He’s heard people say that it’s a small world, and this Cruise connection sure does support that contention.
Next, the man grins at his reflection. This is not an amusing grin. Even viewed in profile, it’s an exaggerated, ferocious grin. He leans over the sink, closer to the mirror, and studies his bared teeth with unnervingly intense interest.
Curtis is disturbed but not surprised by this development. He already knows that one or both of these people are homicidal tooth fetishists.
More disturbing even than the grinning man’s obsession with his teeth is the fact that otherwise he appears entirely normal. Pudgy, about sixty, with a full head of thick white hair, he might play a grandfather if he were ever in a major motion picture; but he would never be cast as a chainsaw-wielding maniac.
Many of the same folks who say that it’s a small world have also said you can’t judge a book by its cover, meaning people as well as books, and now they are proved right again.
Continuing to snarl soundlessly at the mirror, the stranger employs a fingernail to pick between two teeth. He examines whatever is now on his finger, frowns, looks closer, and finally flicks the bit of stuff into the sink.
Curtis shudders. His fevered imagination supplies numerous chilling possibilities for what was dislodged from those teeth, all related to the well-known fact that most serial killers are also cannibals.
Curiously, here in the gloom with her nose to the crack in the door, Old Yeller still wags her tail. She hasn’t acquired Curtis’s dread of this human monster. She seems to have an opinion of her own, to which she stubbornly clings. The boy worries about the reliability of her animal instincts.
The likely cannibal clicks off the sink light, turns, and crosses the bathroom to the small cubicle that contains the toilet. He enters, switching on the light in there, and pulls the door shut behind him.
The boy’s mother used to say that a wasted opportunity wasn’t just a missed chance, but was a wound to your future. Miss too many opportunities, thus sustaining too many wounds, and you wouldn’t have a future at all.
With one killer attending to his bodily functions and the other in the driver’s seat of the Windchaser, this is an opportunity that only a disobedient, mother-ignoring boy would fail to take.
Curtis pushes open the bedroom door. You first, girl.
Tail wagging, the pooch pads into the bathroom — and straight toward the toilet cubicle.
No, pup, no, no! Out, pup, out!
Maybe the power of Curtis’s panic is transmitted to Old Yeller
along the psychic wire that links every boy in his dog, but that’s unlikely because the two of them have so recently met and therefore are still in the process of becoming a fully simpatico boy-dog unit. More likely, she’s gotten a better smell of the cunningly deceptive grandfatherly stranger in the toilet cubicle and now recognizes him for the monster that he is. Whether the psychic wire or a good nose is responsible, she changes direction and pads out of the bathroom into the galley.
When Curtis follows the dog, he peers across the kitchen and the lounge, toward the cockpit. The woman occupies the driver’s seat, her attention devoted to the stalled traffic blocking the highway.
Curtis is relieved to see that this co-killer is encumbered by a safety harness that secures her to the command chair. She won’t be able to release those restraints and clamber out of the seat in time to block the exit.
Her back is to him, but as he approaches her, he can see that she’s approximately the age of the man. Her short-cropped hair glows supernaturally white.
Chastened by her near-disastrous misreading of the grandfatherly man’s character, Old Yeller proceeds waglessly and with caution, past the dining nook, paw by stealthy paw, pussyfooting as silently as any creeping cat.
As the dog arrives at the exit and as Curtis reaches over the dog toward the door handle, the woman senses them. She’s snacking on something, and she looks up, chewing, expecting the man, startled to discover a boy and his dog. Surprise freezes her in mid-chew, with her hand halfway to her mouth, and in that hand is a human ear.
Curtis screams, and even when he realizes that the snack in her hand isn’t a human ear, after all, but merely a large potato chip, he isn’t able to stop screaming. For all he knows, she eats potato chips with human ears, the way other people eat them with pretzels on the side, or with peanuts, or with sour-cream dip.
Door won’t open. Handle won’t move. He presses, presses harder. No good. Locked, it must be locked. He rattles it up and down, up and down, insistently, to no effect.
In the driver’s seat, the startled woman comes unstartled enough to speak, but the boy can’t make out what she’s saying because the loud rapping of his jackhammer heart renders meaningless those few words that penetrate his screaming.
Curtis and the door, willpower against matter, on the micro scale where will should win: Yet the lock holds, and still the door doesn’t open for him. Magic lock, bolt fused to the striker plate by a sorcerer’s spell, it resists his muscle and his mind.
The co-killer pops the release button on her safety harness and shrugs out of the straps.
Oh, Lord, there’s just one door, the sucker’s magically locked, all his tricks are thwarted, and he’s trapped in this claustrophobic rolling slaughterhouse with psychotic retirees who’ll eat him with chips and keep his teeth in their nightstand drawer.
Fierce as she has never been before, Old Yeller lunges toward the woman. Snarling, snapping, foaming, spitting, the dog seems to be saying, Teeth? You want teeth? Take a look at THESE teeth, go fang-to-fang with ME, you psychotic bitch, and see how much you still like teeth when I’M done with you!
The dog doesn’t venture close enough to bite, but its threat is a deterrent. The woman at once abandons the idea of getting up from the driver’s seat. She shrinks away from them, and terror twists her face into an ugly knot that is no doubt the same expression she has seen on the faces of the many victims to whom she herself has shown no mercy.
Jerked up and jammed down, the lever handle doesn’t release the latch, but pulled inward, it works, revealing that it wasn’t locked. No spell had been cast on the mechanism, after all. Curtis’s failure to open it sooner wasn’t a failure of mind or muscle, but a collapse of reason, the result of runaway fear.
Although the boy is mortified by this discovery, he’s also still unable to get a grip on the tossing reins of his panic. He throws the door open, plunges down the steps, and stumbles recklessly onto the blacktop with such momentum that he crashes into the side of a Lexus stopped in the lane adjacent to the motor home.
Face to glass, nose flattened a millimeter short of fracture, he peers into the car as if into an aquarium stocked with strange fish. The fish — actually a man with a buzz cut behind the wheel, a brunette with spiky hair in the passenger’s seat — stare back at him with the lidless eyes and the puckered-O mouths that he would have encountered from the finny residents of a real aquarium.
Curtis pushes away from the car and turns just as Old Yeller, no longer barking savagely, leaps out of the motor home. Grinning, wagging her tail, aware that she’s the hero of the hour, she turns left and trots away with the spring of pride in her step.
The dog follows the broken white line that defines this lane of stopped traffic from the next, and the boy hurries after the dog. He’s no longer screaming, but he’s still sufficiently addled by fear to concede leadership temporarily to his brave companion.
He glances back into a blaze of headlights and sees the white-haired woman gazing out and down at him from behind the windshield of the Windchaser. She’s half out of her seat, pulling herself up with the steering wheel, the better to see him. From here, she might be mistaken for an innocent and kindly woman — perhaps a librarian, considering that a librarian would know how easily a book of monsters could be disguised as a sweet romance novel with just a switch of the dust jackets.