Now alone with their rescuers, Passepout and Volo faced the band of female adventurers.
"O wonderful Amazons, thank you for your assistance," extolled Passepout, "but, of course, Master Volo and myself could have taken care of that loutish band on our own. In fact, I, myself, am well capable of handling twice as many orcs with one hand tied behind my back."
Volo whispered to his boisterous bond servant, "You know, brigands and rogues come in all sexes." Passepout fell silent, fearful that they had just traded one set of predators for another.
The bearer of the catlash came forward and said, "Smile when you call my band brigands and rogues, or we are liable to take offense."
"None was intended, good lady," Volo replied. "1 was merely stating a well-documented rule of the road."
The bearer of the whip scratched a white sword-scar on her cheek with the butt of the catlash before returning the weapon to its holster on her belt. "A rule of the road, you say," she continued, gesturing to Passepout, adding, "Porky here called you
Master Volo."
"That is correct," the gazetteer assented.
"Marco, or the real thing?" she persisted.
"There is only one real Volo, my lady. Volothamp Geddarm, at your service," he declared, then quickly added, "and this is my, uh, traveling companion, Passepout."
Passepout bowed with a flourish, adding to Volo's introduction. "Yes, my lady. I am Passepout, son of Catinflas and Idle, and master thespian extraordinaire."
The bearer of the whip ignored the rotund actor's salutation, though several of the adventurers in her band found it very hard to stifle their laughter and amusement.
"Then you are Volo, the master traveler, and author of Volo's Guide to Waterdeep" she persisted.
"Yes," Volo replied, "among many others. And whom do I bear the extreme pleasure of addressing?"
"I am Catlindra Serpentar, "she declared, offering her hand for Volo to shake.
Her grip was that of a warrior, reinforcing to Volo that even a beautiful woman such as this could be intimidating.
"And this," she continued, gesturing to her comrades, "is the Company of the Catlash."
"Wonderful," Passepout declared, eyeing the bevy of warrior beauties with ill-planned lust as he tried to make eye contact with the red-headed staff bearer. When he did, he gave a suggestive wink and a leer.
The redhead ignored his facial invitation, exit the rotund thespian chose, in turn, to ignore her obvious lack of interest.
Two of her blond comrades giggled, amused at his obvious denseness.
"I have heard of you, and your company," Volo offered.
"I would expect no less from the master gazetteer," she replied. "You may call me Cat."
"It will be my pleasure. Cat, but if I recall correctly, you and your band are not usually this gregarious. Do you treat all of your rescuees like this?"
"Only those with whom I share a common goal."
"And what goal is that?" he inquired.
She tilted her head back as if to release a kink in her neck, and shook her luxurious mane of brown hair.
"There is enough time for questions later," she replied. "Our camp is on the other side of the city. Why don't you join us for dinner? Nightfall will be here soon, and you probably don't want to be wandering around these ruins then. No telling who or what you might run into during the day, let alone after dark."
"We would be honored," Volo replied.
"Wonderful," Passepout agreed, then quickly turned his attention back to the redhead with the staff. "Perhaps the walk over there can give us the time to get better acquainted?"
The redhead continued to ignore him and set off at a brisk pace toward the company camp. Soon the thespian fell behind, out of breath.
Volo adjusted his pace to stay in rank with his rotund, out-of-shape companion while keeping track of the company's progress far ahead of them so as not to lose their way amidst the confusion of ruins that had once been a great city.
"You know, Master Volo," Passepout sputtered between gasps, "I think that redhead really likes me."
"Indeed," said the gazetteer, glad that something had finally taken his companion's mind off food.
"I just hope she can cook," the thespian added.
Volo just smiled.
After a wondrous meal of hare and venison stew that no traveler on the road had any right to complain about-even Passepout confessed to being sated-Catlindra and her company gathered around the campfire, as was their custom, to wait out the digestion and passage of their meal with conversation, so that bodily functions would not interrupt their sleep later.
Volo listened to tales of the company's exploits, as related by some adventuresses who were probably hoping for a casual mention in one of his books. During a lull in the tale-telling, he turned to their hostess in hope of continuing the conversation from earlier in the day.
"You know, Cat," he started, "earlier I asked you about the common goal that you referred to. Do you care to elaborate now?"
Cat grew wistfully melancholy, and began her tale.
"More years ago than I care to admit, before I took to the road and adventuring life, I was just your typical small-town tomboy, getting into trouble, embarrassing my parents, the usual stuff. My parents didn't really mind. They knew I would outgrow it eventually. They were the best parents a girl could ever hope for."
"I know the kind of whom you speak," Volo offered, striving for a closer affinity with this bold adventurer.
"One day that all changed. I don't remember what it was I noticed first. All I knew was that there was something odd about my mother. I asked my father about it, but he laughed it off, figuring it was all just part of a girl's growing up. You know, a daughter feeling herself to be the rival of her mother for her father's affections."
"Sure," said Volo, not really understanding but willing to write it off as one of those tricky differences between men and women, and quickly noting that perhaps he should ask his mother about it at some later date.
"I persisted, and Father eventually lost his temper and locked me in the cellar. That's what he used to do whenever I used to throw a tantrum: lock me in the cellar and let me cool off. He was a loving father, and never struck me."
"I'm sure," said Volo, intrigued to see where this story was going.
"There in the basement, I found my mother's body."
Volo stifled a gasp.
Cat continued her tale in an emotionless monotone.
"You see, the thing that I had thought was my mother acting strangely, wasn't really my mother at all, but a doppelganger who had killed her and insinuated itself into our family."
"So what did you do?" Volo asked, still not aware what this had to do with the mysterious common goal that supposedly he and she shared.
"I escaped from the cellar and killed it before it could murder my father or me."
Cat paused for a moment to look in the flames of the campfire, then continued with the story, eyes still focused on the dancing flashes of red, yellow, and orange.
"Unfortunately, my father couldn't handle it. The death of his wife, his not recognizing her murderer's insinuation into their marriage bed. He went insane, cut himself off from the entire world, and retreated into his own little world. A friend of the family who was a cleric offered to take care of him. He's in a monastery now, still cut off in his own world, never making contact with anyone. I continue to send money to them, and they care for him as best they can."
"I'm sorry for your loss," Volo offered.
"Oh. others have had it worse. That which doesn't kill you usually makes you stronger," Cat said, trying to sound as matter-of-fact as possible. "Anyway, ever since then I've had this thing against doppelgangers."