"Such as?" I pressed.
"Well, he was caught with a stake and mallet in his hand, and there are two eyewitnesses who say they saw him kill one of our citizens and scatter his dust to the winds."
"Wait a minute. You mean you ain't got no corpus delecti?" Guido said, straightening in his chair. "Sorry to interrupt. Boss, but you're playin' in my alley now. This is somethin' I know a little about. You can't go on trial for murder without a corpse, know what I mean?" "Maybe where you come from," Vilhelm corrected, "but things get a little different when you're dealing with vampires. If we had a body, or even just the pile of dust, we could revive him in no time flat. As it is, the problem is when there's no body… when a vampire's been reduced to dust and the dust scattered. That's when it's impossible to pull 'em back into a functional mode."
"But if there isn't a body, how do you know the victim is dead at all? " I asked.
"There's the rub," Vilhelm agreed. "But in this case, there's a matter of two eyewitnesses."
"Two of 'em, eh?" Massha murmured thoughtfully. "Would you happen to have descriptions of these two peepers?"
"Saw 'em myself. They were both off-worlders like yourselves. One was a young girl, the blonde and innocent type. The other was a pretty sleazy-looking guy. It was her who sold us on the story, really. I don't think anyone would have believed him if he said that were wolves were furry."
My heart sank. I had wanted very badly to believe the girl who had warned us of Aahz's danger was somehow an innocent bystander in the proceedings. Now it looked as if…
"Do the descriptions sound familiar, Hot Stuff? Still think Guido and I were being paranoid when we said this might be a set-up? Sounds like they framed your partner, then came back after you to complete the set."
I avoided her eyes, staring hard at the wall monitors. "There might be another explanation, you know."
My apprentice gave out a bark of laughter.
"If there is, I'm dying to hear it. Face it, High Roller, any way you look at it the situation stinks. If they cooked up a frame that tight on Green and Scaly on such short notice, I'm dying to see what kind of a trap they've got waiting for you now that they've had time to get ready before inviting you to step in."
It occurred to me that I had never been that mouthy when I was an apprentice. It also occurred to me that now I understood why Aahz had gotten so angry on the rare occasions when I had voiced an opinion… and the rarer times when I was right.
"I think I missed a lap in this conversation somewhere." Vilhelm frowned. "I take it you know the witnesses?"
Massha proceeded to bring the Dispatcher up to date, with Guido growling counterpoint to the theme. For once I was glad to let them do the talking. It gave me a chance to collect my scattered thoughts and try to formulate a plan. When they finished, I still had a long way to go on both counts.
"I must admit, viewed from the light of this new information, the whole thing does sound a little suspicious," the vampire said thoughtfully.
"A little suspicious!" Massha snorted. "It's phonier than a smiling Deveel!"
"Tell ya what," Guido began, "just give us a few minutes alone with these witnesses of yours and we'll shake the truth out of 'em."
"I'm afraid that will be a little difficult," the Dispatcher said, eyeing the ceiling. "You see, they haven't been around for a while. Disappeared right after the trial."
"The trial!?" I snapped, abandoning my efforts to collect my wits. "You mean the trial's already been held?"
The vampire nodded.
"That's right. Needless to say, your friend was found guilty."
"Why do I get the feeling he didn't get a suspended sentence for a first offense?" Guido growled under his breath.
"As a matter of fact, he's been slated for execution at the end of the week," Vilhelm admitted.
That got me out of my seat and pacing.
"We've got to do something," I said needlessly. "How about it, Vilhelm? Can you help us out at all? Any chance of getting the verdict reversed or at least a stay of execution?"
"I'm afraid not. Character witnesses alone wouldn't change anything, and as for new evidence, it would only be your word against the existing witnesses… and you've already admitted the defendant is a friend of yours. Mind you, I believe you, but there are those who would suspect you'd say anything or fabricate any kind of tale to save your partner."
"But can you personally give us a hand?"
"No, I can't," the vampire said, turning away. "You all seem like real nice folks, and your friend is probably the salt of the earth, but I have to live here and deal with these people for a long time. If I sided with outsiders against the town legal system, my whole career would go down the drain whether I was right or not. It's not pretty and I don't like it, but that's the way things are."
"We could fix it so you like it a lot less!" Guido said darkly, reaching into his coat.
"Stop it, Guido," I ordered. "Let's not forget the help Vilhelm's already given us. It's a lot more than we expected to get when we first came into this dimension, so don't go making enemies out of the only friend we've got locally. Okay?"
The bodyguard sank back into his chair, muttering something I was just as glad I didn't hear, but his hand came out of his coat empty and stayed in sight.
"So what do we do now. Hot Stuff?" Massha sighed.
"The only thing I can think of is to try to locate those witnesses before the execution date," I said. "What I can't figure is how to go about looking without getting half the town down on our necks."
"What we really need is a bloodhound," Guido grumbled.
"Say, that's not a bad idea!" Vilhelm exclaimed, coming to life. "Maybe I can help you after all!"
"You got a bloodhound?" the bodyguard said, raising his eyebrows.
"Even better," the vampire declared. "I don't know why I didn't think of it before. The ones you need to get in touch with are the Woof Writers."
I studied him-carefully to see if this were some kind of joke.
"The Woof Writers?" I repeated at last.
"Well, that's what we in Blut call them behind their backs. Actually, they're a husband-wife team of werewolves who are on a big crusade to raise sympathy for humans."
"Werewolves," I said carefully.
"Sure. We got all kinds here in Limbo. Anyway, if anyone in this dimension will be willing to stick their necks out for you, they're the ones. They do their own thing and don't really give a hang what any of the other locals think about it. Besides, werewolves are second to none when it comes to sniffing out a trail."
"Werewolves." I repeated.
Vilhelm cocked his head at me curiously.
"Am I imagining things, Skeeve, or didn't you just say that?"
"What's more," Massha smiled sweetly, "he'll probably say it again. It bears repeating."
"Werewolves," I said again, just to support my apprentice.
"Boss," Guido began, "I don't want to say this, but nobody said anything about werewolves when we…"
"Good," I interrupted brusquely. "You don't want to say it, and I don't want to hear it. Now that we're in agreement, let's just pass on it and…"
"But Boss! We can't team up with werewolves."
"Guido, we just went over this. We're in a tight spot and in a strange dimension. We can't afford to be choosy about our allies."
"You don't understand. Boss. I'm allergic to 'em!"
I sank down into a chair and hid my face in my hands.
"I thought you were allergic to garlic," I said through my fingers.
"That. too," the bodyguard said. "But mostly I'm allergic to furry things like kitties or fur coats or…"