Ovid

I found him working out a bald old senator with enough lard under his tunic to keep five masseurs busy for a year. The guy was gasping for breath as if he'd just run all the way from Ostia; and by his colour I'd've judged he was no more than a hair's-breadth from hanging up his sandals for keeps.

'Hey, Scylax!' I yelled.

He looked over, then lowered his sword.

'That's enough for today, sir,' he said to the fat guy. 'We don't want to overdo it, do we?'

Yeah, Scylax can be polite enough to the right person. And there are other ways of losing a punter than work him till he turns blue and folds up on you.

The senator was reeling like a drunken pig, but he managed to bring his sword up in the military salute soldiers give their training partners on the practice ground at the end of a bout. Not a sloppy one, either. Crisp as a dream. Suddenly I saw underneath the rolls of fat and the four chins the spry young officer he must once have been; and I wondered what sort of a figure I'd cut in another thirty years.

If I lived that long.

A slave stepped forward with a towel. The fat guy rubbed the sweat from his beefsteak-red face and neck, shook some fresh air into his tunic, and turned to me grinning like a fifteen year old.

'Good workout, eh, boy?' he panted. 'Gets the juices going, right?'

'Yeah,' I said. 'Yeah. Great.'

He winked, waved, and stumbled off towards the bath-house. I hoped he'd make it, but he was breathing so hard I wouldn't have given myself better than evens.

Scylax picked up the wooden swords, tucked them under his arm and began walking towards his office in the main building.

'What the hell you doing here, Corvinus?' he said. 'This isn't your usual day. I can squeeze you in, just, but it won't be for long.'

I grinned. That was another thing I liked about the guy. He knew the respect due from client to patron.

'Hey, I own this place, remember?'

'So sell it. But I still can't give you more than half an hour.'

I shook my head and fell into step beside him. 'I'm not fighting today. You wouldn't even raise sweat. I got jumped yesterday and one of the bastards cut me.'

Scylax stopped dead and stared at me. 'You got cut? How bad?'

'Just a sliced shoulder. Sarpedon patched it up.'

'How many were there?'

'Four.'

He gave a grunt of disgust, spat onto the sand and carried on walking.

'Only four, and they cut you? What were they, kids, women or cripples?'

'Four against one's heavy odds, and you know it. And these guys were professionals. You nearly lost yourself a patron. Would have, if I hadn't had help. Which is what I want to talk to you about.'

He sighed.

'Okay, Corvinus. Maybe I have got time to spare after all. Step over to the bath-house and I'll give you a work-out.'

Uh-uh. That I definitely didn't need.

'Hey, look,' I said. 'No massage, right? I've been beaten up enough times the last few days, thanks.'

He stopped again. His eyes raked me anxiously.

'Yeah? You mean it's happened more than once? What is this?'

'I'm exaggerating. But no massage.'

'Come on, boy.' He took my arm — my good one, luckily: Scylax used his hands like a crab uses its claws — and steered me towards the bath house. 'A good massage never hurt anyone. It'll loosen you up.'

Yeah, I bet that's what they told Prometheus before they sicked the vulture on him, I thought; but I didn't say it out loud. I didn't want to hurt the guy's feelings.

The massage room was empty although I could hear snatches of a jolly military romp from the cold plunge next door. Somebody called Titus had evidently got hold of somebody else's towel and wouldn't give it back. I wondered how we'd managed to put together an empire in the first place, let alone run one.

'Okay, tell me,' Scylax said when he had me face down on one of the tables and had slapped the oil on.

I told him. How much of the details were actually intelligible through the screams I don't know, but he seemed to get the gist of it. And I'm not talking about the noise from Rome's best and brightest in the next room, either.

'Why the hell did you let them all jump you at once?' Scylax demanded.

'You think I should've suggested they take turns?'

Never use sarcasm on your masseur. Scylax grabbed my neck and dug his thumbs in under my shoulder-blades while I shrieked and yammered at him to stop.

'Sorry, Corvinus. That the sore arm?' he said finally, just before I passed out. The sadistic bastard could see that it was. Sarpedon's dressing covered half the bloody shoulder. 'You should've run, boy. Spaced them out and taken them one by one.'

I tried a grin. It didn't work too well.

'Oh, sure,’ I said. ‘Pheidippides is one of my middle names. I run a marathon every morning before breakfast.'

Scylax grunted. 'You say this guy was a foreigner?' I felt a knuckle being inserted between two plates of muscle and whimpered knowing what was coming. It came. After he'd pulled me down off the ceiling I said: 'Yeah. From the north, probably. Could be German. Good Latin, though. And no bonehead.'

Scylax's hands moulded themselves to my ribs and pulled the flesh downwards. Great if you're into that sort of thing. I wasn't. It felt like being skinned by an octopus with suckers the size of soup plates. 'You say he had a sword cut on his left cheek.'

'That's what it looked like. Half his ear was missing. Come on, Scylax. I need a name, okay?'

He was quiet for a long time. I could feel him thinking as the heel of his hand ground its way inch by excruciating inch up my spine. I clenched my teeth and tried not to howl. 'He's no gladiator, I'll tell you that now. A guy that big and that good would stick out a mile in the teams.' This was final. What Scylax didn't know about the professional sword-fighting world wasn't just not worth knowing; it didn't exist. 'Could be a soldier. Ex-soldier, maybe.'

'An auxiliary? What would an auxiliary be doing in Rome?'

'Who said auxiliary? The guy sounds like a legionary. You think he was German?'

'Yeah. Or maybe Illyrian.'

'Illyrian's possible. Tiberius roped in a lot of Illyrian hayseeds the time of the troubles.'

Yeah. That fitted. Twelve years earlier the province of Illyricum had rebelled (my father was actually provincial governor at the time) and for a while it'd looked like everything between the Julian Alps and Macedon was headed down the tube. The emergency had meant that General Tiberius had had to buzz around like a blue arsed fly grabbing all the recruits he could to stop the rebellion spreading.

'I'll buy that,' I said. 'The guy could still have connections, in fact.'

'Connections with Tiberius?' Scylax's hands paused. 'You in some sort of trouble? Official trouble?'

Shit. It had slipped out. Scylax might be a friend but the Ovid affair was private. I covered my tracks.

'Uh-uh. Purely personal.'

'You want to tell me about it?'

'Nothing to tell. You know as much as I do. Maybe I screwed someone's sister.'

'Uh-huh.' He didn't sound convinced. The hands resumed their pummelling. It wasn't so painful now I was getting used to it. Or maybe something vital had broken and I just couldn't feel any more. 'You say you've seen this guy more than once.'

'Yeah. We'd a run-in in a shop off Suburan Street a few days back. Only then he wasn't on my side.'

Scylax clicked his tongue. 'This sounds weirder by the minute, boy.'

He didn't believe me, that was sure. Which wasn't all that surprising. But at the same time he couldn't call me a liar, because it was none of his business.

'Okay,' he said finally. 'Only you need any muscle you let me know, right? Next time you may not be so lucky.'