“I gave you a call earlier. At your hotel.”
“What time?”
“I don’t know, middle of the afternoon. Maybe three o’clock.”
“I never got the message.”
“Oh, I didn’t leave one. It was nothing important, and anyway you couldn’t call me back.”
“That’s right, you don’t have a phone.”
“Oh, I got one. It sits right there on the bedside table. It just don’t work, that’s the only thing wrong with it. Anyway, I just wanted to pass the time of day. What were you doing, looking for the girl some more?”
“Going through the motions, anyway.”
“No luck?”
“Not so far.”
“Well, maybe you’ll get lucky.” He took out a cigarette, tapped it against his thumbnail. “What they were going on about back there,” he said. “Politics. I have to tell you I don’t even know what they were talking about. You gonna vote, Matt?”
“I don’t know.”
“You gotta wonder why anybody wants to be president. You want to know something? I never voted for nobody in my life. Wait a minute, I just told a lie. You want to know who I voted for? Abe Beame.”
“That was a while ago.”
“Gimme a minute and I’ll tell you the year. That was ’73. You remember him? He was a little shrimp of a guy, he ran for mayor and he won. You remember?”
“Sure.”
He laughed. “I must of voted twelve times for Abe Beame. More. Maybe fifteen.”
“It sounds as though you were highly impressed with him.”
“Yeah, his message really moved me. What it was, some guys from the local clubhouse got hold of a school bus and ran a bunch of us all over the West Side. Every precinct we went to I answered to a different name and they had a voter registration card for me in that name, and I went in the booth and did my civic duty like a little soldier. It was easy, I just voted the straight Democratic ticket like I was told.”
He stopped to light his cigarette. “I forget what they paid us,” he said. “I was gonna say fifty bucks, but it could have been less than that. This was fifteen years ago and I was just a kid, so it wouldn’t take much. Besides, they sprung for a meal, and of course there was free booze for the bunch of us the whole day long.”
“Magic words.”
“Ain’t that the truth? Booze was God’s gift even when you had to pay for it, and when it was free, Jesus, there was nothing better.”
“There was something about it that defied all logic,” I said. “There was a place in Washington Heights where I didn’t have to pay for my drinks. I remember taking a cab there from way the hell out in Brooklyn. It cost me twenty dollars, and I drank maybe ten or twelve dollars worth of booze, and then I took a cab home and thought I really put one over on the world. And I didn’t just do this once, either.”
“It made sense at the time.”
“Perfect sense.”
He drew on the cigarette. “I forget who it was ran against Beame,” he said. “It’s funny what you remember and what you forget. This poor bastard, I voted against him fifteen times and I don’t remember his name. Here’s another thing that’s funny. After the first two, three times I voted, I couldn’t go in a booth without getting this urge to cross ’em up. You know, vote the other way, take their money and vote Republican.”
“Why?”
“Who knows why? I had a couple of belts in me by then and maybe that made it seem like a good idea. And I figured nobody’d know. Secret ballot, right? Only I thought, yeah, there’s supposed to be a secret ballot, but there’s lots of shit that’s supposed to be, and if they can take and vote us fifteen times all over town, maybe they can tell how we’re voting. So I did what I was supposed to do.”
“The straight ticket.”
“You got it. Anyway, that was the first I ever voted. I coulda the year before, I was old enough, but I didn’t, and then I voted fifteen times for Abe Beame, and I guess I got it out of my system, because I never done it since.”
The light changed and we walked across Fifty-seventh. A blue-and-white patrol car headed north on Ninth with the siren screaming. We turned to follow it with our eyes until it was out of sight. You could still hear it, though, whining faintly over the other traffic noises.
He said, “Somebody must of done something bad.”
“Or it’s just a couple of cops in a hurry.”
“Yeah. Matt, what they were talking about at the meeting. The fifth step?”
“What about it?”
“I don’t know. I think maybe I’m afraid of it.”
The steps are designed to enable recovering alcoholics to change, to grow spiritually. The founders of AA discovered that people who were willing to grow along spiritual lines tended to stay sober, while those who fought change tended to go back to drinking sooner or later. The fifth step calls for an admission to God, to oneself, and to another human being of the exact nature of one’s wrongs.
I quoted the language of the step to Eddie and he frowned. He said, “Yeah, but what does that boil down to? You sit down with somebody and tell him every bad thing you ever done?”
“More or less. Everything that bothers you, everything that weighs on your mind. The idea is that you might drink over it otherwise.”
He thought about it. “I don’t know if I could do that,” he said.
“Well, there’s no rush. You’re not sober all that long, you don’t have to be in a hurry.”
“I guess.”
“There’s a lot of people will tell you that the steps are a load of crap, anyway. ‘Don’t drink and go to meetings and all the rest is conversation.’ You’ve heard people say that.”
“Oh, sure. ‘If you don’t drink you can’t get drunk.’ I remember the first time I heard somebody say that. I thought it was the most brilliant remark I ever heard in my life.”
“You can’t fault it for truth.”
He started to say something, but stopped when a woman stepped out of a doorway into our path. She was a haggard, wild-eyed thing, all wrapped in a shawl, her hair stringy and matted. She was holding an infant in one arm, and she had a small child standing next to her, clutching her shawl. She extended one hand, palm up, wordless.
She looked as though she belonged in Calcutta, not New York. I’d seen her before during the past few weeks, and each time I’d given her money. I gave her a dollar now, and she drew back wordlessly into the shadows.
He said, “You hate to see a woman on the street like that. And when she’s got her kids with her, Jesus, that’s a hell of a thing to see.”
“I know.”
“Matt, did you ever do it? Take the fifth step?”
“I did, yes.”
“You didn’t hold nothing back?”
“I tried not to. I said everything I could think of.”
He thought about it. “Of course you were a cop,” he said. “You couldn’t of done anything that bad.”
“Oh, come on,” I said. “I did a lot of things I’m not proud of, and some of them were acts a person could go to jail for. I was on the force for a lot of years and I took money almost from the beginning. I never lived on what I drew as salary.”
“Everybody does that.”
“No,” I said, “everybody doesn’t. Some cops are clean and some are dirty, and I was dirty. I always told myself I felt all right about it, and I justified it with the argument that it was clean dirt. I didn’t actually shake people down and I didn’t overlook homicides, but I took money, and that’s not what they hired me to do. I was illegal. It was crooked.”
“I suppose.”
“And I did other things. For Christ’s sake, I was a thief. I stole. One time I was investigating a break-in and there was a cigar box next to the cash register that the burglar had somehow missed, and there was close to a thousand dollars in it. I took it and put it in my pocket. I figured the owner’d be covered by insurance, or else it was money he was skimming, in which case I was just stealing from a thief. I had it rationalized, but you can’t get around the fact that I was taking money that wasn’t mine.”