“Save it, Mom. I know because he told me.”
“The bastard!”
“Got that right.”
Irene calmed down a moment. “Why would he tell you?” She still hadn’t admitted to Jody the veracity of the accusation.
“Because I was sleeping with him, too.”
“Oh, my God.” Irene’s foot dropped heavier on the gas pedal.
“So don’t tell me right from wrong.” Jody half smiled.
“I’m glad he’s dead.”
Jody smiled fully. “He didn’t tell me, really—I figured it out for myself.”
“You—” Irene sputtered.
“It doesn’t matter.” Jody shrugged.
“The hell it doesn’t.” She slowed down a bit since the red speedometer needle had surged past eighty. “Did you sleep with him?”
“Yes. Each year Roscoe picked his chosen one. My turn, I guess.”
“Why?” Irene moaned.
“Because he’d give me anything I wanted and because I’d get into whatever school I wanted. Roscoe would fix it.”
“Jody, I’m having a hard time taking all this in.” Irene’s lower lip trembled.
“Stop,” Jody commanded.
“Stop what?”
“The car!”
“Why?”
“We need to pick up the mail.”
“I’m too shook up to see people.”
“Well, I’m not. So stop the damned car and I’ll get the mail.”
Irene parked at the post office, while Jody got out. Then she worried about what her daughter would say to Harry and Miranda, so she followed her inside.
Harry called out, “In the nick of time.”
Miranda, busy cleaning, called out a hello.
“Irene, you look peaked. Come on back here and sit down. I’ll make you a cup of tea.”
Irene burst into tears at Miranda’s kindness. “Everything is so awful. I want my husband out of jail.”
“Mom, come on.” Jody tugged at her, smiling weakly at Miranda and Harry.
“Poor Irene.” Tucker hated to see humans cry.
“She’s better off without him,” Pewter stated matter-of-factly.
Two squad cars roared by the post office, sirens wailing, followed by the rescue squad. Cynthia trailed in her squad car. But she pulled away and stopped at the post office. She opened the door and saw Irene and Jody.
“What’s going on?” Miranda asked.
“A corpse was found at Bowden’s farm.” She cleared her throat. “The car is registered to Winifred Thalman of New
York City.”
“I wonder who—” Miranda never finished her sentence.
“Mom, I’m really tired.”
“Okay, honey.” Irene wiped her eyes. “You can’t accuse Kendrick of this one! He’s in jail.”
Cooper quietly replied, “I don’t know about that, Mrs. Miller, she’s been dead quite some time.”
Tears of frustration and rage flooded Irene’s cheeks. She slapped Cynthia hard.
“Mom!” Jody pulled her mother out of there.
“Striking an officer is a serious offense, isn’t it?” Harry asked.
“Under the circumstances, let’s just forget it.”
“They finally found the body.” Tucker sighed.
“Yes.” The tiger squinted as the dying sun sparked off Irene’s windshield as she pulled away from the post office. “They’re getting closer to the truth.”
“What is the truth?” Pewter said philosophically.
“Oh, shut up.” Mrs. Murphy cuffed her friend’s ears.
“I couldn’t resist.” The gray cat giggled.
“We mightas welllaugh now,” Tucker said. “We aren’t going to laugh later.”
70
Mrs. Murphy worked feverishly catching field mice, moles, shrews, and one sickly baby bunny, which she quickly put out of its misery. Pewter opened the kitchen cabinets while Harry slept. She had a knack for flipping open cabinet doors. She’d grab the knob and then fall back. She rooted around the shelf until she found a bottle of catsup. Fortunately, the bottle was plastic because she knocked it out of the cabinet, shoving it onto the floor for Tucker to pick up.
The corgi’s jaws were strong enough to carry the oddly shaped object out to the truck.
“I can put all the kill here in the bed,” Mrs. Murphy directed the other two. “If you’ll help me, Pewter.” “Harry’s going to find all this.” “Not if Tucker can drag out the old barn towel.” “How are we going to get it up in the bed of the truck?” “Pewter, let me do the thinking. Just help me, will you?”
“What do you want me to do with this bottle of catsup?”
“Put it behind the front wheel of the truck. When Harry opens the door for us, pick it up and jump in the truck. Pewter and I will distract her. You can drop it and kick it under the seat. Remember, gang, she’s not looking for this stuff. She won’t notice.”
Tucker hid the catsup behind the front wheel, then strolled into the barn and yanked the towel off the tack trunk with Harry’s maiden initials on it, MM. She tripped over the towel as she walked to the truck, so she dragged it sideways.
Murphy and Pewter placed the small dead prey at the back corner of the truck bed.
“Pewter, perch on the bumper step.”
“You’d better do it. You’re thinner.” Pewter hated to admit that she was overweight.
“All right.” Murphy jumped down on the back bumper step while Pewter hoisted herself over the side of the tailgate. Tucker sat patiently, the towel in her mouth.
Simon, returning home in the early dawn from foraging, stopped to wonder at this activity. “What are you-all doing?”
“Trying to get the towel into the bed of the truck. It’s too big to put in my mouth and jump in,” Mrs. Murphy informed him. “Okay, Tucker, stand on your hind legs and see if you can reach Pewter.”
Tucker put her paws on the bumper, her nose edging over the top.
Mrs. Murphy leaned down, grabbing the towel with her left paw. “Got it.”
Pewter, half hanging over the tailgate, quickly snatched the towel before Murphy dropped it—it was heavy. With Pewter pulling and Mrs. Murphy pushing, the two cats dumped the towel into the truck bed. Mrs. Murphy gaily leapt in, and the two of them placed the towel over the kill, bunching it up to avoid its looking obvious.
“I’ll be,” Simon said admiringly.
“Teamwork,” Mrs. Murphy triumphantly replied.
“What are you going to do with those bodies?” Simon giggled.
“Lay a trail to the killer. Mom’s going over to St. Elizabeth’s today, so I think we can get the job done.”
The possum scoffed. “The humans won’t notice, or, if they do, they’ll discount it.”
The tiger and the gray cat peeped over the side of the truck. “You might be right, but the killer will notice. That’s what we want.”
“I don’t know.” Simon shook his head.
“Anything is better than nothing,” Murphy said forcefully.“Andif this doesn’t work, we’ll find something else.”
“Why are you so worried?” Simon’s furry nose twitched.
“Because Mother will eventually figure out who the murderer really is.”
“Oh.” The possum pondered. “We can’t let anything happen to Harry.” He didn’t want to sound soft on any human. “Who else will feed me marshmallows?”
71
The animals, exhausted from running back and forth across the playing fields, sacked out immediately after eating.
Pewter and Mrs. Murphy curled up on either side of Tucker on the sofa in front of the fire. Pewter snored, a tiny little nasal gurgle.
Fair brought Chinese food. Harry, good with chopsticks, greedily shoved pork chow mein into her mouth. A light knock on the door was followed by Cynthia Cooper, sticking her head in. She pulled up a chair and joined them.
“Where are the critters?”
“Knocked out. Every time I called them, they were running across the football field today. Having their own Homecoming game, I guess. Can I get you anything else?”
“Catsup.” She pointed at her plate. “My noodles.”
“You’re kidding me.” Harry thought of catsup on noodles as she opened her cabinet. “Damn, I had a brand-new bottle of catsup, and it walked away.”