Liffy's voice drifted off.
Or so it seemed to Joe as he sat listening to Liffy's darkly shifting visions of the Monastery. Joe's mind blurring then and slowly sinking in the uneasy shadows of a restless sleep.
— 6-
Sphinx
It was late when Joe looked at his watch, no more than an hour or two before dawn. He realized he must have dozed off in the chair beside the table, but he had no idea how long he had been asleep. Liffy was still stretched out on Joe's narrow cot, wheezing softly. Joe glanced at the table littered with empty wine bottles and chicken bones and frowned. Liffy was watching him with concern.
Awake again? And are you all right? Do you feel feverish at all? You seemed to be doing battle with yourself last night while I was briefly recounting the history of the world.
As a matter of fact I don't feel too well, said Joe, easing himself forward and holding his head in his hands.
Perfectly understandable, murmured Liffy. A concise history of the world would have that effect on anyone. There's nothing more disquieting than memory. And I know exactly how you must feel this morning because I know exactly how I felt the first time I awoke in this world. When I was born, I mean.
Not many people can remember that far back, but I can.
Joe moaned, holding his head more tightly.
And how did I feel at that moment? asked Liffy. Outraged. Appalled. Utterly stunned by what lay ahead of me now that I had been expelled from my tropical sealike Eden, that warm and fluid and rhythmic womb where I'd been happy and safe. And I was only seconds old, mind you, a mere tiny red-raw bundle of quivering impressions. And then all at once this huge figure in white, who was wearing a mask, naturally, snatched me up high into the air and viciously slapped me on the back. Slap, just like that. And I screamed my way into the world then, just screamed, Joe. And I understood it all at that moment, just everything, and I said to myself,
Oh shit, you're in for it now.
Suddenly Liffy sat up on the bed, intensely alert.
Well? I was right about that, wasn't I? It was one of those rare cases of a man being right from the very beginning. The very beginning.
Liffy laughed, then frowned.
But are you all right this morning, Joe? Our bodies are but shoddy armor for the soul, after all. . And why are you wearing that hat?
What hat?
That faded red wool thing. Your Irish disguise. You look like some sort of sickly elf in need of a handout.
I told you I'm not feeling too well, muttered Joe.
Then we must get out of here immediately, said Liffy, rising. Dawn is about to break over Egypt, so why wouldn't a glimpse of the pyramids at sunrise be just the thing? Come on, Joe, why not? Fresh air at least, and aren't we a race of fearless hunters when all's said and done? Daring adventurers fated with the need to know and to seek?
Joe cleared his sticky lungs, his mind still a blur. Liffy snorted.
Of course we are, Joe, don't argue. Adventure is everything to men like us. It's in our very blood, along with chicken fat and the sour residue of Rommel's wine. Just consider my clandestine orders, the real secret orders I was given in London when I was being sent out here as a spy. Didn't I tell, you what they said?
No, muttered Joe. What?
Head east, my child, ever east.
They did?
Precisely. And after that general introduction, they got down to specifics.
A. Yes, my child, a leisurely journey is what we have in mind for you, so stop look and listen.
B. Mingle, eat the local mush.
C. Tarry in caves and open spaces and mark well the local aphorisms.
D. Even graze a goat or two, if there's time.
E. But above all head ever east, for these are your orders in life, my child. For now anyway.
F. Good luck.
G. Have a nice trip.
Liffy laughed.
A trifle vague perhaps, but no more so than most things having to do with intelligence. In fact it wouldn't surprise me if your orders were secretly the same, so come along then. Come.
Liffy helped Joe to his feet and removed his hat. Gently he steered Joe toward the door, murmuring in a soothing voice all the while.
Fresh air, yes, I know how you feel. . you need to escape from this room and from the Hotel Babylon in general, which unfortunately has changed very little from the time when a detachment of Napoleon's camel corps was bivouacked here. . Ahmad tells the story. Apparently there used to be a plaque in the lobby commemorating the event. . Napoleon's camels slept here. With their eyes open. . Of course, Joe, it's that kind of place. Come along now. .
Liffy locked the door behind them.
Easy does it, he whispered. In this quarter the darkness has ears, and as spies, we must lurk without a sound.
They tiptoed down the stairs and the pianola on the ground floor came into view. Ahmad was asleep at the counter, sitting on his high stool with his head resting on an open newspaper. Next to his elbow were several large round sesame wafers, apparently left over from a midnight snack. Liffy scooped them up.
Survival rations for the dawn patrol, he whispered. The home front has all the luck. But have you ever noticed that all the spies in Cairo always read newspapers while waiting for their next clandestine strike?
While he whispered, Liffy was making a show of leaning over the counter to hang up Joe's key. But at one point he suddenly reached under the counter and grabbed for something, which he then hid behind his back. And a none too skillful maneuver at that, thought Joe.
They tiptoed toward the door.
I thought everybody in Cairo always did nothing but read newspapers? whispered Joe.
That's true, they do, but that's only because everybody in Cairo is a spy. Out here a man has no choice.
Spy and be spied upon — it's the real secret of the pyramids.
They tiptoed through the open door into the darkness and made their way up the rue Clapsius.
What we obviously need this morning, whispered Liffy, is a dramatic breakthrough. Now I'm going to fetch the van while you turn left at the next corner and follow your nose to a little square where there's a fragment of a Roman fountain, a pained marble face with an alarmed mouth spouting water. You can't miss it and it's also a chance for a quick wash-up. I'll meet you there.
Liffy trotted off, a long cylindrical leather case and a bundle of what looked like laundry tucked under his arm.
He must have left those things under Ahmad's counter when he arrived last night, thought Joe, wondering why Liffy had bothered to hide them behind his back in such a halfhearted way.
***
In an upstairs window at the end of the alley, in the dilapidated building owned by the former belly dancer who now roasted chickens for a living, a young man laid aside his newspaper and dialed a telephone number.
They've left the hotel, he whispered. Just the two of them.
Most of the young man's fingers were missing. He listened carefully.
All right, he whispered. Yes. . I'll be here.
He hung up the phone and smiled.
And now for a real old-fashioned English breakfast, he thought, banging twice on the floor so the woman downstairs would hear him.