"Is that all?" Ay-Talek asked. "Of course. Sit down."
She picked up a scrap of papyrus and tightened her skirts around her knees to form a desk. "What is it you want to say?"
"Uh, there's this young lady ..."
"Say no more," the scribe said, a dimple showing in her feathered cheek. "And you wish to declare your
heart?"
"Oh, no! I just want to take her out on a date. How do I write that?"
"It is very simple," Ay-Talek said. With a reed pen, she sketched a few lines that almost magikally resolved into the figure of a male Ghord on his knees with a bouquet in one hand and a heart in the other.
"Not one knee?" I asked, frowning.
Ay-Talek laughed. "Not unless you are proposing marriage! Where do you wish to take her?" She held the pen poised.
"Uh, I don't know yet," I said. "First I want to find out if she's even interested."
"As you wish. But let us put it on a nicer papyrus, in your own handwriting, of course. I don't think we will try a hammer and chisel for your first attempt."
She handed me the pen and a clean square of paper. With some difficulty I copied the glyph.
"Now, fold it like this," she said. I followed her movements until the missive was tightly rolled up from one corner to the opposite corner and the ends twisted like tiny wings. "Think of your ladylove and send it off." When I hesitated, she patted my hand. "It's a very reliable system. Go ahead."
I let go of the tiny wad of papyrus. It lifted up and shot away, joining a stream of other little rapid-moving nuggets of information.
"Will you help me read the reply if she answers?" I asked.
"Certainly," Ay-Talek said. "Look, here it is now." "It couldn't be," I said, disbelievingly, as a small knob of paper dropped into my hands, its wings crisp with heat.
"They only go to the person to whom they are addressed. Let's see what she said."
I unfolded it. All that was on the minute page was the image of a puzzled clock face. "She couldn't read it," I said, crestfallen.
Ay-Talek shook her head. "Not at all. She is asking where and when."
"You choose," I said.
"Not I," said the clerk. "This is your love life, not mine."
"No, I mean, how do I tell her, 'you choose'? Where would she like to go?"
Ay-Talek nodded understandingly. "Ah. You are a nice young man." I followed her quick scribbling on a new sheet. The answer was in my hands almost as soon as my papyrus ball flew out of sight.
The new message had two glyphs on it.
"She says," Ay-Talek told me, pointing at the pictograph of a smiling Ghord with a tweezer-like face under a half-sun, '"come tomorrow at noon. We will visit the lair of Shan-Tun. It will be fun.'"
"And what does that one say?" I asked, pointing to the image of a man who wore a disheveled looking kilt.
'"Don't wear good clothes.' Good luck, young man!"
How odd, I thought, but it was Matt's choice.
Chapter 29
"I was just stringing him along."
Bunny and Tananda were delighted that I had taken their suggestion to approach Matt. I took both of them with me shopping in the Bazaar to find a small present to give her along with the flowers that Tananda insisted I bring. I suggested a little enameled box that kept food fresh, so she didn't always have to trust My-Nah's not very delicious meals for her brief noon breaks.
"A first-date present should be useful but not practical," Bunny said. "If you brought her a lunchbox, she has every right, according to the universal women's charter, to hit you with it."
"Then what should I bring her?" I asked, replacing it on the display with regret.
"Nothing intoxicating, fattening, or intimate," Tananda added. "Just considerate."
"Then, you pick it out," I suggested.
"Oh, no!" they chorused. "This has to be your choice!"
I ended up with a miniature picture frame that captured the images of anything you pointed it at. I figured she could display a picture of the sacred cats. They also insisted I buy a little peach-colored silk bag to carry it in, instead of
wrapping it in the heavy gray paper the Deveel merchant used. He gave me a sympathetic glance as we left.
The local Ghords assured me I couldn't get to Shan-Tun's on Camel-back, but they gave me good directions on how to get there by air.
I found Matt at the appointed hour on a cliff-top about forty miles to the east of the Zyx Valley. A lonely-sounding wind whistled around us, kicking up dust. There wasn't a single plant or a blade of grass for miles. It was the most unappealing site I could imagine for a date. Matt waved to me as I flew in. She had on a pleated white robe like those she wore to the office, but her skirts were divided into trousers. Her long, feathery black hair was braided under her headdress, which was held tightly to her forehead by a red band.
"Hi," I said. I cudgeled my brains to remember my lessons. "Uh, you look nice."
"This old thing?" she asked, looking down at her outfit. "It is comfortable. I am glad that you took my advice." She indicated my clothing. I had followed her instructions with regard to clothes, picking out garments that were good enough to be seen in but not dressy. Both Tananda and Bunny had verified my selection.
"Yes. I, uh . . . " My throat went tight. I thrust the small silk bag at her at arm's length. "Um, this is for you."
Her eyebrows went up in amusement. "For me? That is most kind of you, but unnecessary."
"It's not? I mean, it's just a little gift. I hope you like it. And these are for you, too." I handed her the flowers. She laughed. When she opened the bag and saw the frame, she laughed some more. This wasn't
going as well as I hoped.
"Such formal presentations," she said, tucking the stems of the flowers into the bag on top of the little frame. "I hope that you are going to be able to relax!"
"Relax?" I echoed, my voice rising against my will. "What are we doing?"
"You have never heard of Shan-Tun?" she asked. When I shook my head, she smiled. "It is something that I have always wanted to do. And as you were so generous as to let me choose our activity, I thought you might like to share the experience."
"What is it?"
"Shan-Tun and his partner Bon-Jee have devised a most daring amusement," Matt said. "Come and see."
I followed her over the crest of the barren hill. The hilltop sloped down slightly toward a sheer drop at the far end. There, two enormous creatures like caterpillars but each about the size of a Sphinx hunkered, spinning shining white threads between their hands. I realized that each of them had five or six sets of limbs.
"They are Silkwyrms," Matt said. "Their people make all the clothing for the royal family, but some of them have gone into business for themselves. As here."
A dog-headed Ghord stood between them. The Silkwyrms applied some of those thin white threads around his chest, down between his legs and up again. As soon as they withdrew their touch, the Ghord let out a wild yell.
"Yee-ah!"
With that, he leaped backwards off the cliff. I cried out and ran to try and help him.
"No," Matt said, running after me. She caught my arm to hold me back. "It is what he wanted to do."
"But..." I sputtered. "He came here to kill himself?"
"Not at all," Matt began.
Suddenly, the Ghord came catapulting up out of the void, high over our heads. "Whee-hee-hee-yeah!" he bellowed. He dropped down again. In a moment, he bounded back again, a little lower. I could hear his happy cries echoing down the ravine. When the bouncing stopped, the two Silkwyrms started reeling in the nearly invisible threads until the Chord's head reappeared. They grasped him by the shoulders and pulled him back onto the cliff's edge.