She smiled and opened the top two buttons. “Okay?”
“Fine.”
She went inside the tent. Rick watched while she forced her sleeping bag into its stuff sack. “Want me to do yours?” she asked.
If she started touching the things on his side of the tent, she might find the revolver in his coat.
“No, fine. I’ll take care of it.”
She crawled out.
Rick entered the tent, rammed his sleeping bag into its tiny sack, and brought it out along with his rolled parka. Bert stayed beside him, rearranging the contents of her backpack. He wanted to put the gun into a side pocket of his pack where it would be easy to reach, but that was impossible with Bert there. So he left it inside his parka. His sleeping bag went on top of it.
So much for easy access, Rick thought.
They struck the tent. They were both on their knees, folding it, when Rick heard voices. His stomach clenched. Head snapping to the side, he saw three figures moving through the trees, coming down the trail that ran past their campsite. He looked at Bert.
She was watching them, too. Her hands were on the tent. The way her loose shirt hung toward the ground, Rick could see the shadowed slope of a breast. He felt as if his head were being squeezed. He wanted to shout for her to button up, damn it! Then the shirt swayed back and concealed her breast as she raised herself.
She waved at the strangers. “Morning,” she called.
Shit!
They might’ve gone on by if she’d kept quiet. Why did Bert do that?
The young man in the lead called, “Hi, there,” and turned off the trail. He stepped between a couple of saplings and came toward them, followed by his two companions.
Bert stood up. She brushed dirt and pine needles off her knees.
Numb and shaking, Rick got to his feet. He forced himself to smile and say, “Hello” to the three approaching men.
Men? Boys. They were teenagers, seventeen or eighteen years old.
That’s worse, he thought.
Three of them. God.
He strolled over to his pack, lifted out his sleeping bag, and set it on the ground. There were voices behind him, but he didn’t listen. Fingers trembling, he plucked at his down parka, turned it until the pocket was on top. He slipped his hand in, pulled out the revolver and shoved its barrel down the front of his pants. He untucked his shirt, looked down at himself to make sure the gun handle didn’t show, then took a cigar from his shirt pocket and faced the intruders.
They’re not intruders, he told himself. Bert invited them over for godsake.
She was still beside the collapsed tent. The three guys stood in a semi-circle, facing her.
He ripped off the cigar’s cellophane wrapper as he walked toward them. “Hello, fellows,” he said, and clamped the cigar in his teeth.
As he lighted up, Bert smiled at him. “They spent the night at Mosquito Pasture,” she said.
“Sure did,” said the leader, smiling. He was bigger than Rick and had a body that looked solid. “They damn near carried us off. Wally got messed up real good.”
Wally, a fat kid in glasses who wore cut-off jeans that hung low and appeared ready to drop around his ankles, turned and pointed to red weals on the backs of his legs. He pointed out others on his neck, on the inner sides of his forearms and the crooks of his elbows. “They murdered me,” he said in a dismal voice.
“Don’t you have insect repellent?” Bert asked, sounding concerned.
“Who wants to stink?”
“That’s a good one,” said the third boy, a lanky, freckled kid in white-rimmed sunglasses and an olive green beret.
Wally sneered at him.
“Have you tried Cutters’?” Bert asked. “It doesn’t smell bad.”
Wally shook his head.
“I’ve got some left in my old botde,” she said. “Why don’t you take it?”
“get...”
Bert headed for her pack.
Wally scratched the side of his neck and watched Bert. The leader watched her, too. Rick couldn’t tell where the guy in the sunglasses was looking, but he could guess.
They were all three staring at the way she moved inside her shorts.
“How long you fellows been in?”
“Three nights,” said the leader, still looking past Rick. He licked a comer of his mouth. Then he took a pack of Winstons from the pocket of his sleeveless shirt, shook out a cigarette, and poked it into his mouth. “Borrow a light?” he asked.
Rick slipped a book of matches from his pocket. He pictured the guy grabbing his hand when he reached out, yanking him forward and driving a knee into his guts. So he tossed the matches.
The guy caught them, muttered “Thanks,” and lit his cigarette. He tossed the matches back to Rick.
“Where are you folks heading?” asked the one in sunglasses.
“Granger Lake,” Rick said. He’d never heard of such a place.
“Yeah? That anywhere near the Pylons?”
“Is that where you’re going?” Rick asked. “The Pylons?”
“Yeah.”
Rick heard footfalls behind him. Bert was coming back, and the eyes that he could see were on her. She stepped past Rick and handed a squeeze-bottle to Wally.
“Thanks a lot.”
In her other hand was a plastic tube. “Here, put some of this on your bites. It should help with the itching.”
Wally nodded. He uncapped the tube, sniffed its opening and wrinkled his nose.
Bert let out her husky laugh.
“Can’t smell any worse than your pits,” the one in the sunglasses said.
“You and the horse you rode in on, Bugger.” He started dabbing the pink ointment onto his bites.
“Bugger?” Bert asked, smiling.
“It’s Burgher.” He spelled it. “Luke Burgher.”
“Also known as Ham, Cheese, and McDouble,” Wally said, leering as he got in his digs.
“So it’s Wally, Luke and ...” Bert looked at the leader and raised her eyebrows.
What is this, Rick thought, a goddamn cocktail party?
The guy blew out smoke and said, “Jase.”
“Jason?”
“Just Jase.”
“He’s sensitive,” Luke said.
“You know,” Wally said. “Jason. Friday the Tbirteentb.”
Bert smiled at Jason. “I didn’t recognize you without the hockey mask.”
He blushed. Then he smiled.
“I’m Bert. Nobody calls me Bertha and lives.” She shook hands with Jase. The cigarette drooped in his lips, and his eyes glazed over as if she were holding his cock instead of his hand.
“My silent partner here is Rick,” she said.
Rick nodded, but didn’t offer his hand. Jase made a feeble smile, and his eyes stayed on Bert as she sidestepped to Wally.
“Bert,” Wally said. He wiped his pink fingertip on his shorts, then shook her hand. He grinned and blushed. Watching, Rick half expected the kid’s glasses to fog up.
She moved on down the line.
“Pleased to make your acquaintance, Bert,” Luke said, and gave her hand a quick, stiff shake. Rather formal. Rather mocking, as if he thought she was weird for shaking hands with them all.
Good for him, Rick thought.
Wally resumed smearing goo on his bites.
“Are you guys heading up over Dead Mule Pass?” Bert asked.
“Yeah,” Jase said. “How about you?”
“Same here.”
Great, Rick thought. Why don’t you break out the map and show them our whole route?
“Maybe we’ll run into you up ahead,” Bert continued.
“Yeah. Could be.”
Next, she’ll be inviting them to hike along with us.
“We’d better finish getting our stuff together,” Rick said, “or we’ll be here all day.”
“Need a hand with the tent?” Jase asked, looking at Bert.
“We can take care of it,” Rick said. “Thanks anyway.”