Chapter 16
My best friend Natalie moaned. “Do you know what I’m having right now?” It sounded like she had a mouth full of something. “Guess.”
“Judging by the moaning, I’m going to guess a big, beautiful dick.” I laughed when she starting choking.
She’d called as I was taking a break between the breakfast and lunch rush, and I was eager to get caught up with her. I slid into the corner behind the unused coat rack for privacy, balancing the phone between my shoulder and my ear. The diner had been busier than usual, the lull between breakfast and lunch getting shorter each day.
We always closed early on the Fourth of July and stayed closed on the fifth, a minibreak for the staff. I was eagerly looking forward to putting my feet up and relaxing. Or perhaps putting my feet up, and around, a certain green-eyed gorgeous. Mmm. But back to Natalie . . .
“Ass, I could have died. Death by pot sticker!”
“Natalie! You’re at House of Wong without me? I’m the one who should be saying ass, ass! You know those are my favorite pot stickers—how could you tease me like that! I’m so jealous.”
“Girl, please—you’ve been in Bailey Falls for how many weeks, and you haven’t once popped into the city. I don’t feel bad about this at all. Hear that?” Cue slurping. She didn’t. She wouldn’t.
“Are you having their soup dumplings?”
Slurp. Slurp, slurp. “I’m sick of waiting for you to get your cute little ass down here. What the hell is going on up there?”
“Oh, you have no idea.” I groaned, imagining the bamboo steamer filled with perfectly shaped dumplings, chewy yummy dough, and rich, gorgeous broth.
“You’re still thinking about my dumplings, aren’t you?” she asked.
I grinned. “Caught. You make it sound so sordid.”
“I make it sound so lonely. Get your ass on the train—you can be at Grand Central in ninety minutes.”
“I’ve still got lunch service. Get your ass on the train—you can be in Poughkeepsie in the same amount of time.”
She hooted. “Yeah, but then I’m in the sticks. What the hell am I supposed to do there?”
Natalie suffered from the Manhattan belief that nothing worth doing existed off her island. Normally I’d immediately join in, agreeing with city good, country bad. But . . .
“The sticks? Not so bad.” Hello, what’s this?
“Sticks schmicks. That doesn’t explain why I’m enjoying a delicious dumpling crawl, and you’ve still not told me why you haven’t come in to the city to play.”
“I’ve been . . . busy.” I felt terrible about not being honest with her, but how could I, when I wasn’t fully being honest with myself? I had a day off here and there, and where had I been spending it? Under and over someone dreamy.
“I’m just busting your chops; I know the diner must be exhausting. But I miss you, Rox! What’s happening? Lay it on me.”
“Now’s not really a great time,” I said, seeing more and more customers filing in. It was going to get real busy real quick.
The town always had an influx of visitors for the holiday weekends. The New Yorkers who didn’t hit the Hamptons escaped to the mountains for a hint of the country life. All the businesses were swamped; Leo said the tours around the farm were booked solid for days. Not for the first time, I wondered when I’d get to see him next. We’d talked about watching tonight’s fireworks together, but—
“Did you just dreamy sigh?” Natalie asked, her tone teasing.
“What?” I thought back a few seconds and realized that yes, I’d thought about Leo and sighed. Dammit, now I’m swooning.
“You never dreamy sigh—ever! Tell me right now what’s happening!”
Oh shit. “It’s not just the diner . . . I met someone when I got here. We’re Summerly Involved.”
“Summerly Involved? What the hell does that mean?”
“It means that I’ve got someone I’m seeing. For the summer. And . . . well . . .”
She gasped. “And . . . well? You never and . . . well. It’s condom on, condom off, wahoo, back to work. Don’t tell me Miss No Fuss, No Muss is falling in—”
“Shah-ha-hut-it! Shut it right now. Don’t put words in my mouth.”
“What’s he putting in your mouth?”
I hid my face in my hands. “Oh boy.”
“I can tell you what I’m putting in my mouth. A entire plate of soup dumplings. Grab your summer love, get thee on a train, and get your ass here!”
“He can’t really leave during the summer; he’s a . . . well . . . he’s a . . .” I cupped my hand around my phone and quietly said, “farmer.”
“He’s a what?”
“A farmer,” I whispered.
When she finally stopped laughing, she told me all about the farmer she crushed on at the Union Square Farmers’ Market. Farmers were the new It Boy, it seemed.
Eventually I was able to get off the phone, promising her that I’d get into the city just as soon as I could. But for now, I had a diner to run. I headed back into the kitchen, offering a high five to Maxine as I passed, who congratulated me on getting off my feet for a change.
Nice to be needed.
“I can’t believe you didn’t want to go to the parade. Who doesn’t like a parade?” Leo said.
We were in the kitchen of my house, washing dishes after dinner. I’d made fresh corn on the cob, Mexican street style with lots of chili powder, salt, and lime, tiny roasted fingerling potatoes with fresh chives and crème fraîche, and buttermilk fried chicken. Which was not just finger-licking good, but apparently Roxie-licking good. After one bite, Leo had pronounced it the best fried chicken he’d ever had, and then made out with my neck for a while. I couldn’t wait to find out what he licked when he found out I’d made pie . . .
Now we were discussing the town’s activities for the night, and my lack of interest. “I like a parade just fine; it’s just that I’ve been to that same parade every Fourth of July since I was a kid. I know everything that will happen. The high school band plays, the cheerleaders cheer, the prom queen waves from her toilet paper float, and the mayor gives a speech. Which is usually accompanied by heavy sweating and a little slurring, due to the fact that he’s already in his cups a bit. Usually from Mr. Peabody’s homemade hard ginger ale, which is rotgut in a plastic cup. The fireworks go off over the town hall, everyone oohs and ahhs, and then they rush to get to their car and be home by midnight.” I set down the plate I was washing and waggled my eyebrows at him. “I’d much rather stay home and enjoy some oohs and ahhs of a different kind, if you know what I mean.”
He promptly set down the plate he was drying and moved behind me. Hands sneaked around my waist, drawing me close to his body. “I do know what you mean. And if you’re ready for the oohs and ahhs, I’ve been ready to salute our country’s birthday since you came to the door in that stars-and-stripes bra.” He bumped his hips into mine, sharing his “salute” with my backside.
“How did you know?” I asked, turning my head to see his bashful grin.
I’d picked out this bra especially for the occasion after spying it in a window on Main Street. The local lingerie shop specialized in themed underthings. Want to make sure your stocking gets stuffed next Christmas? They’ll fix you right up with a nightie that looks just like a sexy chimney. Want your boobs to look like birthday cakes for someone special? They’ve got a bra for that. Want a pair of panties with a strategically placed bush to commemorate Arbor Day? You betcha.
But I’d hidden my red, white, and blues under my clothes, planning to reveal them to Leo while listening to faraway booms from the town fireworks show.
“When you were shucking corn earlier, your middle button came undone. I saw it all. And by the way, I’d prefer that all corn shucking now take place naked, or at least stripped down to your skivvies. Because holy shit, you shucking corn is hard to watch without wanting to get immediately involved.” His lips were on my shoulder now, nuzzling my shirt aside and exposing a star and a stripe.