“Wish we were trying to be, sir.”
“The residents? Maybe worms and bugs.” Benezra laughed. “Who’s your intelligence source? The CIA?”
“How long has the house been gone, sir?”
“A year.” Thumb curl toward the neighboring house. “Troupe had quiet for a year so he got spoiled.”
“Fussy guy?”
“Fussy asshole,” said Benezra. “A lawyer.”
“Is he home?”
Avi Benezra said, “Never home. That’s why he’s crazy to complain. Maybe you can tell him to stop bothering me. You know why he’s mad? He wanted to buy it, put a pool on it. But he didn’t want to pay what it’s worth. Now I don’t wanna sell. Gonna build for myself. Why not?” He waved at the view. “It’s gonna be something, all glass, views to Palos Verdes.”
“Gorgeous,” said Petra.
“It’s what I do,” said Benezra. “I build, I’m a builder. Why not finally for me?”
“So you tore down the house a year ago?”
“No, no, no, a year ago is empty. I tore down five months ago and right away he’s driving me nuts, that bastard, complain to the zoning board, the mayor.” Spiraling a finger toward his temple. “Finally, I get the okay.”
“How long have you owned the property, Mr. Benezra?”
Benezra grinned. “You interested in buying?”
“I wish.”
“I buy five years ago, house was a piece of crap but that!” Another flourish at the view.
He smoked, shaded his eyes with his hand, gazed up at a jetliner climbing from Inglewood. “I’m gonna use as much glass as they let me with the new energy rules. I just finished building a gorgeous Mediterranean on Angelo Drive, nine thousand square feet, marble, granite, home theater, I’m ready to sell. Then my wife decides she wants to live in it. Okay, why not? Then, I get divorce and she gets the house. What, I should fight?”
“Have you ever rented to a man named Blaise De Paine?”
“Oh, boy,” said Benezra. “That one. Yeah, he was the last.”
“Problem tenant?”
“You call trashing every room and not paying a problem? To me, that’s a problem. My fault. I broke the rules, got clucked.”
Petra said, “Clucked?”
“I’m talking polite to a lady.”
She laughed. “Which rules did you break?”
“Avi’s rules. Two months in advance, plus damage deposit up front. Him I let go one month, no deposit. Stupid, I shoulda known better, the way he looked.”
“How’d he look?”
“Rock and roll,” said Benezra. “The hair, you know. But he was recommended.”
“By who?”
Benezra put his shades back on. “A guy.”
“Which guy, sir?”
“This is important?”
“It might be.”
“What’d he do?”
“Who referred him?” said Petra.
“Listen,” said Benezra, “I don’t want no problems.”
“If you haven’t done anything-”
“I didn’t do nothing. But this guy who referred him, he’s a little famous, you know?”
“Who, sir?”
“I don’t know nothing about his problems.”
“Whose problems, sir?”
Benezra sniffed the air, smoked greedily. “What I hired him for was legal. What he did for other people, I don’t wanna know.”
“Sir,” said Petra, “who are we talking about?”
“A guy I hired.”
“To do what?”
“Watch the wife. She wants the house on Angelo, nine thousand square feet, she can roll around in it, fine, okay. She wants the jewelry, okay. But my boat? Properties I had before I met her? Very very very not okay. I knew what she was doing with you-know-who, maybe this guy can prove it, she don’t get too pushy.”
“We’ve got no-fault divorce in California.”
“That’s the official stuff,” said Benezra. “But she got the fancy friends, the fund-raisers, lunch at Spago. Not gonna look good everyone knows she’s not so perfect. I hired him to get the evidence.”
“We’re talking a private investigator.”
“Yeah.”
“Because your wife…”
“You’re a woman. What do you think she did?”
“Slept around?”
“Not around. One guy, her eye doctor.” Tapping a black lens. “I pay ten thousand for LASIK so she don’t have to wear contact lenses, no more itchy itchy. She pay me back by getting another kinda treatment.” Chuckling.
“It’s good you can laugh about it,” said Petra.
“What, I should get an ulcer?”
“What’s the name of the private detective?”
“The famous one,” said Benezra. “Fortuno.”
“Mario Fortuno.”
“Yeah. He still in jail?”
“As far as I’ve heard, sir.”
“Good. He took my money, did nothing. The other stuff, I have no idea.”
“Did Fortuno say how he knew Blaise De Paine?”
Benezra ticked a finger. “A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend. ‘But he’s okay, Avi, trust me.’” He laughed louder. “Maybe I missed one of the friends.”
“What else did Fortuno tell you about De Paine?”
“Nothing else, I was stupid, but I figured a guy like that, he’s working for me, why would he cluck me? I even gave discount rent because the place was crap, it was gonna get tear-down soon.” Swiveling back toward the view. “Lookit that.”
Petra showed him one of the party photos taken off the Internet. “Is this the person we’re talking about?”
“That’s him. What’d he do?”
Moses Grant’s DMV shot produced a head shake. “Him I never seen. What, a gangster from Watts?”
Robert Fisk’s mug shot evoked raised eyebrows. “That one was here, seen him at least a coupla times. Maybe living here, even though the deal was only one person, we’re talking six hundred square feet, one bedroom, one bath. Used to be the garage of that bastard’s place back in the fifties, he buys two years ago, thinks everything should go back together but don’t wanna pay market. He drives me so crazy, I was going to leave green space but forget it, it’s gonna go inches from the property line.”
Petra waved Fisk’s image. “What makes you think this person was living here?”
“One time, I come for the rent, he was the only one in the house. No shirt on, crazy tattoos, doing exercises in front of the window-on a mat, you know? Judo, karate, something like that, clothes and crap all around. I try to make chat. I learned krav maga-Israeli-style karate-in the army. He said yeah, he knows it, then he shuts his eyes and goes back to breathing in and out and stretching the arms. I say sorry to bother you but what’s with the rent. He says he don’t know nothing, just visiting. Those tattoos, all over here”-touching his own chest-“and up to the neck. He’s a bad guy?”
“We’d like to talk to him. What else can you tell us about De Paine and Mario Fortuno?”
“That’s it.” Benezra looked at his watch. “I hire him to find out about her. He tells me she’s clucking the eye doctor, thank you very much, big-shot detective. That I already know because she sees twenty-twenty and she keeps making appointments.”
Shaking his head. “Thirteen thousand dollars for that, thank you very much. He should rot in jail.”
Milo said, “So he never followed through?”
“Always excuses,” said Benezra. “It takes time, Avi. We need to make sure it’s gonna be bona fide evidence, Avi. The eye doctor’s office is locked, Avi, maybe it’s gonna cost a little more, Avi.”
A wide smile nearly bisected his face. “I finally figure out I’m being clucked twice. Now I’m thinking maybe sue my divorce lawyer-he’s the one sent me to Fortuno. I call him, he tells me Fortuno ripped him off, too.”