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Mandy: always? You added me about three weeks ago, lol.

Josh: I knew you before I added you.

Mandy: explain pls

Josh: I remember you from middle school back in Urbana

Mandy: seriously?

Josh: yeah, we were in the same grade for a year

Mandy: wow

Mandy: that's cool!

Josh: you don't remember me, do you?

Mandy: I think so

Josh: no you don't. lol. That's okay though. not many people do.

Josh: my family only moved there in time for me to take the last grade.

Mandy: wow

Josh: yeah

Josh: I think I was in love with you

Mandy: awww, that's so sweet. Why didn't you ever say anything?

Josh: I did

Mandy: what did you say? I don't remember?

Josh: better if we don't go there

Mandy: uh-oh…was I mean?

Josh: a little bit, lol. It's okay though.

Josh: I was awkward as hell in those days. Had a stammer. Probably spat all over you

Mandy: lol. That's cute

Mandy: I'm sorry if I did anything mean. I was a bit spoiled in those days

Josh: no worries

Mandy: so I've gotta get ready

Josh: where u going?

Mandy: staying over at Sue's. not looking forward to it. She's still a mess

Josh: cool. I'll be here for a while, so if you can get online later, I'll chat at ya then.

Mandy: okee dokee. l8r!

Mandy is offline

May 20 th, 2010

Josh: hi

Mandy: SUP

Josh: how is the sleepover going?

Mandy: UD

Mandy: GUD

Josh: what are you all up to?

Mandy: IGNOREING U

Josh:?

Josh: why?

Mandy: BC UR A FAGET SHIT 4 BRANES

Josh: uh…what?

Mandy: MANDY TOLE ME WAT U SD ABT ME

Josh: is this Sue?

Mandy: WHO D FUCK U THNK U R? U DNT EVN NO ME!!

Josh: Yes I do

Mandy: HOW?

Josh: I know you from school

Mandy: U DNT GO 2 MY SKOOL DICKHEAD

Josh: And you don't go enough, apparently.

Mandy: MY FREIDNS WLL FUCK U UP U MESS W THIS!!!.

Mandy: DNT U DARE TLK SHIT ABT ME!!!

Mandy: U DONT ME OR WAT IM GIONG THRU.

Josh: You're right. I got you confused.

Josh: I only know you from your picture on Mandy's FB.

Josh: You're the one who looks like a diseased crack whore, right?

Mandy: FUCK URSELF PEACE OF SHIT

Josh: maybe if you'd done that, you wouldn't be in the trouble you're in now.

Mandy: CANDY ASS BITCH. ILL BRAKE UR FACE

Josh: Where's Mandy? Can you get her for me? At least she speaks English.

Mandy is offline

May 21 st, 2010

Mandy: nice job dude

Josh: what?

Mandy: Sue is pissed at u. big time.

Josh: So what? I don't even know her. Or as she would say: U DNT EVN NO ME!!!!!

Mandy: LOL

Mandy: yeah, well I know her

Josh: my condolences

Mandy: she said you were on her friend list

Josh: For a little while, until I started reading her status messages.

Josh: They made me a little queasy. The ones I could understand anyway.

Josh: So I unfriended her.

Mandy: ic

Josh: you probably shouldn't have told her what I said about her

Mandy: I didn't tell her your name. just said a guy on FB I was talking to.

Josh: is that what I am?

Mandy: what?

Josh: a guy on FB you're talking to?

Mandy: what else would u be?

Josh: dunno. Thought we were friends

Mandy: we are, kinda. But I think to be friends you have to have met in real life

Josh: we have met in person, remember?

Mandy: years ago

Josh: so those 1,355 people on your FB are all people you've met in real life?

Mandy: you're giving me a headache. I'm not in the mood for this.

Josh: I could have told Sue what you said about her

Mandy: what did I say?

Josh: You agreed with me about her being a slut

Mandy: No I didn't

Josh: I could email a screenshot to her. How mad would she be then?

Mandy: don't

Josh: why not?

Mandy: fine. Do whatever you want.

Mandy: if you do, I'm unfriending you bc a friend wouldn't do something like that

Josh: I'm kidding

Mandy: u better be. I have enough trouble

Josh: so do you want to meet?

Mandy: I'm tired. Need to sleep. night

Josh: just answer me before you go.

Mandy is offline

May 22 nd, 2010

Mandy: u there?

Josh: aren't I always lol?

Mandy: Sue's talking shit about u all over FB.

Josh: good for her. Anything to deflect people's attention from her own mistakes

Mandy: yeah. Don't know why she bothers. It's not like u can see it

Josh: I can see it

Mandy: how? She said she blocked u

Josh: she didn't

Mandy: weird. Probably wanted u to see it then

Josh: good for her

Mandy: so how u been?

Josh: down

Mandy: why?

Josh: hard to explain

Mandy: gotcha. Been a rough week here too.

Josh: why?

Mandy: my sister's getting sick.

Mandy: Mom and dad thought it was the summer flu or something

Mandy: but it keeps getting worse. She can hardly go ten minutes without throwing up

Mandy: and now my throat is all scratchy too. I'm freakin out.

Mandy: Hoping it's just food poisoning or something.

Mandy: Last thing I need is to be sick for the prom

Josh: who's taking you to the prom?

Mandy: jeez, you're nosy, lol. It's nobody u know

Josh: then what difference does it make if you tell me?

Mandy: well, I wouldn't want to make u jealous. After all, u said you used to love me

Josh: I still do