Marsha punched up the directory labeled "INVST-1" and started typing:
When your platoon entered the village of Dak Sut on January 9, 1968, what orders did you give?
"No," she said to herself. "Too direct." Christ, this wasn't like interviewing celebrity authors. She tried to imagine how Geraldo Rivera would do it.
For the next hour she kept typing and retyping questions.
Was there evidence of NVA or VC in the village?
He's going to say yes. Then what? How do you follow up? This is harder than it looks.
The last time you saw Lieutenant Ferguson alive, was he-
Forget it. She could try again tomorrow. She punched a button and magically transported the questions to her computer's hard memory. She exited the word-processing program, then hit the keys for the modem, which automatically dialed a local number. After a few seconds the computer tinkled a romantic ballad and the medical symbols for the male and female of the species appeared on the screen, the male's arrow piercing the female's circle. The symbols changed shape, becoming the figures of a nude man and woman, until they, too, electronically unwound and formed letters and then a word. "Compu-Mate."
DO YOU WISH TO ENTER THE MATING ROOM? YES. YOUR HANDLE, PLEASE. TV GAL.
She had been meaning to change her handle after several Compu-Mate correspondents asked whether she enjoyed cross-dressing. She typed a numerical password, and after a moment the computer purred, and a new message scrolled down the monitor.
HERE'S WHO'S IN THE MATING ROOM NOW: SUPER STUD CANDY FEELGOOD PASSION PRINCE BUSH WHACKER HELEN BED ICE GODDESS CHARLIE HORSE BIGGUS DICKUS TV GAL ORAL ROBERT HOT BUNS
A sound came from the bedroom. A sliver of light appeared under the door. Marsha punched into the chat mode and made some connections. Oral Robert told her he'd save her ass and to hell with her soul. Bush Whacker tried to type dirty but couldn't spell any word over four letters. Biggus Dickus, a nearly normal guy she remembered from last week, asked about her work. Bor-ing! She brushed them off.
HELLO, TV GAL. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION-PASSION PRINCE.
A little jolt went through her, as it always did. A new name, a voice in the dark. Maybe this time. She heard the bathroom shower turning on. It wouldn't be an all-nighter after all.
HELLO, PASSION PRINCE. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? NO GOOD.
Just dancing around and she didn't have all night.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, PP. EIGHT FEET TALL, GREEN SCALY SKIN, A LONG SNOUT, AND LARGE TEETH…
Christ, a comedian. Why not just a sincere, single, self-supporting male, thirty-five, gainfully employed, likes dining out, movies, and romantic walks on the beach?
…AND YOU, TV PERSON?
Might as well give him a cheap thrill.
FIVE-NINE WITH LONG, LONG LEGS. LARGE ROUND BREASTS, A FLAT, SMOOTH STOMACH, AND FULL HIPS.
She stared at the screen. Nothing. Maybe scared him off. She waited. Outside, an ocean breeze rattled the windows.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR ASSHOLE?
Oh brother. One of those.
IS IT NICE AND TIGHT?
She started to hit the escape button but stopped. In the bathroom, the water was turned off, the pipes clanking in the old apartment. The Prince of Passion was still typing.
DO YOU LIKE POETRY? NOTHING DIRTY, PASSION GUY. WHEREOF MY FAME IS LOUD AMONGST MANKIND, CURED LAMENESS, PALSIES, CANCERS. THOU, O GOD, KNOWEST ALONE WHETHER THIS WAS OR NO. HAVE MERCY, MERCY! COVER ALL MY SIN! THAT'S POETRY? SOUNDS LIKE FATHER McCORKLE IN WILKES BARRE.
She hoped that would stop him, but the electronic blips kept coming, the words marching across her screen.
THEN, THAT I MIGHT BE MORE ALONE WITH THEE, THREE YEARS I LIVED UPON A PILLAR, HIGH. I BEEN STONED, TOO, BUT THREE YEARS? THAT'S HEAVY. NO, NO TV-GAL. DO YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE STYLITES?
Jeez, I don't know what's worse, Marsha thought, a pervert or a bore. She looked toward the bedroom. The door was open, the light off.
A MOTOWN GROUP, RIGHT? AH, PERHAPS MUSIC IS MORE TO YOUR TASTE.
Ought to sign off now, Marsha thought, play hostess, offer a good-bye drink and exchange lies about next time. So quiet, the only sound the hum of the computer, the only light the luminous black-and-white display of the monitor. Now what was he typing? Rock 'n' roll lyrics. What's with this guy? Can't he think for himself? Trying to tell me I shake his nerves and rattle his brain. He was rattled long before tonight. And don't tell me what drives a man insane. But there he goes, hammering out the whole damn song. And he probably can't even carry a tune. She heard footsteps behind her.
OK, OK, PRINCE…I BROKE YOUR WILL AND GAVE YOU A SUPER-DUPER THRILL, BUT I REALLY GOT TO GO NOW.
A shadow crossed the screen, then stopped.
She didn't turn.
She expected a caress, a lover's hug.
"Hello, darling," Marsha said.
There was no reply.
She hit the escape button, punching out of the program, and stared into the black background of the screen. The outline of shoulders…
Two hands grabbed Marsha's neck from behind and yanked her out of the chair. For a moment she thought it was a joke. But it wasn't funny, and rough sex after tender loving didn't make sense. She thought of a man who wanted her to choke him just before he came. Oxygen deprivation to enhance the orgasm.
Weird. Now this.
The hands slipped from her neck, then closed again. Marsha clawed at the hands as they pressed harder. She kicked backward and tried to scream, but nothing came out. She gasped for air, fought off the nausea, and sucked in a breath as the hands relaxed again. But she was losing consciousness and her strength was gone.
She barely felt the hands this time, and her last memory would be a tiny sound, a sickening crack like a wishbone snapped in two.
The hands continued to squeeze for a full minute, then dropped her back into the chair. A moment later, they grabbed Mabel Dombrowsky by the hair and roughly jammed her head forward into the monitor, shattering the screen, shards of glass piercing her eyes. From inside the broken screen, an electronic pop and fizzle and a puff of flame.
"Great balls of fire!" sang a voice she never heard.
CHAPTER 1
If Marvin the Maven tells me not to yell in closing argument, I don't yell. Marvin knows. He's never tried a case, but he's seen more trials than most lawyers. Drifting from courtroom to courtroom in search of the best action, he glimpses eight or nine cases a day, five days a week for the last seventeen years since he closed up his shoe store in Brooklyn and headed south.
Some lawyers don't listen to Marvin and his friends-Saul the Tailor and Max (Just Plain) Seltzer-and they pay the price. Me, I listen. The courthouse regulars can't read the fine print on the early-bird menus, but they can spot perjury from the third row of the gallery.
Marvin, Saul, and Max already told me I botched jury selection. Not that lawyers pick jurors anyway. We exclude those we fear, at least until we run out of challenges.
"You're meshuga, you leave number four on," Marvin told me on the first day of trial.
"He's a hardworking butcher," I said defensively. "Knows the value of a dollar. Won't give the store away."
Marvin ran a liver-spotted hand over his toupee, fingering the part. "Lookit his eyes, boychik. Like pissholes in the snow. Plus, I betcha he lays his fat belly on the scale with the lamb chops. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could spit."