Amateur.
Marcus got out of the car then. He stood with the rain beating down on his fluffy blond hair and went, "You idiot," to Thug #2.
He was right to be upset, if you think about it. I mean, here he'd hired these guys to roust me, and they were doing a thoroughly bad job of it. It just goes to show you can't get good help anymore.
You would think that, with all this going on in front of a pretty popular tourist destination like the Mission - not to mention a school - somebody would have noticed and phoned the cops. You would think that, wouldn't you?
But if you're thinking that, you obviously haven't been in California when it was raining out. I'm not kidding, it's like New York City on New Year's Eve: only the tourists venture outside. Everyone else stays inside and waits until it's safe to come out.
Oh, a couple of cars whizzed by going fifty miles an hour in a twenty-mile-per-hour zone. I was hoping one of them would notice us and decide that two guys on one girl wasn't quite playing fair - even if the girl did look a bit like a hooker.
But our little tussle went on for a surprisingly long time before Marcus - who'd apparently realized what his thugs hadn't, that I wasn't exactly your typical Catholic schoolgirl - cut the whole thing short by laying me out with a totally unfair right to the chin.
I didn't even see him coming. What with the rain and all, my hair was getting plastered to my face, obscuring my peripheral vision. I'd been concentrating on applying a knee to Thug #1's groin - it had been a bad idea, his decision to get up again - while keeping my eye on Thug #2, who kept grabbing for handfuls of my hair - he had obviously gone to the Dopey school of fighting - and hadn't even noticed that Marcus was headed my way.
But suddenly, a heavy hand landed on my shoulder and spun me around. A second later, an explosion sounded in my head. The world tilted sickeningly, and I felt myself stumble. Next thing I knew, I was inside the car, and brakes were squealing.
"Ow," I said when the stars I'd been seeing had receded enough for me to speak. I reached up and touched my jaw. None of my teeth felt loose, but I was definitely going to have a bruise that there wasn't enough Clinique in the world to cover up. "What'd you have to hit me so hard for?"
Marcus just blinked at me expressionlessly from where he sat on the seat beside me. Thug #1 was driving and Thug #2 sat beside him in the front seat. Judging from the backs of their extremely thick necks, they were unhappy. It couldn't have been too pleasant sitting there with all those various body parts throbbing with pain, in wet, muddy clothes. My leather jacket had fortunately protected me from the worst of the rain. My hair, however, was undoubtedly a lost cause.
We were going fast down the highway. Water sluiced on either side of us as we barreled through what had become a steady downpour. There wasn't a soul on the highway but us. I tell you, you've never seen people as scared of a little bit of rain as native Californians. Earthquakes? They're nothing. But a hint of drizzle and it's head-between-the-knees time.
"Look," I said. "I think you should know something. My mother is a reporter for WCAL in Monterey, and if anything happens to me, she is going to be all over you like ants on a Jolly Rancher."
Marcus, clearly bored by my posturing, pulled back his coat sleeve and looked at his Rolex. "She won't," he said, tonelessly. "No one knows where you are. It was quite fortuitous, your leaving the school at the very moment we were pulling up to it. Did another one of your ghosts" - he said the word with a sarcasm I suppose he found scathing - "warn you that we were coming?"
Scowling, I muttered, "Not exactly." No way was I going to tell him I'd been sent home for violating the school dress code. I'd been humiliated enough for one day.
"Just what were you doing there, anyway?" I demanded. "I mean, were you just going to stroll in and yank me out of class at gunpoint in front of everyone?"
"Certainly not," Marcus said, calmly.
What I was hoping was that somebody - anybody - had seen Marcus slug me and had taken down the license number of his expensive Euro-trash car. Any minute sirens might begin to wail behind us. The cops couldn't be afraid of a little rain - although to tell the truth, I don't remember CHiP's officers Ponch and Jon ever venturing out in a downpour....
Keep him talking, I told myself. If he's talking, he won't be able to concentrate on killing you.
"So what was the plan, then?"
"If you must know, I was going to go to the principal and inform him that Beaumont Industries was interested in sponsoring a student's tuition for the year, and that you were one of our finalists." Marcus picked some invisible lint off his trouser leg. "We would, of course, require a personal interview, after which we intended to take you - the candidate - to a celebratory lunch."
I rolled my eyes. The idea of me winning any kind of scholarship was laughable. This guy obviously hadn't seen my latest Geometry quiz scores.
"Father Dominic would never have let me go with you," I said. Especially, I thought, after I'd filled him in on what had gone on at chez Beaumont the night before.
"Oh, I think he might have. I was planning on making a sizable donation to his little mission."
I had to laugh at that one. This guy obviously didn't know Father D at all.
"I don't think so," I said. "And even if he did, don't you think he would mention how the last time he saw me, I was going off in a car with you? If the cops should happen to question him, you know, after I disappeared, that is."
Marcus said, "Oh, you're not going to disappear, Miss Simon."
This surprised me. "I'm not?" Then what was all this about?
"Oh, no," Marcus assured me, confidently. "There won't be the slightest question about what's happened to you. Your corpse is going to be found rather quickly, I imagine."
CHAPTER 18
This was so not what I wanted to hear, I can't even tell you.
"Look," I said, quickly. "I think you should know that I left a letter with a friend of mine. If anything happens to me, she's supposed to go to the cops and give it to them."
I smiled sunnily at him. Of course, it was all a big fat lie, but he didn't know that.
Or maybe he did.
"I don't think so," he said, politely.
I shrugged, pretending I didn't care. "Your funeral."
"You really," Marcus said, as I was busy straining my ears for sirens, "oughtn't to have tipped off the boy. That was your first mistake, you know."
Didn't I know it.
"Well," I said. "I thought he had a right to know what his own father was up to."
Marcus looked a little disappointed in me. "I didn't mean that," he said, and there was just a hint of contempt in his voice.
"What, then?" I opened my eyes as wide as they would go. Little Miss Innocent.
"I wasn't certain you knew about me, of course," Marcus went on, almost amiably. "Not until you tried to run back there, in front of the school. That, of course, was your second mistake. Your evident fear of me was a dead giveaway. Because then there was no question that you knew more than was good for you."
"Yeah, but look," I said, in my most reasonable voice. "What was it you said last night? Who's going to believe the word of a sixteen-year-old juvenile delinquent like myself over a big important businessman like you? I mean, please. You're friends with the governor, for crying out loud."
"And your mother," Marcus reminded me, "is a reporter with WCAL, as you pointed out."
Me and my big mouth.
The car, which had showed no signs of slowing down up until that point, started rounding a curve in the road. We were, I realized suddenly, on Seventeen Mile Drive.
I didn't even think about what I was doing. I just reached for the door handle, and the next thing I knew, a guardrail was looming at me, and rainwater and gravel were splashing up into my face.