Now what could these two dear creatures be talking about that was so very, very absorbing? And so excruciatingly humorous? Answer me that and I will write the history of Russia for you in one sitting.
The moment I suspected they were making ready to leave I would take to my heels. Leisurely and wistfully I'd meander, poking my head into one dive after another, until I came to Sheridan Square. At one corner of the Square, and always lit up like an old-fashioned saloon, was Minnie Douchebag's hangout. Here I knew the two of them would eventually wind up. All I waited for was to make sure they took their seats. Then a glance at the clock, estimating that in two or three hours one of them at least would be returning to the lair. It was comforting, on casting a last glance in their direction, to observe that they were already the center of solicitous attention. Comforting—what a word!—to know that they would receive the protection of the dear creatures who understood them so well and ever rallied to their support. It was amusing also to reflect, on entering the subway, that with a slight rearrangement of clothing even a Bertillon expert might have difficulty deciding which was boy and which girl. The boys were always ready to die for the girls—and vice versa. Weren't they all in the same rancid piss-pot to which every pure and decent soul is consigned? Such dearies they were, the whole gang. Darlings, really. The drags they could think up, gracious! Every one of them, the boys particularly, was a born artist. Even those shy little creatures who hid in a corner to chew their nails.
Was it from contact with this atmosphere in which love and mutual understanding ruled that Stasia evolved the notion that all was not well between Mona and myself? Or was it due to the sledge-hammer blows I delivered in moments of truth and candor?
You shouldn't be accusing Mona of deceiving you and lying to you, she says to me one evening. How we happened to be alone I can't imagine. Possibly she was expecting Mona to appear any moment.
What would you rather have me accuse her of? I replied, wondering what next.
Mona's not a liar, and you know it. She invents, she distorts, she fabricates ... because it's more interesting. She thinks you like her better when she complicates things. She has too much respect for you to really lie to you.
I made no effort to reply.
Don't you know that? she said, her voice rising.
Frankly, no! said I.
You mean you swallow all those fantastic tales she hands you?
If you mean that I regard it all as an innocent little game, no.
But why should she want to deceive you when she loves you so dearly? You know you mean everything to her. Yes, everything.
Is that why you're jealous of me?
Jealous? I'm outraged that you should treat her as you do, that you should be so blind, so cruel, so...
I raised my hand. Just what are you getting at? I demanded. What's the game?
Game? Game? She drew herself up in the manner of an indignant and thoroughly astounded Czarina. She was utterly unaware that her fly was unbuttoned and her shirt tail hanging out.
Sit down, I said. Here, have another cigarette.
She refused to sit down. Insisted on pacing back and forth, back and forth.
Now which do you prefer to believe, I began. That Mona loves me so much that she has to lie to me night and day? Or that she loves you so much that she hasn't the courage to tell me? Or that you love her so much that you can't stand seeing her unhappy? Or, let me ask this first—do you know what love is? Tell me, have you ever been in love with a man? I know you once had a dog you loved, or so you told me, and I know you have made love to trees. I also know that you love more than you hate, but—do you know what love is? If you met two people who were madly in love with one another, would your love for one of them increase that love or destroy it? I'll put it another way. Perhaps this will make it clearer. If you regarded yourself only as an object of pity and some one showed you real affection, real love, would it make any difference to you whether that person was a he or a she, married or unmarried? I mean, would you, or could you, be content merely to accept that love? Or would you want it exclusively for yourself?
Pause. Heavy pause.
And what, I continued, makes you think you're worthy of love? Or even that you are loved? Or, if you think you are, that you're capable of returning it? Sit down, why don't you? You know, we could really have an interesting talk. We might even get somewhere. We might arrive at truth. I'm willing to try. She gave me a strange, startled look. You say that Mona thinks I like complicated beings. To be very honest with you, I don't. Take you now, you're a very simple sort of being ... all of a piece, aren't you? Integrated, as they say. You're so securely at one with yourself and the whole wide world that, just to make sure of it, you deliver yourself up for observation. Am I too cruel? Go ahead, snicker if you will. Things sound strange when you put them upside down. Besides, you didn't go to the observation ward on your own, did you? Just another one of Mona's yarns, what! Of course, I swallowed it hook, line and sinker—because I didn't want to destroy your friendship for one another. Now that you're out, thanks to my efforts, you want to show me your gratitude. Is that it? You don't want to see me unhappy, especially when I'm living with some one near arid dear to you.
She began to giggle despite the fact that she was highly incensed.
Listen, if you had asked me if I were jealous of you, much as I hate to admit it, I would have said yes. I'm not ashamed to confess that it humiliates me to think some one like you can make me jealous. You're hardly the type I would have chosen for a rival. I don't like morphodites any more than I like people with double-jointed thumbs. I'm prejudiced. Bourgeois, if you like. I never loved, a dog, but I never hated one either. I've met fags who were entertaining, clever, talented, diverting, but I must say I wouldn't care to live with them. I'm not talking morals, you understand, I'm talking likes and dislikes. Certain things rub me the wrong way. It's most unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my wife should feel so keenly drawn to you. Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it? Almost literary. It's a god-damned shame, is what I mean to say, that she couldn't have chosen a real man, if she had to betray me, even if he were some one I despised. But you ... why shit! it leaves me absolutely defenceless. I wince at the mere thought of some one saying to me—What's wrong with you? Because there must be something wrong with a man—at least, so the world reasons—when his wife is violently attracted to another woman. I've tried my damnedest to discover what's wrong with me, if there is anything wrong, but I can't lay a finger on it. Besides, if a woman is able to love another woman as well as the man she's tied to, there's nothing wrong with that, is there? She's not to be blamed if she happens to be endowed with an unusual store of affection, isn't that so? Supposing, however, that as the husband of such an extraordinary creature, one has doubts about his wife's exceptional ability to love, what then? Supposing the husband has reason to believe that there is a mixture of sham and reality connected with this extraordinary gift for love? That to prepare her husband, to condition him, as it were, she slyly and insidiously struggles to poison his mind, invents or concocts the most fantastic tales, all innocent, of course, about experiences with girl friends prior to her marriage. Never openly admitting that she slept with them, but implying it, insinuating, always insinuating, that it could have been so. And the moment the husband ... me, in other words ... registers fear or alarm, she violently denies anything of the sort, insists that it must be one's imagination which invoked the picture ... Do you follow me? Or is it getting too complicated?