As soon as they were in level flight, and the seat-belt sign was off, Gibson stood up and started to explore the possibilities of the aircraft. The speed made it virtually impossible for him to sit still. The first thing that he discovered was a smaller rear cabin that was taken up by an enormous circular water bed and a second projection TV. When he saw it, Gibson laughed out loud.
"Jesus, it really is a flying whorehouse."
Janine stepped through the connecting door behind him."The ex-prince had very distinctive taste."
Gibson looked along a shelf of videocassettes beside the bed. They were mainly S amp;M porno punctuated by Clint Eastwood and Sylvester Stallone movies. "I don't think that even Elvis would have gone for decor like this."
He prodded the yielding surface of the water bed. "Did you work for the prince? "
Janine laughed and shook her head. "Definitely not. From what I heard, he expected things from his cabin crews that were far beyond my job description. I work for the charter brokers. The day after tomorrow I'll be dressed like a butler, serving cognac to a Japanese electronics mogul in a walnut-paneled Learjet that looks like an English stately home on the inside."
Gibson sat down on the bed. "That seems like a waste."
Janine reverted to formality. "Would you care for a drink, Mr… Hoover?"
Gibson looked at her with a who-are-we-trying-to-kid expression. "Hoover?"
"I was given strict instructions to not know who you were. The passenger list reads 'J. E. Hoover and party.' "
"I was starting to think that I'd been totally forgotten."
"Actually, I used to have nearly all of your records."
"Used to?"
"I still have them…"
"You just don't admit it in polite company anymore?"
"You did rather screw up, didn't you? I mean, telling the whole of Madison Square Garden to eat shit and die and then stalking off the stage was hardly a great career move. I was there, you know."
"I did worse than that."
"Yes, I read about it."
Gibson wasn't sure if her expression was sympathetic or just professional. "Maybe I'll have that drink now."
"Scotch?"
"How did you know?"
"I told you. I used to be a fan. You gave up drinking Rebel Yell bourbon and switched to good Scotch because the hangovers weren't so bad. I read that in the big Stone Free interview."
"The one with me on the cover."
"I'll get your drink."
With that, she was gone.
Gibson lay back on the water bed, producing a medium swell. He'd never really liked water beds. They made him feel seasick when he was drunk, and after his first couple of experiences with them he'd dismissed the whole concept as an overpromoted Californian aberration. Janine returned with his Scotch. "If you want anything else, just ring."
Gibson nodded. "Indeed I will."
After she'd gone, he muttered under his breath, "You know how to ring, don't you? You just stick out your finger and push. "
Outside the window a night-flight ghost world of moonlit cloudscape drifted past. For the first time, he realized that it was either a full moon or a close approximation. In New York, you tended not to be aware of the night sky. He picked out the movie High Plains Drifter from the shelf of cassettes, fed it into the VCR that was attached to the projection TV, lit a cigarette, and settled down to let Clint keep him amused for the next hundred minutes or so.
Just as the movie was coming to an end with Clint destroying the whole town without ever once telling anyone his name, Smith looked into the rear cabin. "I think you'd better come out here."
Gibson sat up. "What's going on?"
Smith looked at the screen with an expression of distaste. "The captain has just told us something."
"What?"
"You'd better hear it for yourself."
Gibson followed her into the main cabin. The captain was standing there looking a good deal less than happy. "I've just been telling your companions that I believe a strange aircraft is shadowing this flight."
Gibson pushed his hair back out of his eyes. He was about at the point where he'd believe anything. "What kind of aircraft?"
"That's a part of the problem. It has a radar configuration like nothing I've ever seen before. Its progress is also extremely erratic."
Gibson looked round for Janine. She seemed to have secreted herself in the galley. "What exactly are you trying to say?"
"I've never encountered a UFO, but this thing does tend to conform to a lot of the reports that I've read."
Gibson closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "Are you trying to say that there's a flying saucer following us?"
Captain Donovan looked very uncomfortable. "Those aren't the words that I'd choose."
"But they're close enough for rock 'n' roll."
"Right,"
Gibson turned to Smith. "You know anything about this?"
Smith shook her head, at the same time giving a hard look that indicated that he should keep his mouth shut. "Absolutely nothing."
Gibson peered out of one of the cabin windows. Donovan indicated that he was wasting his time. "You won't see anything. Whatever it is has been staying between twenty and thirty miles behind us. It maintains approximately the same altitude, but there are wild fluctuations in its airspeed, and it keeps executing these crazy zigzag patterns that would be quite impossible for a normal aircraft."
Gibson turned angrily from the window. "Does anyone want to tell me what the fuck is going on?"
Smith moved toward him. "We don't know what's going on."
"The hell you don't."
Smith glanced at the captain. "Could you give us a few minutes to talk in private?"
"Of course, but, if you do know something about this thing, I'd be grateful if you'd let me in on it."
For the first time, Gibson saw Smith showing signs of stress. "Please, Captain, just give us a few minutes."
Without a further word, the captain turned and went back to the flight deck. His calm and patience seemed to be fading fast. Gibson's was totally in shreds. The Methedrine was gnawing at his nerves, and nothing would have pleased him more than to hurl something at the wall and start screaming. He could see no reason why anyone should retain their cool when they were thirty thousand feet over the North Atlantic being chased by a UFO.
As soon as the door had closed behind Donovan, Gibson rounded on the three streamheat. "Somebody had better start coming up with some answers pretty damn fast."
French raised a warning hand. "Can the crew listen in to our conversation?"
Smith shook her head. "No, they can't. I had the plane checked out for privacy before it was chartered. Its previous owner was particularly obsessive about privacy."
Gibson's anger continued to build to a flareup. "I don't give a damn what the crew can hear or can't hear. All I want is some answers, and I want them now."
Smith fixed him with a cold stare. "Don't throw a tantrum, Joe. We don't know everything. This is as baffling to us as it is to you."
"I wonder why it is that I don't believe you?"
"Maybe because you're a paranoid on amphetamines."
Gibson could feel himself becoming terminally ratty. "Or maybe because you're lying through your teeth."
Smith faced him. "You have my word. We know nothing about these things. Except that they turn up in just about every inhabited dimension with which we've ever had contact."