“Hunker down, lads,” Banks said. “We’ll keep an eye on Professor Gillings here for a while until Davies tells us he’s safe to move and wait this weather out. It’s chow time anyway. Wiggo, get the stove going.” He turned to Donnie. “Any chance you could fetch yon camel back?”
Donnie laughed.
“These things can run at fifteen miles an hour and better when it takes their fancy. The daft bugger’s halfway across the desert by now.”
He stood at the captain’s side at the rear window, looking north out across the plain. It looked to be almost all sandy ground with few rocky areas apart from a large outcrop right on the horizon, half a dozen mikes away or more. The cloud had lowered again and in the dimmer light, it was possible to see faint swathes of blue dancing electricity washing across the plain.
“Bugger,” the captain said.
“I couldn’t have put it better myself,” Donnie replied.
“Where does the track go that this place sits on?”
Donnie tried to visualize the terrain as a map in his head.
“Eastward it runs for about ninety miles to the same town where we got the camels and I used to go for stores; a four- or five-hour drive if we had transport, God knows how long on foot.”
“And west?”
“It runs straight across an expanse of desert. I’ve never been that way. I know there’s some old mining operations out in the great empty, which is probably what this place was here to serve but you can see how long it’s been since anybody needed fuel. As far as I know, its hundreds of miles of nothing.”
“Well, that’s just fucking marvelous,” Banks replied but Donnie knew it was the frustration talking and not any condemnation of him.
“How much farther north do we have to go?”
“Still twenty miles and more,” the captain replied. “On foot, with a half-dead man, a private with a gammy leg, and fucking electric worms swarming at our feet.”
Wiggins laughed from where he was setting up the stove on what had once been the shack’s serving counter.
“A piece of piss for the squad then,” he said. “And at least you’ve got your clothes on this time, Cap, not like yon night in the Amazon.”
“Don’t remind me,” Banks said. “I should have bloody left you there… at least then I wouldnae have you reminding me of it every time you get the hump.”
“Speaking of humps,” Wiggins said, turning to Hynd, “how’s the wife, Sarge?”
“That mouth of yours is going to get you in trouble one of these days,” Donnie said to the corporal, who laughed again.
“Aye, so the sarge’s wife keeps telling me.”
By the time Wiggins shared out cups of some kind of peppery beef stew to them all, Davies had the professor sitting upright, feet dangling off the edge of the table. The man still looked too pale and his eyes were still too wide, as much in shock as his hair, which stood out in tufts framing his skull in a wispy aura.
“Whisky?” he whispered but Donnie shook his head.
“The camel’s buggered off with your gear, Prof… including the two bottles.”
“Whisky? On the camel? You could have fucking told me,” Wiggins said from where he was now brewing up coffee. “I’d have chased it from here to Glesga if I kent it was carrying a bottle.”
“And I’d have raced you for it,” Gillings said and laughed weakly. “Don’t let this auld body fool you. I’m in my prime.” He felt at his chest, at the spot where a bruise was raised, then looked around at the squad members. “I know I’ve been an auld arse about leaving the finds behind but I think you lads just saved my life. If that whisky wasn’t halfway to China by now, I’d have got a round of drinks in for you.”
“Save it for when we get home,” Banks said.
Donnie was still looking out the rear window, where a dancing blue aurora of sparking electricity hung over the desert. Home seemed a long way away.
Coffee helped to revive the professor further and once he’d got some inside him, he got high spots of color on each cheek but he still had to hold the mug with both hands and even then they shook enough to slop hot liquid over the cup’s rim.
“How do you feel?” Donnie asked.
“Like I’ve been skelped up and down Princes Street. Twice,” Gillings replied. He looked up to Banks. “You definitely saved my life though. I was awake for a few seconds after getting zapped. I felt the bloody things squirm against me. I think if I wasn’t wearing clothes, they might have started feeding on me there and then. I saw you blow the beast away so thanks for that and I’m sorry, again, for being a daft auld bugger. At my age, I should know better.”
Banks nodded.
“You had the right idea when it came to the trucks though. Maybe we can get one running. Wiggo, Wilkins, go and have a shufti and see if you can get something serviceable to get us out of here. It has to manage twenty miles north across the plain. After that, I don’t care if it falls to bits like a clown car. Meanwhile, professor, get some rest. We’re not going anywhere until Davies tells me you’re fit to travel.”
The professor handed Donnie the coffee and smiled wryly.
“Best do as mother says, eh,” he said and lay down on the table.
Donnie looked to Banks.
“I’ll go with Wiggins if that’s okay… it’s probably best if I smoke my fags outside anyway.”
Banks nodded and Donnie joined Wiggins and Wilkins in heading out into the rain.
“Be careful,” Hynd added. “Stay on the hard stuff and make a noise if you need backup fast.”
The rain was steady again but at least it was warm. Wilkins seemed to be none the worse for his tumble off the camel, although he still had a pronounced limp.
“How you doing, wee man?” Wiggins asked. “The doc and I can do this job if you need a rest?”
“I’m not about to let a fucking cave troll ruin my life, Corp,” the private said and when Wiggins showed no reaction, Donnie realized Wilkins had said it in all seriousness.
“Cave troll?”
“Aye,” Wiggins answered. “It fucked up Wilkins’ leg bad on our last mission in Norway. A big nasty fucker, so he was. But it wisnae his fault, really. He was the result of a mad scientist experiment gone wrong and he went berzie, as they do. The squad helped put him and his pals down in the end, so it all worked out okay. Just another day at the office.”
“Who the hell are you guys?” Donnie asked and it was Wiggins who answered again.
“Fucking monster magnets, that’s us,” he said. “Need a giant snake? Big fucking howlin’ things in Siberia? Or the bloody Loch Ness monster? How about a spider the size of a bus? And don’t even mention yon fucking flying saucer in Antarctica—yon bastard nearly had away with me but that’s us, so it is… fucking monster magnets.”
“You’re having me on,” Donnie said.
“Not a bit of it, lad. Did I look surprised when these buggering electric worms showed up? Did I fuck? That’s because I knew there would be something… there’s always something. It’s a fucking curse is what it is. Wherever we go, the monsters follow.”
Donnie didn’t get time to process any of Wiggins’ rant, for by that time they were among the rusted heaps of the vehicles to the rear of the shack. It quickly became obvious that most of the vehicles were long past being able to be repaired. Wiggins and Wilkins got the hood up of one that looked to be in slightly better condition than the others and Donnie stood to one side, lighting up a smoke and looking out over the desert.
Blue swathes of electricity ran across the sands.
- 9 -
“How’s the patient, Doc?” Banks said to Davies back in the shack.