. "You were right. In hindsight it was a bad promise. Incidentally... it's Skeeve. If we're in this mess together, it's a little silly to stand on formality."
"Thank you... Skeeve," the general nodded. "Actually I was hoping I could speak with you privately on a personal matter."
"Sure," I shrugged. "What is it?"
"Could you tell me a little more about that marvelous creature I was just introduced to earlier?"
"Marvelous creature?" I blinked. "What marvelous creature?"
"You know... Massha."
"Massha?" I laughed. Then I noticed the general's features were hardening. "I mean, oh, that marvelous creature. What do you want to know?"
"Is she married?"
"Massha? I mean ... no, I don't think so." The general heaved a sigh of relief. "Is there a chance she'll ever visit us in Possiltum?"
"I doubt it," I replied. "But if you'd like I could ask her."
"Fine," the general beamed, bringing a hand down on my shoulder in a bone-jarring display of friendship. "I'll consider that a promise."
"A what?" I blinked. Somehow the words had a familiar ring to them.
"I know how you honor your promises," Badaxe continued. "Fulfill this pledge, and you'll find I can be a friend to prize . .. just as I can be an enemy to be feared if crossed. Do we understand each other?"
"But I..."
"Hey, kid," Aahz shouted. "Hurry up and get on that stupid dragon! The game's about to start!"
I had been so engrossed in my conversation with Badaxe I had completely lost track of the other activities on the field.
The teams from Ta-hoe and Veygus had retired to the sidelines, leaving five players apiece on the field. The cat and the bug each had riders now, and were pacing and scuttling back and forth in nervous anticipation.
At midfield, where the Trophy had been, a Jahk stood wearing a black and white striped tunic and holding a ball. I use the word ball rather loosely here. The object he was holding was a cube of what appeared to be a black, spongy substance. A square ball! One more little detail the Geek had neglected to mention.
Without bothering to take my leave from the general, I turned and sprinted for Gleep. Whatever was about to happen, I sure didn't want to face it afoot.
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