Skip looked annoyed. “Are you saying that crime is a by-product of brain cancer?”
“I’m just saying what I read. But the article did provide references to other examples of horrendous behavior directly linked to brain abnormalities. And it does make sense, doesn’t it?”
Bruce cleared his throat. “So we should assume that Bernie Madoff’s Ponzi scheme was hatched in a nasty little cyst in his cerebral cortex?”
“Bruce, for goodness’ sake,” interjected Mena. “Patty isn’t saying that at all.”
He shook his head grimly. “Strikes me as a slippery path, folks. Leads to zero responsibility, doesn’t it? First it was ‘Satan made me do it.’ Then it was ‘My deprived childhood made me do it.’ Now we’ve got this new one: ‘My tumor made me do it.’ Where does the excuse-making stop?”
His vehemence created an awkward silence. Mena, in what Gurney guessed was her habitual role of social director and peacemaker, tried to divert everyone’s attention to a less fraught topic. “Madeleine, I heard a rumor that you were getting chickens. Is that true?”
“It’s more than a rumor. There are three lovely little hens and a charmingly arrogant young rooster living temporarily in our barn. Crowing and clucking and making all sorts of wonderful little chicken sounds. They really are amazing to watch.”
Mena cocked her head curiously. “Living temporarily in your barn?”
“They’re waiting down there for their permanent home to be built—out in back of our patio.” She pointed at the area outside the French doors.
“Make sure the coop is secure,” said Patty with worried smile. “Because all sorts of creatures prey on chickens, and the poor things are nearly defenseless.”
Bruce leaned forward in his chair. “You know about the weasel problem?”
“Yes, we know all about that,” said Madeleine quickly, as if to ward off any description of how weasels kill chickens.
He lowered his voice, seemingly for dramatic effect. “Possums are worse.”
Madeleine blinked. “Possums?”
Iona stood up abruptly, excused herself, and headed for the restroom in the hallway.
“Possums,” he repeated ominously. “They look like bumbling little creatures with a tendency to end up as roadkill. But let one into a chicken coop? You’ll see a completely different animal—crazed by the taste of blood.” He looked around the table as if he were telling a horror story to children around a midnight campfire. “That harmless little possum will tear every chicken in that coop to pieces. As though his true purpose in life was to rip every living thing around him to bloody shreds.”
There was a stunned silence, broken finally by Skip. “Of course, possums aren’t the only problem.” This, perhaps due to its timing or tone, provoked bursts of laughter. But Skip went on earnestly. “You have to watch out for coyotes, foxes, hawks, eagles, raccoons. Lots of things out there like to eat chickens.”
“Fortunately, there’s a simple solution to all those problems,” said Bruce with peculiar relish. “A nice twelve-gauge shotgun!”
Apparently sensing that her diversion of the conversation into the world of chickens was a mistake, Mena attempted a U-turn. “I’d like to get back to where we were when Dave walked into the room. I’d love to hear his perspective on crime and punishment in our society today.”
“Me too,” enthused Patty. “I’d especially like to hear what he has to say about evil.”
Gurney swallowed a bite of lasagna and stared at her cherubic face. “Evil?”
“Do you believe there is such a thing?” she asked. “Or is it a fictional concept like witches and dragons?”
He found the question irritating. “I think ‘evil’ can be a useful word.”
“So you do believe in it,” interjected Margo from the other end of the table, sounding like a debater scoring a hostile point.
“I’m aware of a common human experience for which ‘evil’ is a useful word.”
“What experience would that be?”
“Doing what you know in your heart to be wrong.”
“Ah,” said Patty with an approving light in her eyes. “There was a famous yogi who said, ‘The handle on the razor of evil cuts more deeply than its blade.’ ”
“Sounds like a fortune cookie to me,” said Bruce. “Try telling it to the victims of the Mexican drug lords.”
Iona looked at him with no discernible emotion. “It’s like a lot of those sayings. ‘The harm I do to you, twice that much I do to me.’ There are so many ways of talking about karma.”
Bruce shook his head. “Far as I’m concerned, karma’s a crock. If a murderer has already done twice as much damage to himself as to the one he’s murdered—which seems like a pretty neat trick—does that mean that you shouldn’t bother to convict and execute him? That puts you in a ridiculous position. If you believe in karma, there’s no point in bothering to arrest and punish murderers. But if you want murderers arrested and punished, then you have to agree that karma’s a crock.”
Mena jumped in happily. “So we’re back to the issue of crime and punishment. Here’s my question for Dave. In America we seem to be losing faith in our criminal justice system. You worked in that world for over twenty years, right?”
He nodded.
“You know its weak points and strong points, what works and what doesn’t. So you must have some pretty good ideas about what needs to change. I’d love to hear your thoughts.”
The question was about as appealing to him as an invitation to do a jig on the table. “I don’t think change is possible.”
“But there’s so much wrong,” said Skip, leaning forward. “So many opportunities for improvement.”
Patty, on a different wavelength, said pleasantly, “Swami Shishnapushna used to say that detectives and yogis were brothers in different garments, equal seekers after the truth.”
Gurney looked doubtful. “I’d like to think of myself as a seeker of truth, but I’m probably just an exposer of lies.”
Patty’s eyes widened, appearing to find something more profound in this than Gurney had intended.
Mena tried to get things back on point. “So, if you could take over the system tomorrow, Dave, what would you change?”
“Nothing.”
“I can’t believe that. It’s such an obvious mess.”
“Of course it’s a mess. But every piece of the mess benefits someone in power. And it’s a mess nobody wants to think about.”
Bruce waved his hand dismissively. “Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. Simple! Thinking’s not the solution, it’s the problem.”
“A kick in the balls for a kick in the balls!” cried Skip with an addled grin.
Mena pursued her point with Gurney. “You said you wouldn’t change anything. Why not?”
He hated conversations like this. “You know what I really think about our wretched criminal justice system? I think the terrible truth is that it’s as good as it’s going to get.”
That created the longest silence of the evening. Gurney focused on his lasagna.
The pale Iona, a frown contending with her Mona Lisa smile, was the first to speak. “I have a question. One that bothers me. It’s been on my mind a lot lately, and I haven’t been able to decide on an answer.” She was gazing down at her nearly empty plate, slowly guiding a single pea across the center of it with the tip of her knife.
“This may sound silly, but it’s serious. Because I think a totally honest answer would reveal a lot about a person. So it bothers me that I can’t decide. What does that kind of indecision say about me?”