Zeiger now knows all that he wishes to. He closes his notebook, slips it into the left interior pocket of his jacket then, changing his mind, into the right interior pocket, after which he rushes to help the old dear. With a well-timed intervention, one would be able to save her, no, but there are always a thousand things to glean from a cadaver, jewels, scarf, perhaps even a horrible anecdote for a local news reporter. And then it is time to gather Palafox into his cage. The ornithologist grabs him by one paw, the other claw crushes his hand. He lets go. Free, Palafox hops into the gutter. In the water, he gets his sea legs immediately — helped along by the current, he soon reaches a manhole, he lets himself be sucked down, head first, at the risk of blemishing his magisterial antlers.
Many other crocodiles before him had sought and found refuge in the sewers, for the most part tossed in by their owners — an alligator eight inches long proves to be a central part of family fun, you can dress him up, throw him from room to room while laughing all the way; when it becomes as long as your arm, it ceases to be fun for the kids, and you get rid of it as quickly as you can. Palafox is one of the rarer ones, the only one perhaps, to have arrived there of its own volition. Regardless, once there, his quality of life is no different from that of other crocs. As for food, there is no shortage of rats, nor of sewage workers who have learned caution after all manner of misadventure. In the past, they would fall roasted into our hands. Ready to eat. Henceforth they are almost nonexistent. Thus the joy we feel when luck is on our side and we run into one: lucky us! As far as nutritional value, rats were the same as a sewage worker’s foot, but as far as flavor goes, excuse the thought, whether booted or barefoot, the foot of a sewage worker surpasses a rat.
On the surface, everyone is worried. Algernon finally apprised of the situation, responsible in the eyes of the law for whatever damage Palafox has done, resolves to lead the hunt himself. He is given help in lifting the heavy cast-iron lid, he puts two feet on the rungs of the ladder, he’s going down. Sadarnac (still out of breath from having sprinted) hands him a shrimp net that Algernon accepts since, after all, in the absence of a more suitable net, perhaps this will somehow suffice. Our eyes never adjust to the dark, Algernon gropes around. Sometimes he sinks into the muddy water all the way to his belt. The stink is horrible, but this you adjust quickly to, you just don’t think about it, you think about other things, an opportunity for introspection, for self-examination, where am I in this life? The ambitious young man I once was, would he be ashamed to see me now? Would he blush with shame or pride? At sixty, Algernon Buffoon, honorary ambassador, widower because father, esteemed author of the Guide to Collecting Ancient Pottery and many other scientific works, searches through the sewers brandishing a shrimp net in search of a butterfly. This net is the one false note in Algernon’s otherwise brilliant destiny. A delicate wing marks his cheek, Palafox flutters around him, ungraspable, brushes his lip, then disappears like smoke from a cigarette. Algernon beats the walls, beats the water, captures a few rats, thinks its Palafox he’s gotten each time, his beveled teeth, his stiff tail, but then he realizes that Palafox is dancing just over there, right over here, there, you can’t miss him — Algernon decked out with his shrimp net might force us to adjust the rather stern image we’ve had of him up until now. Now, mumbling, he retraces his steps. Feeling his way in the dark, he parts the velvet drapes, smoothes out endless heads of hair, pets soft fleece, digs through deep bodies, the blind man invents all he touches, Afghan hounds brush against him, rug sellers pester him. Algernon sometimes sinks all the way to his belt in the blue water of the lagoon. An unknown woman leaning on her balcony throws him a silk ladder, he can already make out her smiling face, her white arms extending toward him, two square red hands that grip his armpits. Sadarnac has already brought heavier things up from the bottom, this wouldn’t be Palafox alone in his brimming pot, he lifts Algernon effortlessly and leaves him on the shore.
His dorsal flipper cuts the waves, Palafox won’t be spending his life here. After having watered the city and suburbs, the sewers service the surrounding countryside, eventually pouring their worn waters into a stream (murmurs of protest). Sooner or later, Palafox will get there. We will be there to pick him up.
Except for Chancelade and Fontechevade in reserve — at this very moment, if everything goes as planned, they are razing enemy churches and burning enemy cottages — no one is missing. We are all here, crouching together around the bank, rather perplexed. Five short fingers tipped with terrible claws, there is no question the print was left by Palafox. He beat us. His trail disappears into the undergrowth. You’d have to be crazy to look for him. It would be like looking for lice in the proverbial haystack. Better just to wait. Patience, Palafox will make a mistake eventually. Hunger will make him careless, will make him show himself, even if we are not unaware that he can live for extended periods on the stores of fat in his two humps (which are also responsible for giving him the hideous appearance mentioned time and again). Contradictory information makes its way to us. A few practical jokers claim to have seen him, however incapable they are of describing him or able they are at providing pencil drawings as good as those by the proverbial police sketch artist, more or less ornithologically inspired, although somewhat anteatery, or coelacanthy, too. Algernon wastes no time confusing them. We follow other, more promising trails, the first to a fattened chicken, the second to a black sheep, the third to a coypu. We rejoin our camp as night falls. Fallen, a new character arrives, his name would mean nothing to you, and asks if he might avail himself of our hospitality as he shrugs off a heavy pack of beige sackcloth, the contents of which we will not bother listing. The darkness disorients, the only illuminated path leads to the moon — he thought it best to stop for the night. We welcome him, are you thirsty, are you hungry, might you have seen anything unusual on the road? He slakes his thirst, restores himself, and yes he did recall almost flattening a strange little luminous animal, fluorescent green, that moved out of the way just in time and then flew a zigzagging course into the night. We identified Palafox from this description, it could only be Palafox, he must have molted his winter fur.
The sun will rise, the cock will let the cat out of the bag. Worms will eat nightingales. We set out. Our guest takes us to the very place where, last night, radiant Palafox appeared to him. We ask him to tell it to us again, and to see if there’s anything he may have forgotten. The animal whose size is close to that of a fat wasp or a little cheetah was nonetheless neither striped nor spotted, therefore there was no mistaking it. His rapid flight, without displaying his wings, sinuous and slender like a swimmer’s stroke, seemed to support professor Pierpont’s hypothesis; first filed among the fish, the mammals and the sparrows, the whale would be in reality a coleopteran insect, close cousin to the firefly, the etymologist was only waiting for proof, he nearly had it. Because our goal was in sight, in a verdant patch of black undergrowth, our guide advised us to forget the possibility that Palafox could still be there and for a good reason, as easy to understand as it is difficult to admit: the odor of man upsets the wild boar and is enough to drive them from their muddy den. Likewise, we change our sheets after a hurtling retreat of a wild sow, the last of her eight little ones evacuated as soon as possible, and don’t we also change the pillow, a little later in the night, as soon as a ninth little boar is discovered and at last flushed out? Caught once in his wallow, Palafox will not appear there again.