“No, Rod, I don’t mean that. As an immigrant.”
It was Rod’s turn to become tense. “Immigrant?” he said. “The penalty for immigration is death. We’re killing our own people right now, just to keep the population down. How do you think we could let outsiders settle with us? And the stroon. What about that?”
“Never mind, Rod,” said Vomact. “I won’t bother you again. I won’t mention it again. It’s a weary thing, to live many years with death ready to open the next door, ring the next bell, be on the next page of the message file. I haven’t married. How could I?” With a whimsical turn of his vivacious mind and face, he was off on a cheerful track. “I have a medicine, Rod, a medicine for doctors, even for rebels. Do you know what it is?”
“A tranquilizer?” Rod was still shocked at the indecency of anyone mentioning immigration to a Norstrilian. He could not think straight.
“Work,” said the little doctor, “that’s my medicine.”
“Work is always good,” said Rod, feeling pompous at the generalization. The magic had gone out of the afternoon.
The doctor felt it too. He sighed. “I’ll show you the old sheds which men from Earth first built. And then I’ll go to work. Do you know what my main work is?”
“No,” said Rod, politely.
“You,” said Doctor Vomact, with one of his sad gay mischievous smiles. “You’re well but I’ve got to make you more than well. I’ve got to make you kill-proof.”
They had reached the sheds.
The ruins might be old but they were not very impressive. They looked something like the homes on the more modest stations back on Norstrilia.
On their way back Rod said, very casually,
“What are you going to do to me, Sir and Doctor?”
“Anything you want,” said Vomact lightly.
“Really, now. What?”
“Well,” said Vomact, “the Lord Redlady sent along a whole cube of suggestions. Keep your personality. Keep your retinal and brain images. Change your appearance. Change your workwoman into a young man who looks just like your description.”
“You can’t do that to Eleanor. She’s a citizen.”
“Not here, not on Mars, she isn’t. She’s your baggage.”
“But her legal rights!”
“This is Mars, Rod, but it’s Earth territory. Under Earth law. Under the direct control of the Instrumentality. We can do these things all right. The hard thing is this. Would you consent to passing for a underman?”
“I never saw one. How would I know?” said Rod.
“Could you stand the shame of it?”
Rod laughed, by way of an answer.
Vomact sighed. “You’re funny people, you Norstrilians. I’d rather die than be mistaken for an underman. The disgrace of it, the contempt! But the Lord Redlady said that you could walk into Earth as free as a breeze if we made you pass for a cat-man. I might as well tell you, Rod. Your wife is already here.”
Rod stopped walking. “My wife? I have no wife.”
“Your cat-wife,” said the doctor. “Of course it isn’t real marriage. Underpeople aren’t allowed to have it. But they have a companionship which looks something like marriage and we sometimes slip and call them husband and wife. The Instrumentality has already sent a cat-girl out to be your ‘wife.’ She’ll travel back to Earth with you from Mars. You’ll just be a pair of lucky cats who’s been doing dances and acrobatics for the bored station personnel here.”
“And Eleanor?”
“I suppose somebody will kill her, thinking it’s you. That’s what you brought her for, isn’t it? Aren’t you rich enough?”
“No, no, no” said Rod, “nobody is that rich. We have to think of something else.”
They spent the entire walk making new plans which would protect Eleanor and Rod both.
As they entered the shedport and took off their helmets, Rod said,
“This wife of mine, when can I see her?”
“You won’t overlook her,” said Vomact. “She’s as wild as fire and twice as beautiful.”
“Does she have a name?”
“Of course she does,” said the doctor. “They all do.”
“What is it, then?”
“C’mell.”
HOSPITALITY AND ENTRAPMENT
People waited, here and there. If there had been worldwide news coverage, the population would have converged on Earthport with curiosity, passion, or greed. But news had been forbidden long before; people could know only the things which concerned them personally; the centers of Earth remained undisturbed. Here and there, as Rod made his trip from Mars to Earth, there were anticipations of the event. Overall, the world of Old Old Earth remained quiet, except for the perennial bubble of its inward problems.
“They shut me out of the meeting this morning, when I’m in charge of visitors. That means that something is in the air,” said Commissioner Teadrinker to his underman, B’dank.
B’dank, expecting a dull day, had been chewing his cud while sitting on his stool in the corner. He knew far more about the case than did his master, and he had learned his additional information from the secret sources of the underpeople, but he was resolved to betray nothing, to express nothing. Hastily he swallowed his cud and said, in his reassuring, calm bull voice:
“There might be some other reason, Sir and Master. If they were considering a promotion for you, they would leave you out of the meeting. You certainly deserve a promotion, Sir and Master.”
“Are the spiders ready?” asked Teadrinker crossly.
“Who can tell the mind of a giant spider?” said B’dank calmly. “I talked to the foreman-spider for three hours yesterday with sign language. He wants twelve cases of beer. I told him I would give him more — he could have ten. The poor devil can’t count, though he thinks he can, so he was pleased at having outbargained me. They will take the person you designate to the steeple of Earthport and they will hide that person so that the human being cannot be found for many hours. When I appear with the cases of beer, they will give me the person. I will then jump out of a window, holding the person in my arms. There are so few people who go down the outside of Earthport that they may not notice me at all. I will take the person to the ruined palace directly under Alpha Ralpha Boulevard, the one which you showed me, Sir and Master, and there I will keep the person in good order until you come and do the things which you have to do.”
Teadrinker looked across the room. The big, florid, handsome face was so exasperatingly calm that it annoyed. Teadrinker had heard that bull-men, because of their cattle origin, were sometimes subject to fits of uncontrollable frantic rage, but he had never seen the least sign of any such phenomenon in B’dank. He snapped,
“Aren’t you worried?”
“Why should I worry, Sir and Master? You are doing the worrying for both of us.”
“Go fry yourself!”
“That is not an operational instruction,” said B’dank. “I suggest that the master eat something. That will calm his nerves. Nothing at all will happen today, and it is very hard for true men to wait for nothing at all. I have seen many of them get upset.”
Teadrinker gritted his teeth at this extreme reasonableness. Nevertheless, he took a dehydrated banana out of his desk drawer and began chewing on it.
He looked sharply across at B’dank. “Do you want one of these things?”
B’dank slid off his chair with surprisingly smooth agility; he was at the desk, his enormous ham-sized hand held out, before he said,
“Yes, indeed, sir. I love bananas.”
Teadrinker gave him one and then said, fretfully,
“Are you sure of the fact you never met the Lord Redlady?”