Orientations, by William Somerset Maugham
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Title: Orientations
Author: William Somerset Maugham
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ORIENTATIONS
NOVELS AT SIX SHILLINGS EACH
Uniform with this Volume
=An Outcast of the Islands.= By JOSEPH CONRAD. Second Edition. =Almayer's Folly.= By JOSEPH CONRAD. =The Ebbing of the Tide.= By LOUIS BECKE. =A First Fleet Family.= By LOUIS BECKE and WALTER JEFFERY. =Paddy's Woman.= By HUMPHREY JAMES. =Clara Hopgood.= By MARK RUTHERFORD. Second Edition. =The Tales of John Oliver Hobbes.= Portrait of the Author. Second Edition. =The Stickit Minister.= By S. R. CROCKETT. =The Lilac Sunbonnet.= By S. R. CROCKETT. =The Raiders.= By S. R. CROCKETT. =The Grey Man.= By S. R. CROCKETT. =In a Man's Mind.= By J. R. WATSON. =A Daughter of the Fen.= By J. T. BEALBY. =The Herb-Moon.= By JOHN OLIVER HOBBES. =Nancy Noon.= By BENJAMIN SWIFT. =Hugh Wynne.= By S. WEIR MITCHELL. =The Tormentor.= By BENJAMIN SWIFT. =The Mutineer.= By LOUIS BECKE and WALTER JEFFERY. =The Destroyer.= By BENJAMIN SWIFT. =The Gods, Some Mortals, and Lord Wickenham.= By JOHN OLIVER HOBBES. =Mrs Keith's Crime.= By Mrs W. K. CLIFFORD. =Prisoners of Conscience.= By AMELIA E. BARR. =Pacific Tales.= By LOUIS BECKE. =The People of Clopton.= By GEORGE BARTRAM. =Outlaws of the Marches.= By Lord ERNEST HAMILTON. =The Silver Christ.= Stories by OUIDA. =The White-Headed Boy.= By GEORGE BARTRAM. =Tales of Unrest.= By JOSEPH CONRAD. =The School for Saints.= By JOHN OLIVER HOBBES. =Evelyn Innes.= By GEORGE MOORE. =Rodman, the Boatsteerer.= By LOUIS BECKE. =The Romance of a Midshipman.= By W. CLARK RUSSELL. =The Making of a Saint.= By W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM. =The Two Standards.= By W. BARRY, D.D. =The Mawkin of the Flow.= By Lord ERNEST HAMILTON. =Love is not so Light.= By CONSTANCE COTTERELL. =Moonlight.= By MARY E. MANN. =I, Thou, and the Other One.= By AMELIA E. BARR.
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London
T. FISHER UNWIN, Paternoster Square, E.C.
ORIENTATIONS
By William Somerset Maugham Author of 'Liza of Lambeth,' 'The Making of a Saint'
[Illustration]
London T. Fisher Unwin Paternoster Square 1899
[All Rights reserved]
TO MRS EDWARD JOHNSTON
CONTENTS
PAGE
THE PUNCTILIOUSNESS OF DON SEBASTIAN 3
A BAD EXAMPLE 37
DE AMICITIA 97
FAITH 133
THE CHOICE OF AMYNTAS 165
DAISY 219
C'est surtout, par ses nouvelles d'un jeune écrivain qu'on peut se rendre compte du tour de son esprit. Il y cherche la voie qui lui est propre dans une série d'essais de genre et de style différents, qui sont comme des orientations, pour trouver son moi littéraire.
