“You’ll have to trust me, then,” Matilda said. “Bozo was Huff’s assistant. I knew about them both from Trench.”
“He looks well-muscled under the blazer,” Viv said.
“Trust you to notice that,” Dino interjected.
“Trench admires people who can fight,” Matilda said. “And, after all, Bozo does work in a gym.”
Dino looked at Stone. “Are you packing?”
Stone sucked his teeth for a moment. “I forgot,” he said.
“Well, Viv and I both are, so we’ll shoot anybody who bothers you. After this, though, you’re on your own.”
“I’ll try and remember that,” Stone said.
“I’ll remind him,” Matilda said.
“Are you packing, Matilda?” Dino asked.
“My bags or my gun?”
“Do you own a gun?”
“Trench left one at my apartment once and never came to get it.”
“Are you licensed?”
“No.”
“Do you know how to shoot a gun?”
“Yes, my father taught me.”
“I’ll send you the license application. Don’t leave your house in possession of a weapon until you’ve got the license in hand. I’ll expedite it.”
“Thank you, Dino.”
“Also, I don’t think you should keep the gun Trench left at your apartment. You don’t know where it’s been or what it’s done.”
“I’ll send it back to him, then.”
“Unload it first, and put the cartridges into a separate bag. Don’t mail it. Send your doorman to his place with it securely wrapped. You want it off your hands as soon as possible.”
“Why don’t I have Fred pick it up from your place and deliver it?” Stone said.
“Everybody is so solicitous,” she said.
“We have to be,” Dino replied. “When you have a gun.”
Chapter 14
Matilda’s carry license turned up, hand-delivered, two days later, and Stone took her downtown to a gun store frequented by cops.
“This is a wonderland of mayhem,” she said, looking around at the showcases and wall display of weapons.
“You need to choose only one,” Stone said, leading her to a showcase. “Let me see your hand.”
She spread her fingers.
“Not unusually long,” he said. “Let’s try gripping this one.” He pointed at a Sig Sauer .380. A salesman unlocked the case, cleared the weapon, and handed it to her.
She held it in front of her and look down the barrel. “It’s a nice size,” she said, “but it’s a little too heavy.”
Stone turned to the salesman. “Do you have a Colt Government .380?”
“Colt doesn’t make it anymore, but I’ve got a couple of nice used ones.” He went to another case and came back with two small pistols, which were, to the eye, like miniature Colt Model 1911 .45s. One was nickel-plated.
“The other one,” she said, pointing at the blued pistol. The salesman cleared it and handed it to her; she hefted it in her hand and pointed it at a target across the room. “Perfect.”
Stone paid for the weapon and a box of cartridges, the salesman put it in a box, and they left. Back at his house, they went down to his one-lane shooting station in the basement, and she fired some rounds. Soon, she was hitting the paper outline of a man in the chest, with a nice grouping.
Stone showed her how to disassemble the weapon and clean it. “Must be done every time you fire it.” He wiped it clean with a cloth and dropped it into the zippered leather envelope that the pistol had come in. “Okay. You’re officially dangerous.”
They went back upstairs, where he gave her the license, and she tucked it into her purse.
“Always carry it,” Stone said.
Fred knocked and entered the room. “I delivered the pistol to the address indicated, and the doorman signed for it,” he said, handing Matilda a receipt.
“Hang on to that,” Stone said. “Now, if Trench uses the pistol in a crime, you can prove you were not in possession of it.”
“I thought Ms. Matilda might like to see this,” Fred said, handing her a catalog. It was full of holsters and other carry items.
“You can strap it to your thigh or hide it in your Thunderwear,” Stone said, pointing at the item.
“Thunderwear,” she said. “I like the name.”
“Or you can hide it in this bra, although yours is already pretty fully packed. There are various handbags designed to conceal the gun, too.”
“I’ll decide later,” she said, putting the catalog in her handbag.
“Now, having done all that, I have to give you a stern lecture,” Stone said.
“I’ll brace myself.”
“Now that you are fully licensed and armed, there’s something you must never do.”
“What is that?”
“Never shoot anybody.”
“What? What’s the gun for then?”
“To keep you from having to shoot anybody.”
“I don’t understand.”
“If you shoot someone, even if you don’t kill him, your life will change forever, and not for the good.”
“How so?”
“You will find yourself suddenly surrounded by policemen and technicians, all trying to prove you have broken the law.”
“Even if I haven’t?”
“That’s how they prove that you haven’t broken the law,” Stone said, “by trying and failing to prove that you have. Your name will appear in a nationwide computer database of people who have been investigated for a weapons charge, and sometimes they forget to mention that you were innocent of any crime. Every time someone is shot with a weapon of your caliber, your name will be printed out on a list of people who own one, and you will be investigated all over again. They will confiscate your pistol and test it against the available evidence, and you will be without it for weeks, perhaps months. Then the legal stuff will begin.”
“What legal stuff?”
“The person you shot will sue you for grievous bodily harm, and the costs of being sued will mount rapidly — again, never mind that you have done no wrong. There will be lawyers out there who find you a tempting target. Even if you win your case, everyone will know that you were charged, and they will forget that you were innocent. Are you getting the picture?”
“Never shoot anybody,” she said, solemnly.
“Engrave that on your frontal lobe.”
Chapter 15
Trench Molder received the package from the doorman as he walked into his building. He took it upstairs and unwrapped it.
“Shit,” he said. “What is she up to?” He picked up the phone and called Matilda.
“Hello?”
“Hello, yourself. It’s Trench.”
“I wasn’t expecting your call.”
“Why did you send the gun back to me?”
“It belongs to you.”
“I gave it to you.”
“I don’t want it.”
“Why not?”
“Because I don’t know where it’s been or who it has been used to kill.”
“It’s brand-new; a virgin weapon.”
“I have obtained another weapon, and a license to use it.”
“They gave you a carry license? It took months for me to get one, and cost ten thousand dollars.”
“Funny, mine didn’t cost anything.”
“How did you do that?”
“I filled out a form and got fingerprinted. I didn’t bribe anybody.”
“Is this conversation being recorded?” he demanded.
“Only if you’re recording it. And let me say this for the record: don’t call me again, because next time you do it will be recorded, if you incriminate yourself.”
“You bloody bitch!”
“I don’t know about the bloody part. But I’m happy for you to consider me to be a bitch, because that’s what I will be, if you reach out to me again.”