“Fascinating,” I said, shifting the weight on my leg.
“But you are interested in the group,” he said, “and not in being a vampire historian. My assessment from past experience suggests that the short thin man with the New York accent is not a believer either-though, I confess, I do not know what he is trying to gain from the group. He is certainly no scholar. Ah, here it is.”
Wong pulled out a sheet from a pile before him.
“I wrote some notes on the members and planned to do a bit of follow-up, but not really very much,” he said. “Getting the names was no great problem, though I do not plan to use them in my writing. However, I thought some background on each might be useful. If you do gather such information that might be helpful and if it does not violate your ethical code, I would be glad to pay a research fee.”
“I’ll think about it,” I said. “I’m not sure what my ethical code is on this thing. What about the woman?”
“Yes,” said Wong, looking at his sheet. “Bedelia Sue Frye. In some ways a very interesting example, totally within the role, totally the vampire during the meetings, never a break or flaw, but the vampire she portrays is not one of historical significance or myth but one of movies. A definite possibility for you, Mr. Peters.”
“Hill?” I said, referring to the tall guy who had said nothing.
“A voyeur, I would guess,” said Wong. “Respectable by day. Likes to do something dangerous, but not too dangerous. He needs to have a secret. He is never comfortable engaging in any of the rather juvenile rituals, but he clearly gets satisfaction from watching. A possibility for you, Mr. Peters.”
“And Billings,” I said.
“A sad man unable to sustain his fantasy within his body and abilities. A sad man. But that is an observation from outside. I view his state as sad. I have difficulty knowing how he perceives his own state.”
“Well, Mr. Wong,” I said, getting up on my incredibly stiff leg. “You’ve been a big help.”
He walked over and extended his hand.
“Then I take it I am no longer a suspect?” he said.
“You’re still a suspect,” I said. “The only way to get off my list is to become a victim, and I’ll still be suspicious.”
Wong laughed.
“Academic research lost a good man when you decided to become a detective,” he said.
“I didn’t decide,” I said, following him to the door. “It just happened.”
Wong walked at my side through the restaurant and out the front door.
“If I can be of further assistance,” he said, “please feel free to return.”
I thanked him and turned. The parking lot was not quite as full as it had been, and there was no one in sight when I reached my car door. The sky suddenly went dark or a shadow went over the sun. At least that was my impression. I looked up to see which it was. What I saw should have moved me into action, but it didn’t. It simply froze me on the spot. On top of my Buick stood a caped figure in black. The sun was directly behind it so I could see no features. It leaped at me, swinging some object in its hand. My body finally reacted, dropped flat, and rolled away, taking only part of the blow from the object on my retreating head. The dark figure turned to try again, and I covered my face and head with my arm as I rolled away on the gravel parking lot.
“Nosferatu,” came Wilson Wong’s familiar voice, and the black-caped figure turned to face him. The guy in the cape swung his shiny club at the Chinese professor, who dropped to the ground and threw a well-timed kick at the back of the leg of our daylight vampire. The guy lost his balance and his club, righted himself before he hit the grave and ran out into the street with billowing cape.
“Are you all right Mr. Peters?” Wong said, sitting up, his suit a mess.
“I think so,” I replied, joining him and touching my bleeding scalp. “Was that judo?”
“No,” said Wong, helping me up. “I was on the wrestling team at USC. A simple leg drop. But the years have eluded me. I was lucky. We’d best get you to a doctor.” I touched my head, trying to assess the degree of damage from years of experience. Koko the Clown was perched on my shoulder, ready to take me into the inkwell if I passed out, but I silently told him he’d have to wait, that we’d play some other time.
“I think I’ll be all right,” I said. “I just need some water and a bandage and a place to clean up a little.”
Wong led me back through the restaurant, past now-curious customers, and helped me clean up. The waiter gave us a hand and found some cloth for a bandage. A shot of something alcoholic offered by one of them sent a bolt through me, threatened nausea, and then gave me the power to move.
“Thanks,” I said.
“Whoever that was, he lacked true style,” Wong said.
“But he was effective,” I added.
“Yes,” said Wong. “It appears as if Mr. Lugosi is in some danger.”
I made it back to my car without further problems, fished my.38 and holster out, and clutched them to my bosom. A sudden chill ran through me, and I turned quickly, thinking someone was breathing down my back from the rear seat. It was empty. I locked the doors and eased into the street, looking for dark Fords and darker strangers.
I made it back to the theater by 4:30. Nate was eating Jujubees and David was wiping tears from his eyes.
“Hi, kids, how was the show?”
“Great,” said Nate, scrambling into the back seat.
“I got scared,” said Dave, moving next to me, “and Nate the Great wouldn’t take me out.”
Nate reached over to hit his brother on the head.
“Cut it out,” I said. “If you guys want to do this again with me, cut it out. Okay?”
“Okay,” they agreed.
Dave wiped tears from his red face and looked at my bandaged head with curiosity.
“What happened to you?” he said.
“Nazis,” I said. “I had to kill them.”
“How many?” Dave said, with his mouth open.
“Thirty-one,” I said.
“He’s kidding you, dope,” Nate said from the back seat, popping a handful of candy in his mouth and turning to watch a fire engine through the rear window.
I got them back home at five and Ruth greeted us at the door. “Baby’s taking a nap,” she said. “I’m just starting dinner. How was Dumbo?”
“Terrific,” said Nate. “It scared Dave.”
“The part where the zombies…” he began, and I cut in.
“The part where Dumbo’s mother dies,” I said. “Right, Dave?”
Dave nodded glumly.
“What happened to you?” Ruth said, looking at me up close. My bandage was high on my head, and my final suit was only partly presentable after a roll in the gravel.
“Near riot at the show,” I explained. “Kids trampled me in the rush for tickets.”
“Trampled right on his head,” Nate confirmed. “I saw it.”
Ruth didn’t know what to believe.
“Staying for dinner?” she asked. “Tuna on noodles.”