"Not much longer," I interrupted. "Get hold of the rope. We're about to move."
"… now I was holding Ogres back-to-back… or was it Elves? No, it was Ogres. I remember because Tananda had Elves wrapped up. Of course, we didn't know that until the end of the hand. Anyway, as soon as the Geek opened, I bumped him back limit, and Tananda…"
That did it. I should have known a hand-by-hand, bet-by-bet description of dragon poker would do the trick.
Without any warning at all, the dragon yawned… long and wide.
Aahz broke off his narration, a momentous event in itself, and blinked his surprise.
"Quick, Aahz! Jump for it!"
Bewildered as he was, there was nothing wrong with my partner's reflexes. He was out of the dragon's mouth in a flash, diving through the air to catch the rope below Guido.
As soon as his hands closed on our lifeline, several things happened at the same time.
With the extra weight on Massha's levitation belt, our whole formation started to sink at an alarming rate… my apprentice lost her grip on me, giving me minor rope burns as I clutched madly for the rope, almost too late to follow the advice I had been so freely giving to everyone else… and the dragon closed his mouth.
I caught one last glimpse of the beast before we sank from sight, and I honestly don't think he even knew we were gone. His eyelids were at half-mast, and the eyes themselves were out of focus from boredom. Aahz's stories tended to have that effect on even vaguely-intelligent beings. I had simply found a practical application for the phenomenon.
"I've gotta change the controls, Hot Stuff!" Massha called, alerting me once more to our current situation.
The ground was rushing up to meet us with frightening speed.
I remembered the faulty controls that held all of us at their mercy.
"No! Wait, Massha! Let me try…"
Exerting my last ounce of reserve power, I worked at levitating our whole crew. Under normal circumstances, I could lift three people easily and four or five in a pinch. Here in Limbo, using everything I had with Massha's belt assisting me, I barely managed to slow our descent to a moderate crawl.
"What happened there, partner?" Aahz called. "How did you know that thing was going to yawn?"
"Call it a lucky guess," I grunted, still concentrating on keeping us from crashing. "I'll explain later."
"Check the landing zone," Guido warned.
I sneaked a peak.
We had been at our task longer than I thought. The sidewalk below was crowded with vampires strolling here and there as Blut's legendary nightlife fired up.
"I don't think we can bluff our way through this one," Aahz said calmly. "Any chance you can steer us around the corner into the alley? There doesn't seem to be as much of a crowd there."
Before I could answer, something flashed past us from above with a flutter of leather wings.
"JAILBREAK!" it screamed, banking around the corner. "Murderer on the loose! JAILBREAK!"
Chapter Thirteen
"I've never seen so damn many Indians."
THE words of alarm had an interesting effect on the crowd below. After a brief glance to see us descending into their midst, to a man they turned and ran. In a twinkling, the street was empty.
"What's going on?" I called to Aahz, unable to believe our good fortune.
"Beats me!" my partner shouted back. "I guess none of the normal citizenry want to tangle with an escaped murderer. Better get us down fast before they figure out how badly outnumbered we are."
I didn't have to be told twice. Our escape had just gotten an unexpected blessing, but I wasn't about to make book on how long it would last. I cut my magical support, and we dropped swiftly toward the pavement.
"What was that that blew the whistle on us?" Massha said, peering up into the darkness where our mysterious saboteur had disappeared.
"I think it was that Vic character," Guido answered from below me. "I got a pretty good look at him when he bolted past me back at the Woof Writers."
"Really?" I asked, half to myself, twisting around to look after the departed villain. "That's one more we owe him."
"Later," Aahz commanded, touching down at last. "Right now we've got to get out of here."
Guido was beside him in a second. I had to drop a ways, as with the extra weight removed from the rope, we had ceased to sink.
"C'mon, Massha!" I called. "Cut the power in that thing. It's not that far to fall."
"I'm trying!" she snapped back, fiddling with the belt buckle once more. "The flaming thing's malfunctioning again!"
The belt setting had changed. Holding the rope, I could feel that there was no longer an upward pull. Unfortunately, Massha wasn't sinking, either. Instead, she hovered in mid-air about fifteen feet up.
"Hey, Boss! We got company!"
I followed my bodyguard's gaze. There was a mob forming down the street to our left, and it didn't look happy. Of course, it was hard to tell for sure, but I had the definite impression that their eyes were glowing redder than normal, which I was unable to convince myself was a good sign.
"Maasshhhha!" I nagged, my voice rising uncontrollably as I tugged on the rope.
"It's jammed!" she whimpered. "Go on, take off, Hot Stuff. No sense in all of us getting caught."
"We can't just leave you here," I argued.
"We don't have time for a debate," Aahz snarled. "Guido! Get up there ahead of us and keep the street open. We can't afford to get cut off. Okay, let's go!"
With that, he snatched the rope out of my hand and took off running down the street away from the crowd with Guido out front in point position and Massha floating over his head like a gaudy balloon. For once, I didn't object to him giving orders to my bodyguard. I was too busy sprinting to keep up with the rest of my group.
If the watching mob was having any trouble deciding what to do, the sight of us fleeing settled it. With a howl, they swarmed down the street in pursuit.
When I say "with a howl," I'm not speaking figuratively. As they ran, some of the vampires transformed into large, fierce-looking dogs, others into bats, presumably to gain more speed in the chase. While Aahz and I had been chased by mobs before, this was the first pack of pursuers who literally bayed at our heels. I must say I didn't care much for the experience.
"Where are we going, Aahz?" I panted.
"Away from them!" he called back.
"I mean, eventually," I pressed. "We're heading the wrong way to get back to our hideout."
"We can't hole up until we've shaken our fan club," my partner insisted. "Now shut up and run."
I had certain doubts about our ability to elude our pursuers while towing Massha overhead to mark our position, but I followed Aahz's instructions and pumped the pavement for all I was worth. For one thing, if I pointed out this obvious fact to my partner, he might simply let go of the rope and leave my apprentice to fend for herself. Then again, the option to running was to stand firm and face the mob. All in all, running seemed like a real good idea.
Guido was surprisingly good at clearing a path for us. I had never really seen my bodyguard in action, but with his constant carping and allergy problems throughout this venture, I was tending to discount his usefulness. Not so. The vampires we encountered in our flight had not heard the alarm and were unprepared for the whirlwind that burst into their midst. Guido never seemed to break stride as he barreled into victim after victim, but whatever he did to them was effective. None of the fallen bodies which marked his progress attempted to interfere with Aahz or I… heck, they didn't even move.
"River ahead. Boss!" he called over his shoulder.