Aahz would have fainted dead away if he had heard me admitting how much we needed help before the fee was set, but that reaction was nothing compared to how the Woof Writers took my offer.
"What did you say?" Drahcir demanded, rising to all fours with his ears back.
"I said that maybe you'd help us if we offered to pay you," I repeated, backing away slightly. "I didn't mean to insult you…"
"You can't insult Drahcir with money," his wife snapped. "He meant what did you say about Vic?"
"Didn't I mention him before?" I frowned. "He's the vampire that Aahz is supposed to have…"
There was a sudden loud flapping sound in the rafters above our heads, like someone noisily shaking a newspaper to scare a cat off a table. It worked… not on the cat (I don't think the werewolves owned one) but on Massha and me. My apprentice hit the floor, covering her head with her hands, while I, more used to sudden danger and being more svelte and agile, dove beneath the coffee table.
By the time we recovered from our panicky… excuse me, our shrewd defensive maneuvers, there was nothing to see except the vague shape of someone with huge wings disappearing out the front door.
"This one's all yours, dear," Drahcir said firmly, his posture erect and unmoved despite the sudden activity.
"Come on, honey," his wife pleaded. "You're so much better at explaining things. You're supposed to help me out when it comes to talking to people."
"It's a skill I polished at those personal appearances you're so critical of," he retorted stiffly.
"Would somebody tell me what's going on?" I said in tones much louder than I usually use when I'm a guest in someone's home.
Before I could get an answer, the door burst open again utterly destroying what little was left of my nervous system.
"Hey, Boss! Did you s-se-Wha-wa…"
"Outside, Guido!" I ordered, glad to have someone I could shout at without feeling guilty. "Blow your nose… and I'm fine, thanks! Nice of you to ask!"
By the time my bodyguard had staggered back outside, his face half buried in a handkerchief, I had managed to regain most of my composure.
"Sorry for the interruption," I said as nonchalantly as I could, "but my colleague does raise an interesting question! What was that?"
"Scary?" Massha suggested.
Apparently she had recovered her composure a little better than I had. I closed my eyes and reflected again on the relative value of cheeky apprentices.
"That," Drahcir said loftily, barely in time to keep me from my assistant's throat, "was Vic… one of my wife's weird artist friends who dropped in unannounced for a prolonged stay and, unless I miss my guess, the criminal you're looking for who framed your partner."
"He wasn't really a friend of mine," Idnew put in a small voice. "Just a friend of a friend, really. Weird artist types tend to stick together and pass around the locations of crash spaces. He was just another charity case down on his luck who…"
"… who is currently winging his way back to his accomplice with the news that we're on their trail," I finished with a grimace.
"Isn't that 'accomplices' as in plural?" Massha asked softly.
I ignored her.
"Oh, Drahcir," Idnew said, "now we have to help them. It's the only way we can make up for having provided a hideout for the very person they were trying to find."
"If I might point out," her husband replied, "we've barely met these people. We don't really owe them an explanation, much less any help. Besides, you still have a deadline to meet and…"
"Drahcir!" Idnew interrupted. "It could get real lonely sleeping in the old kennel while I work day and night on a deadline, if you catch my meaning."
"Now, dear," Drahcir said, sidling up to his wife, "before you go getting into a snit, hear me out. I've been thinking it over and I think there's a way we can provide assistance without biting into our own schedules. I mean, we do have a friend… one who lives a little north of here… who's temporarily between assignments and could use the work. I'm sure he'd be willing to do a little tracking for them at a fraction of the fee that we'd charge for the same service."
He was obviously talking in the veiled references partners use to communicate or check ideas in front of strangers, as his words went completely over my head, but drew an immediate reaction from Idnew.
"Oh, Drahcir!" she exclaimed excitedly, all trace of her earlier anger gone. "That's perfect! And he'll just love Massha."
"There's still the question of whether or not we can get him here in time," her husband cautioned. "And of course I'll want a percentage off the top as a finder's fee…"
"WHAT! "I exclaimed.
"I agree," Idnew said firmly. "A finder's fee is totally…"
"No! Before that," I urged. "What did you say about there not being enough time? I thought the execution wasn't scheduled until the end of the week!"
"That's right," Drahcir said. "But the end of the week is tomorrow. Your friend is slated to be executed at high midnight."
"C'mon, Massha," I ordered, heading for the door. "We're heading back to Blut."
"What for?" she demanded. "What can we do without a tracker?"
"We've tried being nice about this, and it isn't working," I responded grimly. "Now we do it the other way. You wanted action, apprentice? How do you feel about giving me a hand with a little jailbreak?"
Chapter Ten
"What's wrong with a little harmless crime once in a while?"
"BUT I'm telling you, Boss, jailbreak is a bad rap. With you operating at only half power in the magic department, there's no tellin' what can go wrong, and then…"
"Before we get all worked up about what can go wrong, Guido," I said, trying to salvage something constructive out of the conversation, "could you give me a little information on exactly how hard it is to break someone out of jail? Or haven't you been involved in any jailbreaks, either?"
"Of course I've been along on some jailbreaks," the bodyguard declared, drawing himself up proudly. "I've been an accomplice on three jailbreaks. What kind of Mob member do you take me for, anyway?"
With a heroic effort I resisted the temptation to answer that particular rhetorical question.
"Okay. So how about a few pointers? This is my first jailbreak, and I want it to go right."
I was all set to settle in for a fairly lengthy lecture, but instead of launching into the subject, Guido looked a bit uncomfortable.
"Umm… actually, Boss, I don't think you'd want to use any of the plans I followed. You see, all three of 'em were busts. None of 'em worked, and in two of the capers, the guy we were tryin' to save got killed. That's how I know about what a bad rap a jailbreak is, know what I mean?"
"Oh, swell! Just swell! Tell me. Mister bodyguard, with your allergies and zero-for-three record at jailbreak, did you ever do anything for the Mob that worked?"
A gentle hand fell on my shoulder from behind.
"Hey! Ease up a little. High Roller," Massha said softly. "I know you're worried about your partner, but don't take it out on Guido… or me, either, for that matter. We may not be much, but we're here and trying to help as best we can when we'd both just as soon be back at the Bazaar. You're in a bad enough spot without starting a two-front war by turning on your allies."
I started to snap at her, but caught myself in time. Instead, I drew a long ragged breath and blew it out slowly. She was right. My nerves were stretched to the breaking point… which served me right for not following my own advice.