Orientations
THE PUNCTILIOUSNESS OF DON SEBASTIAN
I
Xiormonez is the most inaccessible place in Spain. Only one train arrives there in the course of the day, and that arrives at two o'clock in the morning; only one train leaves it, and that starts an hour before sunrise. No one has ever been able to discover what happens to the railway officials during the intermediate one-and-twenty hours. A German painter I met there, who had come by the only train, and had been endeavouring for a fortnight to get up in time to go away, told me that he had frequently gone to the station in order to clear up the mystery, but had never been able to do so; yet, from his inquiries, he was inclined to suspect--that was as far as he would commit himself, being a cautious man--that they spent the time in eating garlic and smoking execrable cigarettes. The guide-books tell you that Xiormonez possesses the eyebrows of Joseph of Arimathea, a cathedral of the greatest quaintness, and battlements untouched since their erection in the fourteenth century. And they strongly advise you to visit it, but recommend you before doing so to add Keating's insect powder to your other toilet necessaries.
I was travelling to Madrid in an express train which had been rushing along at the pace of sixteen miles an hour, when suddenly it stopped. I leant out of the window, asking where we were.
'Xiormonez!' answered the guard.
'I thought we did not stop at Xiormonez.'
'We do not stop at Xiormonez,' he replied impassively.
'But we are stopping now!'
'That may be; but we are going on again.'
I had already learnt that it was folly to argue with a Spanish guard, and, drawing back my head, I sat down. But, looking at my watch, I saw that it was only ten. I should never again have a chance of inspecting the eyebrows of Joseph of Arimathea unless I chartered a special train, so, seizing the opportunity and my bag, I jumped out.
The only porter told me that everyone in Xiormonez was asleep at that hour, and recommended me to spend the night in the waiting-room, but I bribed him heavily; I offered him two pesetas, which is nearly fifteenpence, and, leaving the train to its own devices, he shouldered my bag and started off.
Along a stony road we walked into the dark night, the wind blowing cold and bitter, and the clouds chasing one another across the sky. In front, I could see nothing but the porter hurrying along, bent down under the weight of my bag, and the wind blew icily. I buttoned up my coat. And then I regretted the warmth of the carriage, the comfort of my corner and my rug; I wished I had peacefully continued my journey to Madrid--I was on the verge of turning back as I heard the whistling of the train. I hesitated, but the porter hurried on, and fearing to lose him in the night, I sprang forwards. Then the puffing of the engine, and on the smoke the bright reflection of the furnace, and the train steamed away; like Abd-er-Rahman, I felt that I had flung my scabbard into the flames.
Still the porter hurried on, bent down under the weight of my bag, and I saw no light in front of me to announce the approach to a town. On each side, bordering the road, were trees, and beyond them darkness. And great black clouds hastened after one another across the heavens. Then, as we walked along, we came to a rough stone cross, and lying on the steps before it was a woman with uplifted hands. And the wind blew bitter and keen, freezing the marrow of one's bones. What prayers had she to offer that she must kneel there alone in the night? We passed another cross standing up with its outstretched arms like a soul in pain. At last a heavier night rose before me, and presently I saw a great stone arch. Passing beneath it, I found myself immediately in the town.
The street was tortuous and narrow, paved with rough cobbles; and it rose steeply, so that the porter bent lower beneath his burden, panting. With the bag on his shoulders he looked like some hunchbacked gnome, a creature of nightmare. On either side rose tall houses, lying crooked and irregular, leaning towards one another at the top, so that one could not see the clouds, and their windows were great, black apertures like giant mouths. There was not a light, not a soul, not a sound--except that of my own feet and the heavy panting of the porter. We wound through the streets, round corners, through low arches, a long way up the steep cobbles, and suddenly down broken steps. They hurt my feet, and I stumbled and almost fell, but the hunchback walked along nimbly, hurrying ever. Then we came into an open space, and the wind caught us again, and blew through our clothes, so that I shrank up, shivering. And never a soul did we see as we walked on; it might have been a city of the dead. Then past a tall church: I saw a carved porch, and from the side grim devils grinning down upon me; the porter dived through an arch, and I groped my way along a narrow passage. At length he stopped, and with a sigh threw down the bag. He beat with his fists against an iron door, making the metal ring. A window above was thrown open, and a voice cried out. The porter answered; there was a clattering down the stairs, an unlocking, and the door was timidly held open, so that I saw a woman, with the light of her candle throwing a strange yellow glare on her face.