Our Friends From Frolix 8
by Philip K. Dick
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Our Friends From Frolix 8
Part One
Chapter 1
Bobby said, “I don’t want to take the test.”
But you must, his father thought. If there is going to be any hope for our family as it extends itself into the future. Into periods lying long after my death—mine and Kleo’s.
“Let me explain it this way,” he said aloud, as he moved along the crowded sliding sidewalk in the direction of the Federal Bureau of Personnel Standards. “Different people have different ability.” How well he knew that. “My ability, for example, is very limited; I can’t even qualify for a government G-one rating, which is the lowest rating of all.” It hurt to admit this, but he had to; he had to make the boy understand how vital this was. “So I’m not qualified at all. I’ve got a little nongovernment job . . . nothing, really. Do you want to be like me when you grow up?”
“You’re okay,” Bobby said, with the majestic assurance of his twelve years.
“I’m not,” Nick said.
“To me you are.”
He felt baffled. And, as so many times of late, on the edge of despair. “Listen,” he said, “to the facts of how Terra is run. Two entities maneuver around each other, with first one ruling and then the other. These entities—”
“I’m not either one,” his son said. “I’m an Old and a Regular. I don’t want to take the test; I know what I am. I know what you are and I’m the same.”
Within him, Nick felt his stomach dry and shrink, and because of that he felt acute need. Looking around, he made out a drugbar on the far side of the street, beyond the traffic of squib cars and the larger, rotund public-transit vehicles. He led Bobby up a ped-ramp, and ten minutes later they had reached the far sidewalk.
“I’m going into the bar for a couple of minutes,” Nick said. “I’m not well enough to take you to the Federal Building, at this particular junction of time and space.” He led his son past the eye of the door, into the dark interior of Donovan’s Drugbar—a bar which he had never visited before but liked on first impact.
“You can’t bring that boy in here,” the bartender informed him. He pointed to the sign on the wall. “He’s not eighteen. Do you want it to look like I sell nibbles to minors?”
“At my regular bar—” Nick began, but the bartender cut him brusquely off.
This isn’t your regular bar,” he declared, and stumped off to wait on a customer at the far end of the shadow-clouded room.
Nick said, “You look in the shop windows next door.” He nudged his son, indicating the door through which they had just entered. “I’ll meet you in three or four minutes.”
“You always say that,” Bobby said, but he trudged off, out onto the midday sidewalk with its legions of squashed-together humanity . . . for a moment he paused, glancing back, and then he continued on, out of sight.
Seating himself on a bar stool, Nick said, “I’d like fifty milligrams of phenmetrazine hydrochloride and thirty of stelladrine, with a sodium acetyl-salicylate chaser.”
The bartender said, “The stelladrine will make you dream of many and far-off stars.” He placed a tiny plate before Nick, got the pills and then the sodium acetyl-salicylate solution in a plastic glass; laying everything before Nick he stood back, scratching his ear reflectively.
“I hope it does.” Nick swallowed the three meagre pills—he could not afford any more this late in the month—and downed the brackish chaser.
“Taking your son for a Federal test?”
As he got out his wallet he nodded.
“You think they’re rigged?” the bartender inquired.
“I don’t know,” Nick said briefly.
The bartender, resting his elbows on the polished surface of the bar, leaned toward him and said, “I think they are.” He took Nick’s money; turned to the cash register to ring it up. “I see folks going by here fourteen, fifteen times. Unwilling to accept the fact that they—or as in your case, your kid—isn’t going to pass. They keep trying and it comes out the same, always. The New Men, they aren’t going to let anybody else into the Civil Service. They want—” He glanced about, lowered his voice. “They don’t intend to split up the action among anybody extra beyond themselves. Hell, in government speeches they practically admit it. They—”
“They need fresh blood,” Nick said doggedly . . . said it to the bartender as he had said it to himself so many times.
The bartender said, “They have their own kids.”
“Not enough.” Nick sipped his chaser. He could already feel the phenmetrazine hydrochloride going to work on him, building up his sense of worth, his optimism; he experienced a powerful glow deep within him. “If it got out,” he said, “that the Civil Service tests were rigged, this government would be voted out of office within twenty-four hours and the Unusuals would be in, replacing them. Do you think the New Men want the Unusuals to rule? My god.”
“I think they’re working together,” the bartender said. And walked off to wait on another customer.
How many times, Nick thought as he left the bar, I’ve thought that myself. Rule first by the Unusuals, then the New Men . . . if they have actually worked this out to a fine point, he thought, where they control the personnel testing apparatus, then they could constitute, as he said, a self-perpetuating structure of power; but our whole political system is based on the fact of the two groups” mutual animosity . . . it’s the basic verity of our lives—that, and the admission that due to their superiority they deserve to rule and can do so wisely.
He parted the moving mass of pedpeople, came upon his son, who stood gazing raptly into a store window. “Let’s go,” Nick said, placing his hand firmly—the drugs had made him so—on the boy’s shoulder.
Not moving, Bobby said, “There’s a distance pain infliction knife they’re selling. Can I have one? It’d give me more self-confidence if I was wearing that while I take the test.” “It’s a toy,” Nick said.
“Even so,” Bobby said. “Please. It really would make me feel a lot better.”
Someday, Nick thought, you will not have to rule through pain infliction—rule your peers, serve your masters. You will be a master yourself, and then I can happily accept everything I see going on around me. “No,” he said, and steered his boy back into the dense stream of sidewalk traffic. “Don’t dwell on concrete things,” he said harshly. “Think of abstractions; think of processes of neutrologics. That’s what they’ll be asking.” The boy hung back. “Move!” Nick grated, urging him forcibly on. And, physically sensing the boy’s reluctance, felt the overwhelming presence of failure.
It had been this way for fifty years, now, since 2085 when the first New Man had been elected . . . eight years before the first Unusual had taken upon himself that high office. Then, it had been a novelty; everyone had wondered how the lately-evolved irregular types would function in practice. They had done well—too well for any Old Man to follow. Where they could balance a bundle of bright lights, an Old Man could handle one. Some actions, based on thought processes that no Old Man could even follow, had no analogue among the earlier variety of human species at all.
“Look at the headline.” Bobby had halted before a newspaper rack.