"If I understand flying," Tanda pondered, "our weight would be more dispersed than if we were walking, but you're right. There's no point in taking the extra risk of flying us both across the floor."
She snapped her fingers suddenly.
"Okay. Here's what we'll do," she exclaimed, leaning forward. "You fly across to the Trophy alone while I wait by the door. Then, when you're in place, you can use the D-Hopper to bring yourself and the Trophy back to Klah, while I blip back magikally."
For some reason, the thought of dividing our forces in the middle of a theft bothered me.
"Say... um, Tanda," I said, "it occurs to me that even if we set off the alarm, we would be long gone by the time the guards arrived. I mean, if they haven't had war for over five hundred years, they're bound to be a little sloppy turning out."
"No," Tananda countered firmly. "If we've got a way to completely avoid alerting the guards, we'll take it. I promised Aahz to keep you out of trouble, and that means-"
She broke off suddenly, staring across the street. "What is it?" I hissed, craning my neck for a better look.
In response, she pointed silently at the darkened Trophy Building.
A group of a dozen cloaked figures had appeared from the shadows beside the building. They looked briefly up and down the street, then turned and disappeared into the building.
"I thought you said there wouldn't be any guards in the building!" I whispered frantically.
"I don't understand it," Tananda murmured, more to herself than to me. "It's not laid out for a guard force."
"But if there are guards, we can't-" I began, but Tananda silenced me with a hand on my arm.
The group had reemerged from the building. Moving more slowly than when we had first seen them, they edged their way back into the shadows and vanished from sight.
"That's a relief," Tananda declared, letting out a pent-up breath. "It's just a pack of drunks sneaking an after-hours look at the Trophy."
"They didn't act like drunks," I commented doubtfully.
"C'mon, handsome," my guide declared, clapping a hand on my shoulder. "It's time we got this show on the road. Follow me."
Needless to say, I didn't want to go, but I was even more reluctant to be left behind. This left me no choice but to follow as she headed across the street. As I went, though, I took the precaution of fumbling out my D-Hopper. I didn't like the feel of this, and wanted to be sure my exit route was at hand in case of trouble.
"In you go.'" Tananda ordered, holding the door open. "Be sure to sing out when you're in position. I want to be there to see Aahz's face when you give him the Trophy."
"I can't see anything," I protested, peering into the dark building.
"Of course not!" Tananda snapped. "It's dark. You know where the Trophy is, though, so get going."
At her insistence, I reached out with my mind and pushed gently against the floor. As had happened a hundred times in practice, I lifted free and began to float toward the estimated position of the statue.
As I went, it occurred to me I had neglected to ask Tananda how high the wards extended. I considered going back or calling to her, but decided against it. Noise would be dangerous, and time was precious. I wanted to get this over with as soon as possible. Instead, I freed part of my mind from the task of flying and cast about in front of me, seeking the tell-tale aura of the magikal wards. There were none.
"Tanda!" I hissed, speaking before I thought. "The wards are down!"
"Impossible," came her response from the door. "You must be in the wrong spot. Check again."
I tried again, casting about the full extent of the room. Nothing. As I peered about, I realized my eyes were acclimating to the darkness.
"There are no wards," I called softly. "I'm right over the pedestal and there are no wards."
Something was tugging at my consciousness. Something I had seen was terribly wrong, but my attention was occupied scanning for the wards.
"If you're over the pedestal," Tananda called, "then drop down and get the Trophy. And hurry! I think I hear someone coming."
I lowered myself to the floor, gently as I remembered the creaky boards, and turned to the pedestal. Then it burst upon me what was wrong.
"It's gone! "I cried.
"What?" Tananda gasped, her silhouette appearing in the doorway.
"The Trophy! It's gone!" I exclaimed, running my hands over the vacant pedestal.
"Get out, Skeeve," Tananda called, suddenly full volume.
I started for the door, but her voice stopped me.
"No! Use the D-Hopper. Now!"
My thumb went to the activator button on the device I had been clutching, but I hesitated.
"What about you?" I called. "Aren't you coming?"
"After you're gone," she insisted. "Now get go-"
Something came flying out of the dark and struck her silhouette. She went down in a boneless heap.
"Tanda!" I shouted, starting forward.
Suddenly the doorway was filled with short silhouettes swarming all over Tananda's prone form.
I wavered for a moment in indecision.
"There's another one inside!" someone called.
So much for indecision. I hit the button.
There was the now familiar rush of darkness... and I was back in my quarters on Klah.
Aahz was seated at a table with his back to me, but he must have heard the KAMF of my arrival.
"It's about time!" he growled. "Did you enjoy your little-"
He broke off as he turned and his eyes took in the expression on my face.
"Aahz," I cried, stumbling forward. "We're in trouble."
His fist came down in a crash which splintered the table.
"I knew it!" he snarled.
Chapter Seven:
"A friend in need is a pest."
-FAFHRD
"Now let's see if I've got this straight," Aahz grumbled, pacing the length of the room. "You got away without a scratch, but Tanda got caught. Right?"
"I couldn't help it!" I moaned, shaking my head. "They were all over her and you said-"
"I know, I know," my mentor waved. "You did the right thing. I'm just trying to get a clear picture of the situation. You're sure this was in Jahk? The weird dimension with the short, pale guys? Skinny or overweight?"
"That's right," I confirmed. "Do you know it?" "I've heard of it," Aahz shrugged, "but I've never gotten around to visiting. It's talked around a bit on the gambling circuit."
"Must be because of the Big Game," I suggested brightly.
"What I can't figure," Aahz mused, ignoring my comments, "is what you two were doing there."
"Urn ... it was sort of because of me," I admitted in a small voice.
"You?" Aahz blinked, halting his pacing to stare at me. "Who told you about Jahk?"
"No one," I clarified hastily. "It wasn't that I asked to go to Jahk specifically. I was hungry, and Tanda said Jahk was the closest dimension where I could find something to eat."
"I know how that is," my mentor grimaced. "Eating is always a problem when you're traveling the dimensions-even the humanoid ones."
"It's even rougher when you aren't even visiting humanoid dimensions," I agreed.
"Is that a fact?" Aahz murmured, eyeing me suspiciously. "Which dimensions did you visit, anyway?"
"Um ... I can't remember all the names," I evaded. "Tanda-um-felt there would be less chance of trouble in some of the out of the way dimensions."
"What did the natives look like?" Aahz pressed.