“And what did you see?”
“At first she sailed out with everyone else. She found her spot, tossed in her line—all natural-like.”
“And then what happened?”
“Well, I hadta wait about thirty, forty minutes, while she did nothin’ in particular but sit there and fish.”
“Yes. And then?”
“Well, I saw her pull in her reel and look all around to make sure no one was watchin’, real suspicious-like. Then she revs up the boat and heads for shore. But not fast, you see. She goes real slow and quiet, so’s not to make any noise. Then she gets out of her boat and disappears.”
“Disappears?”
“Well, she went onshore.”
“Did you see where she went?”
“Naw. I couldn’t get close enough.”
Edwards began to look a bit worried. “So … you don’t know what she did next?”
“I know this. Ten minutes later she was back in her boat. And thirty minutes after that she sailed back to port with the biggest blamed rainbow trout I’ve seen in my life.”
“So what do you think she did onshore?”
“Objection,” Ben said, rising to his feet. “Calls for speculation.”
Judge Hart nodded. “Let’s limit the testimony to what he saw and heard, Mr. Edwards. Trust me, the story is riveting enough without supplementing it with conjecture.”
Edwards smiled thinly. “Mr. Hemingway, what did you do after the defendant returned to port with this large fish?”
“Well, I hopped into my truck and drove out to the spot where I saw her get out of the car. And what do you suppose I found?”
“Uh … traditionally, I ask the questions and the witness gives the answers.”
“Oh. Right.”
“So what did you find, sir?”
Hemingway leaned forward. “Not a hundred feet from where she got out of the boat, parked behind a tree, I found Fannie’s flame-red Ford pickup truck. Mag wheels and nylon gate.”
“Did you search the truck?”
“I most certainly did.”
“What did you find?”
“Objection,” Ben said. “No probable cause to search.”
“Nice try,” Judge Hart said. “But Mr. Hemingway isn’t a member of the law enforcement community, is he? His activities do not constitute state action.”
“But his testimony is being used by the government.”
“Yes, so it is. Tough how these things work out sometimes, isn’t it? Overruled.” She nodded toward Edwards. “Please proceed.”
“Mr. Hemingway, what did you find inside the truck?”
He leaned back, obviously pleased with himself. “That’s when I found the freshwater tank.”
Edwards introduced the State’s Exhibit A, an oversized portable freshwater tank. Just right for a jumbo trout.
“What did you do after you found the tank?” Edwards asked.
“Well, at that point, it was obvious she’d been cheatin’. What else could I do? I disqualified her and told her to return all the prize money. When she refused, I went and had me a little talk with the assistant DA.”
His brother-in-law, Ben recalled.
“Thank you,” Edwards said. “No more questions.”
Judge Hart swiveled to face the defendant’s table. “Any cross-examination, Mr. Kincaid?”
“Uh, yes.” Ben scrambled to his feet.
Fannie gave him a little shove. “Go get ’em, tiger.”
Ben tried to restrain his enthusiasm. “Mr. Hemingway, my name is Ben Kincaid, and I represent Ms. Fenneman. I’d like to ask you a few questions.”
Hemingway dipped his chin. “Shoot.”
“Mr. Hemingway, the fact is you didn’t actually see Ms. Fenneman take anything out of that tank, did you?”
“Well, no.”
“You didn’t see what she did after she got out of the boat?”
“That’s true.”
“Would you be surprised to learn that she went onshore just to … well…” Ben’s face flushed. “… to relieve herself?”
A slow grin crept across Hemingway’s face. “Well, I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that she said that.”
“Just answer the questions, sir.” Ben’s eyes darted around the courtroom. He knew he was just covering the obvious material; nobody appeared particularly impressed, and rightly so.
“Pssst.”
Ben heard the hissing behind him, but resisted getting dragged into another expression of Fannie’s outrage. “Mr. Hemingway, isn’t it true—”
“Pssst!”
Ben plowed dutifully ahead. “Isn’t it true that you never—”
“Excuse me.” This time the voice came from the foreground. It was Judge Hart. “Counsel, I believe your legal assistant is attempting to get your attention.”
Ben turned to face Christina McCall, who was leaning across the railing that separated the gallery from the court. Her hand was outstretched and she was clutching a scrap of paper. Ben snatched the paper and opened it.
Judge Hart peered down curiously from the bench. “Fan mail from some flounder?”
“Uh … not exactly.” Ben stared at the note, which contained two words: HE’S LYING.
“Your honor, might I confer for a moment—?”
“Will it speed the trial along?”
“I’m sure it will.”
“Then by all means.”
Ben walked to the back of the courtroom. Christina was in her pan-European phase; she was wearing a red-and-blue-checked French-schoolgirl dress tucked into black leggings, which Ben supposed was intended to make her look as leggy as a woman barely five-feet-one was ever likely to look. “Christina, I think you’re becoming more eccentric and mysterious every day.”
She smiled. “Did you read my note?”
“Yes. What does it mean?”
“Just what it says.” She tossed her head back, making her vivid red hair, which was tied in a ponytail, swish between her shoulder blades. “He’s lying. Vis-à-vis the tank. It’s a frame.”
“A fish frame. How?”
“I don’t know how.”
“Then how do you know he’s lying?”
“Because I am a femme du monde—or a femme, at any rate.”
“Stifle the French and tell me your theory. I find this very hard to believe.”
“That’s because you’ve been assuming your client is guilty.”
Ben avoided her eyes. “Well, her success record is pretty amazing.”
“Right. No woman could ever be that good.”
“I didn’t mean that.”
“You didn’t. But look at the guy in the stand.” Ben glanced back toward the front at Hemingway, in his flannel shirt, his jeans, his palm-sized belt buckle, and his baseball cap advertising Shakespeare fishing gear. Hmmm.
“So you think he didn’t like losing forty-seven times in a row?”
“I think he didn’t like losing to a competitor with no chest hair.”
Ben continued staring at the man in the witness stand. If he had learned nothing else in the years since he’d been out of law school, he’d learned to trust Christina’s instincts. She was a far better judge of people than he would ever be.
“Ready to proceed?” Judge Hart asked.
“Yes. Thank you, your honor.” Ben folded up his prepared outline. He was going to have to wing this one. “Mr. Hemingway. You’ve been a participant in some of these tournaments yourself, haven’t you?”
“I like to cast a line every now and again.”
“You probably didn’t much care for losing all those tournaments to my client, did you?”
“Objection.” Edwards was on his feet. “This is not relevant.”
“Your honor,” Ben interjected. “I’m trying to establish—”
Judge Hart cut him off. “No windy speeches, counsel. I know where you’re going. Overruled.”
Ben turned back to the witness. “Answer the question.”