Mary Tudor had said that when she died Calais would be found written across her heart; and what was Calais compared with the loss of America!
Future generations would say: ‘George III! He was the King who lost us America.’
He was the most unfortunate of men. No ruler could have tried harder to do what was right. No man could have tried to lead a better life.
And there was his son who cared for nothing but frivolity, adored by the public, smiled at indulgently in spite of the fact that he had got into difficulties with a play actress – which little scrape had cost his father a small fortune.
The Colonies gone; the voices back in his head, and the future spread out before him … dark and unpredictable.
The Government had fallen. Rockingham had formed a new ministry and in it were men whom he personally disliked. The Duke of Richmond, Master General of Ordnance; Grafton, Lord Privy Seal; and the two Secretaries of State were Lord Shelburne and … most bitter blow of all … Charles James Fox. The only friend of the King’s in the cabinet was the Lord Chancellor Thurlow.
A King of England must bow to his parliament. There was plenty to remind him of that. So there was nothing he could do but take up the reins, of course, and try to forget that he was surrounded by men whom he regarded as his enemies.
The Prince longed to play a part in politics.
‘The time will come,’ Fox told him. ‘Wait … just wait until you take your place in the House of Lords.’
‘There is more than a year to wait,’ the Prince reminded him.
‘Nothing sir. It will soon be with us.’
‘An establishment of my own!’ sighed the Prince. ‘Freedom.’
‘Let us drink to it,’ said Fox. ‘The Prince’s Party.’
‘Whiggery and women,’ echoed the Prince. ‘How is Perdita?’
‘The answer to that question will best come from General Tarleton. He is a very great friend of the lady.’
‘It is well that she is comfortably settled.’
‘Most comfortably, I believe.’
‘A pretty creature but a dull one. And to think that I once thought her all that I desired on earth.’
‘Your Highness has found the world to be full of desirable projects.’
‘True, Charles, true … but until I am out of the cage how can I pursue them?’
‘Patience. A year or so … and all that Your Highness desires will be yours.’
‘An establishment of my own … an income worthy of my rank … a place in politics …’
Fox laughed. ‘And all you have to cultivate now is … patience.’
There was no sense in not enjoying life during the waiting period. He had his mistresses. Dally was pregnant and swore he was the father but everyone said it could as well have been Cholmondeley. The Prince shrugged his shoulders; the idea of being a father rather appealed to him and when the child was born she was christened Georgiana. There were several light affairs which pleased him; he dared not become deeply involved as he had been with Perdita. His visits to Mrs Armistead were growing less and less frequent. He would always remember her with gratitude and he really believed that she was one of his few mistresses with whom he could remain friends, but he needed change; he needed variety. He sighed for the surrender of his dearest Duchess Georgiana of Devonshire, but while she remained one of his best friends she declined to become his mistress.
Life was full of excitement and passing as quickly as could be hoped. Politics with Burke, Fox and Sheridan; visiting tailors with Petersham; studying the art of fencing and boxing with Angelo; going about the town by day and night – often incognito.
Those were the exciting times.
One night with several of his friends he attended a masquerade in the costume of a Spanish Grandee. Heavily disguised he always enjoyed luring people on to talk of the Prince or the King and sometimes he would reveal his identity but not at others.
On this particular occasion he saw a tall willowy girl in the costume of a nun and decided that she should be his partner. As he went to claim her a masked sailor stood in his way and told him to move off for the lady was not for him.
‘That,’ said the Prince, ‘is where you are wrong, my dear fellow.’
‘It is you who are wrong, fellow,’ was the reply. ‘Now you will leave us if you are wise.’
‘It is you who need to be wise. Come.’
The Prince seized the nun about the waist, but the sailor had pushed him aside, and put his arm about her.
‘Is that the manner in which you treat a nun?’ asked the Prince.
‘Your opinion was not asked!’ was the retort.
The nun moved closer to the sailor and this annoyed the Prince. He believed that even disguised as he was all ladies should prefer him.
‘And you, Madam,’ he said, ‘does your character fit the robes you wear as well as your charming shape does? I doubt it … I doubt it … indeed.’
‘Sir, you are insulting a lady.’
‘Sir, you are insulting me.’
The sailor let out a burst of laughter, which angered the Prince.
‘Where did you find her?’ asked the Prince. ‘On Portsmouth Point?’ As this was the notorious spot where prostitutes waited for the sailors the lady uttered a shrill protest and several other sailors came up to ask who this fellow was who was daring to insult the navy and their ladies.
One of the sailors moved menacingly towards the Prince, his attendants immediately closed round him, but the sailor escort of the nun came forward and struck the Prince in the chest. The Prince, well versed in fisticuffs by Angelo’s expert tuition, immediately retaliated and a crowd gathered to see the fight.
There was a general uproar and constables were called. Everyone began talking at once and the ringleaders – the Spanish Grandee and the sailor – were seized and marched off to the watch house, much to the consternation of the Prince’s attending squires.
But the Prince was in fact enjoying the adventure.
In the watch house he and the sailor were ordered to take off their masks.
The Prince did so with a flourish and the gasp of dismay which followed delighted him. It was the turn of the sailor; and there standing before the Prince was his brother William.
They stared at each other and burst out laughing.
‘So, William, it is you!’ cried the Prince.
‘So, George, it is you!’ echoed William.
They fell into each other’s arms and embraced and laughed until the tears ran down their cheeks while the constables looked on, not knowing what to do.
‘You young rip,’ cried the Prince, ‘what were you doing at a masquerade?’
‘Exactly the same as you were.’
‘And what were your intentions regarding that nun?’
‘The same as yours, brother.’
This seemed so funny to the brothers that they could not stop laughing; and when the Prince’s attendants arrived breathless and anxious at the watch house, the Prince cried out that he wished all the people concerned in this adventure to receive a guinea apiece to compensate them for their trouble.
The brothers went off arm-in-arm; but of course it was impossible to keep such an adventure secret; and since the King had commanded that nothing regarding the Prince’s conduct should be held back from him, he eventually had an account of it.
He talked to the Queen about it. What was the world coming to? America lost; and the Prince appearing in brawls with his young brother. If the others went the way of the Prince of Wales, he did not know what would become of them all.
‘I have not slept for ten nights, thinking of them. Not ten nights. You understand that, eh, what?’