“That’s called an iron,” Louise said, clutching her hair. “I’m mortified.”
“I’ll use it right away,” Liam told Jonah.
“Do you like it?”
“I not only like it; I need it.”
Jonah looked pleased. “I told you,” he said to his mother.
“He insisted it was you who should get that,” Louise told Liam. “I believe it was originally supposed to be a parent gift.”
“Well, too bad,” Liam said merrily. “It’s mine now.”
Jonah grinned.
“Where’s Kitty?” Dougall asked Liam. (His first utterance since “Hi.”)
“Um, she’s at Damian’s, I believe.”
Louise said, “What do you mean, you believe?”
“Well, actually I know. But she’s due home any second. She said she’d be here for your visit.”
She had promised to help with the entertaining, Liam remembered wistfully. (He sometimes found Dougall a bit difficult to converse with.)
“That girl is running hog wild,” Louise told him.
“Oh, no, no; by and large she’s been very responsible. This is just the exception that proves the rule.”
“You know, I’ve never understood that phrase,” Louise said thoughtfully. “How could an exception prove the rule?”
“Yes, I see your point. Or ‘honored in the breach rather than in the observance.’”
“What?”
“That’s another one that seems to contradict itself.”
Louise said, “When I was-”
“Or ‘arbitrary,’” Liam said. “Ever notice how ‘arbitrary’ has two diametrically opposite meanings?”
He was beginning to find entertaining easier than he had envisioned.
“When I was Kitty’s age,” Louise persevered, “I wasn’t allowed to go out on Christmas Eve. Mom said it was a family holiday and we had to all be together.”
“Oh, I can’t imagine that,” Liam said. “Your mother never made a big to-do over Christmas.”
“She most certainly did. She made a huge to-do.”
“Then how about the time she gave away the tree?” Liam asked.
“She what?”
“Have you forgotten? Myrtle Ames across the street came by in a tizzy one Christmas morning because her son had suddenly decided to visit and she didn’t have a tree. Your mom said, ‘Take ours; we’ve already had the use of it.’ I was in the side yard collecting firewood and all at once I saw your mom and Myrtle, carrying off our Christmas tree.”
“I don’t remember a thing about it.”
“It still had all its decorations on,” Liam said. “It still had its angel swaying on top, and tinsel and strings of lights. The electric cord was trailing on the asphalt behind them. The two of them were doubled over in their bathrobes and scurrying across the street in this secret, huddled way.”
He started laughing. He was laughing out of surprise as much as amusement, because he hadn’t remembered this himself until now and yet it had come back to him in perfect detail. From where? he wondered. And how had he ever forgotten it in the first place? The trouble with discarding bad memories was that evidently the good ones went with them. He wiped his eyes and said, “Oh, Lord, I haven’t thought of that in years.”
Louise was still looking dubious. Probably she would have gone on arguing, but just then Kitty walked in and so the subject was dropped.
It didn’t bother Liam that he would be spending Christmas Day on his own. He had a new book about Socrates that he was longing to get on with, and he’d picked up a rotisserie chicken from the Giant the day before. When he dropped Kitty off at Barbara’s in midmorning, though, she seemed struck by a sudden attack of conscience. “Are you sure you’ll be okay?” she asked after she got out of the car. She leaned in through the window and asked, “Should I be keeping you company?”
“I’ll be fine,” he said, and he meant it.
He waved to Xanthe, who had come to the front door, and she waved back and he drove away.
If only the roads could always be as empty as they were today! He sailed smoothly up Charles Street, managing to slip through every intersection without a stop. The weather was warm and gray, on the verge of raining, which made people’s Christmas lights show up even in the daytime. Liam approved of Christmas lights. He especially liked them on bare trees, deciduous trees where you could see all the branches. Although he couldn’t imagine going to so much trouble himself.
In his apartment complex, the parking lot was deserted. Everybody must be off visiting relatives. He parked and let himself into the building. The cinderblock foyer was noticeably colder than outside. When he opened his own door, the faint smell of cocoa from yesterday made the apartment seem like someone else’s-someone more domestic, and cozier.
Before he settled in with his book, he put the chicken in the oven on low and he exchanged his sneakers for slippers. Then he switched on the lamp beside his favorite armchair. He sat down and opened his book and laid Jonah’s bookmark on the table next to him. He leaned back against the cushions with a contented sigh. All he lacked was a fireplace, he thought.
But that was all right. He didn’t need a fireplace.
Socrates said… What was it he had said? Something about the fewer his wants, the closer he was to the gods. And Liam really wanted nothing. He had an okay place to live, a good enough job. A book to read. A chicken in the oven. He was solvent, if not rich, and healthy. Remarkably healthy, in fact-no back trouble, no arthritis, no hip replacements or knee replacements. The cut on his scalp had healed so that he could feel just the slightest raised line, barely wider than a thread. His hair had grown back to hide it completely from view. And the scar on his palm had shrunk so that it was only a sort of dent.
He could almost convince himself that he’d never been wounded at all.
A NOTE ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Anne Tyler was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, in 1941 and grew up in Raleigh, North Carolina. She graduated at nineteen from Duke University, and went on to do graduate work in Russian studies at Columbia University. This is Anne Tyler’s seventeenth novel; her eleventh, Breathing Lessons, was awarded the Pulitzer Prize in 1988. She is a member of the American Academy of Arts and Letters. She lives in Baltimore, Maryland.
