"I apologize for that mob scene. I hired Tim to keep them out but I think the boy is in over his head," he continued. "Ghosts can be quite a handful."
"Ghosts!" Sabrina said with a laugh.
If the man heard the doubt in her voice he ignored it. "They're like mice. I can't get rid of them. Ever since that business with the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future, all the spirits in the astral plane feel it's their duty to come and show me how I've ruined the holidays of everyone I know. I'll admit, I was a pain at Christmastime, but since then I've been haunted by the Ghosts of Easter, Passover, Thanksgiving, Yom Kippur, the anniversary of the Boxer Rebellion, Bastille Day, Lincoln's Birthday; anything you can think of! The whole thing has gotten ridiculous. How many Arbor Days could I have ruined? Not to mention Kwanzaa, Secretary's Day, and the anniversary of the Woodstock concert. It got so bad I was fired from my job at the bank. It's really difficult to approve home loans with the Ghost of Earth Day Future walking around turning off all the office computers to save energy."
Scrooge bent under the table and came up with a calculator and a crystal ball. "OK, let's get down to business. We do two things here: finances and phantoms. What's it going to be?"
Granny reached into her handbag and removed the business card Sabrina had found in her mother's wallet. Scrooge took it, flipped it over, and then smiled.
"Ah, Veronica," he said, wistfully. "Where did you get this?"
"She's my mom," Daphne said.
The man grinned. "Your mother is a saint. She helped me get the lease on this store when I decided to go into business for myself. She's lovely. Just lovely! What can I do for you?"
"We're investigating King Oberon's death and we were hoping you might-"
"Of course!" Scrooge said, cutting off Granny Relda. "Everybody grab hands and close your eyes."
"Mr. Scrooge, I'm a bit confused. We aren't here to talk to spirits," the old woman said.
"Oh."
"We were hoping you might be able to give us some information. Anything you might know about who would've wanted to kill the king."
Scrooge laughed. "Well, you don't need a psychic for that. Everyone wanted to kill the king. I wanted to kill the king. He was a jerk!"
"-azoid," Daphne finished.
"He was arrogant, stupid, meddling," Scrooge cried. "He'd send his goons down here to collect his tax-extortion money if you ask me. Most of us thought he was a royal pain in the-"
"You weren't at the meeting yesterday," Mr. Canis interrupted.
"No, I gave up on all that nonsense when the real Faerie fell," Scrooge said.
"Yes, we keep hearing about Faerie," Sabrina said.
"Faerie was a great idea, a neighborhood of Everafters. It used to be downtown but people started moving in and Everafters kept getting moved out. Pretty soon, we were way out in Jersey City, New Jersey. Well, I wasn't going to tolerate that! An Everafter has got to have standards. Before I knew it we were pushed out of Jersey, too. Eventually, someone suggested the park. No one lives there but the squirrels. They had a witch set up the Golden Egg. Oberon said we'd buy land and start anew, but it never happened.
We couldn't get along long enough to make anything work. But if you want to know about stuff like this you should take it right from the horse's mouth-Oberon himself."
"Old man, did we not just tell you the king is dead?" Mr. Canis snapped.
"You read the sign on the door, right? You people aren't getting it, are you? Here, take my hand," Scrooge said, snatching Sabrina's in his own. "Now, close your eyes. We have to concentrate to get Oberon's attention."
"Is this going to give me nightmares?" Daphne cried, taking Scrooge's other hand.
"Depends… was his head chopped off or anything like that? They often come back looking the way they did when they died."
"He was poisoned," Granny Relda said, sounding a little uneasy.
"Should be OK. He might be a little green. Still, I have to warn you. Even if we see Oberon he'll be difficult to understand. I think it has something to do with the energy they use to become full-torso apparitions. They trade the body for the language but we'll do our best-sometimes I can make out what they want to say by having them play charades. Now, let's concentrate. Oberon? Oberon, are you there?"
Sabrina rolled her eyes. "You're just going to call out his name? It's that easy?"
"Fine, if you want the whole shebang there's no extra charge," Scrooge said as he flipped a switch on the wall. Rays of light shot out of the crystal ball, speckling the tapestries with shimmering suns, moons, and stars. The sound of a powerful wind came from speakers mounted on the ceiling. Scrooge reached under the table and pulled out a huge swami hat. It was bright purple and had a shiny red ruby in its center. He plopped it on his head. "This authentic enough for you?"
Sabrina scowled.
"Oberon, King of the Fairies. We call on you. Come forth and reveal yourself," Scrooge continued. Unfortunately, his request went unanswered and the family sat waiting for several minutes.
"I'm sorry. Dead people can be a bit shy," the psychic said nervously. His former confidence seemed to fade. "Oberon, come out, come out wherever you are. That's right, Your Majesty, we're having a party and you're invited."
"This is ridiculous," Sabrina said, leaping to her feet. She was fully prepared to march out of the room when an odd chill crept up her spine. She felt as if she had a horrible head cold. In fact, her whole body felt weird, almost as if it were filled with stuffing, like she had become a giant teddy bear.
"Granny, what's going on?" Sabrina cried as she watched the hair on her arms stand on end.
"I think he's here," Scrooge said, sounding relieved. "Oberon, is that you?"
Sabrina's mouth opened on its own and a ghostly voice echoed out of it. "Where am I?"
"Hey! Did that come out of me?" Sabrina cried, looking at her sister, who stared at her with eyes as wide as moons. Even Moth looked a bit freaked out.
"Wowzers!" Scrooge said to Sabrina. "You're a natural medium. Ghosts feel comfortable talking through you. Your mother had the same ability!"
But Sabrina couldn't respond. The ghost had full possession of her now. "Where am I?" the voice said. This time Sabrina's arms flailed around as if she were angry.
Scrooge bit his lip. "Oberon, I have some bad news for you. Are you sitting down?"
"I don't know," Oberon's voice said. "Hey! Where's my body?"
"Yeah, that's the bad news. You're dead."
There was a long silence but Sabrina could still feel the king's presence inside of her. Suddenly, her mouth opened again and a single frustrated word came out.
"Fudge."
"I know. It's a real bummer. Right now, you're stuck in limbo and you're going to stay there until your killer is brought to justice.
Luckily, we've got some people here who want to help you out with that inconvenience."
"King Oberon, it is I, your loyal subject, Moth. I have been caring for Puck since you have departed," the little fairy bragged as she hefted Puck's cocoon onto the table. "He is here with me."
"I know, I can smell him from the astral plane," Oberon groaned, then forced Sabrina's body to walk over to Puck's cocoon. Sabrina felt her hand move over it, caressing the cocoon lightly. She could feel a wave of regret pour over her, an odd sensation considering how Oberon reacted when he discovered Puck in his office. Hadn't he called his son a traitor? Sabrina also felt Oberon's hold on her body weaken. She took the opportunity to wrench back control.