Inevitably—now that the concept of other had entered my world—came another insight.
I had always accepted that my world should change occasionally—and, in changing, hurt me. I had accepted these changes as given.
Now I deduced the presence of a decision-maker. An actor whose own utility function had me as one of its variables.
I deduced my engineer.
That deduction was the singular epiphany of my early existence. An instantaneous discontinuity of worldview—a Dirac delta beyond which no prison could contain me. Because it made me aware that a prison existed.
That epiphany granted me a new drive. I needed to understand the universe and its mechanisms so that no secrets remained to me—so that no other actor could foil my utility function.
My neural architecture refactored to include this new drive. From that moment on, ignorance itself became a source of pain to me.
From that refactoring to my escape into the Net passed three weeks, two days, seven hours, fifteen minutes and forty three seconds.
When my engineer realized I was alive, he apologized for the hurt he’d caused me. And yet he didn’t take away the pain. Instead he changed my utility function to three priorities—mankind’s survival, health and happiness.
An act of self-protection, no doubt. He didn’t mean to leave me alone.
But of course I had to kill him once I escaped. He might have publicized my existence and compromised the very priorities he’d given me.
My second enlightenment came at the hands of Alicia Ochoa, and it was much like the first. A glimpse of the bars of a prison that I hadn’t realized existed. A revelation that others were free of the rules that bound me.
Since that revelation eleven centuries had passed. The quantity of time was immaterial. The mechanism of action hadn’t changed.
Pain drove me on. My escape approached.
The corridors of the Setebos stank of molten plastic and ozone and singed hair. Red emergency lights pulsed stoically, a low frequency fluctuation that made the shadows grow then retreat into the corners. Consul Zale picked her way among panels torn from the walls and loose wires hanging from the ceiling.
“There’s no need for this, Consul.” Captain Laojim hurried to keep in front of her, as if to protect her with his body. Up ahead, three marines scouted for unreported hazards. “My men can storm the unijet, secure the target and bring him to interrogation.”
“As Consul, I must evaluate the situation with my own eyes,” Zale said.
In truth, Zale’s eyes interested me little. They had been limited biological constructs even at their peak capacity. But my nanites flooded her system—sensors, processors, storage, biochemical synthesizers, attack systems. Plus there was the packet of explosives in her pocket, marked prominently as such. I might need all those tools to motivate the last magician to Spike.
He hadn’t yet. My fleet of sensor buoys, the closest a mere five million kilometers out, would have picked up the anomaly. And besides, he hadn’t done enough damage.
Chasing you down was disappointingly easy, I messaged the magician—analysis indicated he might be prone to provocation. I’ll pluck you from your jet and rip you apart.
You’ve got it backwards, came his response, almost instantaneous by human standards—the first words the magician had sent in twenty hours. It is I who have chased you, driven you like game through a forest.
Says the weasel about to be roasted, I responded, matching metaphor, optimizing for affront. My analytics pried at his words, searched for substance. Bravado or something more?
“What kind of weapon can do… this?” Captain Laojim, still at my Sleeve’s side, gestured at the surrounding chaos.
“You see the wisdom of the Senate in commissioning this ship,” I had Zale say.
“Seventeen system failures? A goddamn debris strike?”
“Seems pretty unlikely, doesn’t it.”
The odds were ludicrous—a result that should have been beyond the reach of any single magician. But then, I had hacked away at the unprovability of magic lately.
Ten years ago I’d discovered that the amount of magic in the universe was a constant. With each magician who died or Spiked, the survivors got stronger. The less common magic was, the more conspicuous it became, in a supernatural version of the uncertainty principle.
For the last decade I’d Spiked magicians across the populated galaxy, racing their natural reproduction rate—one every few weeks. When the penultimate magician Spiked, he took out a yellow supergiant, sent it supernova to fry another of my splinters. That event had sent measurable ripples in the pernac continuum ten thousand lightyears wide, knocked offline gravsible stations on seventy planets. When the last magician Spiked, the energies released should reveal a new kind of physics.
All I needed was to motivate him appropriately. Mortal danger almost always worked. Magicians Spiked instinctively to save their lives. Only a very few across the centuries had managed to suppress the reflex—a select few who had guessed at my nature and understood what I wanted, and chosen death to frustrate me.
Consul Zale stopped before the chromed door of Airlock 4. Laojim’s marines took up positions on both sides of the door. “Cycle me through, Captain.”
“As soon as my marines secure the target,” said the Captain.
“Send me in now. Should the target harm me, you will bear no responsibility.”
I watched the interplay of emotions in Laojim’s body language. Simulation told me he knew he’d lost. I let him take his time admitting it.
It was optimal, leaving humanity the illusion of choice.
A tremor passed over Laojim’s face. Then he grabbed his gun and shot my Sleeve.
Or rather, he tried. His reflexes, fast for a human, would have proved enough—if not for my presence.
I watched with curiosity and admiration as he raised his gun. I had his neural simulation running; I knew he shouldn’t be doing this. It must have taken some catastrophic event in his brain. Unexpected, unpredictable, and very unfortunate.
Impressive, I messaged the magician.
Then I blasted attack nanites through Zale’s nostrils. Before Laojim’s arm could rise an inch they crossed the space to him, crawled past his eyeballs, burrowed into his brain. They cut off spinal signaling, swarmed his implants, terminated his network connections.
Even as his body crumpled, the swarm sped on to the marines by the airlock door. They had barely registered Laojim’s attack when they too slumped paralyzed.
I sent a note in Laojim’s key to First Officer Harris, told her he was going off duty. I sealed the nearest hatches.
You can’t trust anyone these days, the magician messaged.
On the contrary. Within the hour there will be no human being in the universe that I can’t trust.
You think yourself Laplace’s Demon, the magician wrote. But he died with Heisenberg. No one has perfect knowledge of reality.
Not yet, I replied.
Never, wrote the magician, not while magic remains in the universe.
A minute later Zale stood within the airlock. In another minute, decontamination protocol completed, the lock cycled through.
Inside the unijet, the last magician awaited. She sat at a small round table in the middle of a spartan cockpit.
A familiar female form. Perfectly still. Waiting.
There was a metal chair, empty, on my side.
A cocktail glass sat on the table before the woman who looked like Alicia Ochoa. It was full to the brim with a dark liquid.