"Oh dear I sometimes feel men must be wildly insensitive. If I knew enough of the language I'd ask Isabella if it's like tiffs in Italy."
"You wouldn't want a fat man about the house always singing opera."
"I might be able to put up with it."
"Now Jane you know how quicktempered you can be particularly when you've those headaches of yours and won't stand any noise."
"I'm not like that now" she answered. "But we mustn't talk over ourselves and the old days tragically sweet as they were. We're here to be practical and I think we have been, John."
"Well well" he said with an edge of sarcasm on his voice.
"My dear what's the matter with you now?" she asked at once. "I thought I was being exactly as you wished."
He laughed. "You're too many for me Jane" he admitted.
"And just don't you forget it" she replied, once more beaming upon him.
Upon which she changed the conversation and in spite of one or two halfhearted efforts on his part he was unable to discuss the children further that evening.
A WEEK later Philip Weatherby sought his mother out in the living room of their flat. He blurted, "Mamma I don't think I want to be married after al."
"What's that?"
"I don't think I want to be married Mamma."
"But how about Mary, Philip?"
"I don't know."
"You mean you haven't told her?"
"Not yet."
"Oh my dearest!" his mother cried. "And what are we to say to John?" Nevertheless there was something in her voice which could not be discouragement and when he replied it was in stronger if still bewildered tones.
"I thought you might have him round Mamma."
"Me?" she asked. "Tell him instead of you Philip?"
"Well of course it's for me to see Mary."
"But dear boy are you sure about all this?"
"I don't know."
"You don't know!" she echoed. "Oh my God where have things come to?"
"Mamma why is it Uncle Ned won't have anything to do with us?"
"Ned? You poor child he's simply an idiot and always was. How does he enter into this?"
"Not really."
"Oh my dearie" she announced, albeit almost gay "I feel quite faint. Tell me though. Why must you turn round like you are doing?"
"I'm an awful nuisance I suppose?"
"Nuisance?" she exclaimed. "I hope I shall be the last to say that ever, your very own mother! No it's the shock."
"Somehow I didn't imagine you'd be altogether surprised."
"What was I to think?" she demanded. "Getting to your feet as yon did in the middle of my party to my friends. I backed you up you must admit and I should hope so too, who would if I couldn't!"
"Oh you've been wonderful" he said with conviction. "You always are."
"l love you when you're like you're being" she said with fervour.
"Well there's no closer family relationship after all."
"Yes but when you get to my age, have my experiences, though heaven forbid you should, my dear you'll realize I really do believe, that you only truly meet people even your nearest and dearest once or twice in a long long while and this is one of those minutes. I just never could feel you were suited to Mary."
"I don't think myself I'm right for her."
"Philip there's not a soul else is there? It can't be Bethesda?"
"Don't be so absurd Mamma."
"Forgive that" she said "I must be wandering. Oh I know Mary's a sweet child But no one will stop me sap ing marriages between the children of old friends are so often a quite disastrous muddle."
"I hadn't worried about that side of it" he protested.
"Very likely not" she agreed. "All the same I did."
"In what way?"
"In no way at all Philip" his mother told him sharply.
"Call it knowledge of the wicked world, call everything what you will, instinct might be the best name, but some thing whispered to me this would be wrong."
"You really have all along?"
"Oh I never interfere" she cried. "You can't say I've once come between you and something you've really wished. My dearest hope darling is to see you happy. Of course Mary's young. She'll soon get over things when the disappointment's gone. But what will John say?"
"Does this make it awkward for you?"
"I wouldn't say so quite" she replied. "I've known him now for a great number of years. Still everything has to be done in a civilized way, I hope you realize Philip. Have you spoken to anyone yet?"
"Not a soul."
"That's so much gained then" she said. She paused. She got a mirror out of her handbag and began to remake her face. Those great eyes were limpid with what seemed to be innocence.
"I mustn't be rushed" she announced at last.
"I know Mamma. I only came for advice."
"A little late for that?" she said tartly. "Now are you certain sure you've made up your own mind?"
"Well I'm not."
"Philip how can you say so when the gift's very sweet I know but a simpleton without a penny and not even really pretty."
Mr Weatherby became very dignified.
"Say what you like" he protested in sulky tones "I shall respect her all my life whatever happens."
"Which means that for two twos you'd wed her now?"
"I didn't say did I?"
"All right my dear" she said. "But you seem very touchy about this. She's a nice girl I agree yet I also know she's not nearly good enough for you. What are we to do about it, that is the question?"
"To be or not to be Mamma."
"Philip don't dramatize yourself for heaven's sake. This is no time for Richard II. You just can't go into marriage in such a frame of mind. Let me simply think."
"What did you feel when you were getting married?"
"Is none of your damned business! Now leave me be, please my dear. I've got to use what wits I have left."
There was a silence while she covered her eyes with fat ringed fingers and he watched like a small boy.
"I shall have to ask John here to a meal" she decided at last.
"I don't somehow feel I could face him Mamma."
"Alone with me" she explained still from behind her hands. "Oh dear" she moaned "it's horribly like."
"What is?" he asked.
"Something years ago" she answered.
At this moment the door opened without a sound and her daughter crept through, a forefinger to the lips, obviously in the middle of a game.
"Hiya Pen" Mr Weatherby gravely said.
Mrs Weatherby screamed. Her hands went to her ears. "You sweet darling" she cried "what time is it? You mustn't come down now! So important. Philip and I are talking."
The child considered them out of her enormous eyes. Then she as softly withdrew still signalling silence.
"Mummy'll come up and read to you when you're in bed" the mother called after her. "God forgive me" she said in a lower voice "the little saint coming down like that has driven every idea right out of my poor mind."
"But Mamma you can't truthfully blame Mary for having no money of her own. Who is there has these days?"
"What's that got to do with it?" she asked from the midst of an obvious abstraction.
"Just a moment ago you said against Mary she didn't have a penny to her name."
"Philip" she cried "don't clutter me up with detail. Besides I always imagined you must keep some rags and tatters of family feeling left, of keeping up the name. No you'll please let me think."
He bit his nails.
"John has his awkward moments you know" Jane murmured at last.
"Always seemed fairly straightforward when I've seen the man" her son wearily protested.
"Which is all you know about people Philip. Oh dear for the matter of that what do we all of us know about anyone?"
"Well Mamma you're able to read me like the palm of your own hand."
"I'm not sure I can now Philip."
There was another pause.
"Then do you truly think I should go to a fortune teller?" his mother asked.