the bow and quiver fit nicely on her back. Her thick fur prevented
it from sliding, unlike the halo.
Hailey walked in just as I was setting the table for dinner.
“Oh, look at Fuzzy Cupid,” Hailey said as she stepped in the door
and kicked off her shoes. Fuzzy did a circle dance at her feet as
she showed off her costume. I walked over to Hailey and tried to
pull her into my arms. Her purse hit me squarely in the stomach
before I could get close to her. “Sorry.” Hailey stepped back to toss
it aside. She gave me a quick peck before she reached for Fuzzy.
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“Don’t pet her, she shot me with an arrow today.”
“Oh, yeah?” Hailey gave Fuzzy a pat anyway. “Show me
where and I’ll kiss it.”
“I’ll have to show you later. It’s hidden under my clothes.”
“Forget later, show me now.”
Fuzzy yipped her displeasure at being ignored. “I guess you
can pet the cupid while I serve dinner. I’m sure she won’t mind if
you relieve her of her gear.”
I watched them as I put the Châteaux Briand onto our plates.
Hailey took off Fuzzy’s costume and scratched her belly. “Now
this is all the petting you’re gonna get out of me, I want to pet
Shannon tonight.”
I moved the potatoes onto the plates and set them on the
table as Hailey washed her hands in the kitchen sink. I told her
the bedroom was off-limits since I’d moved her necklace to the
middle of the heart on the bed. She kissed me again before taking
a seat at the table and rolling up her sleeves.
“My favorite,” she said as she sniffed the air above her plate.
“How did you know?”
“I didn’t, it’s just what I picked out.”
“Excellent choice.” Hailey took a bite of her steak and sighed.
“Your dessert is hidden all around this apartment. I’ll tell you
that there are six, but that’s the only hint you’ll get out of me.”
“Hmm.” Hailey took a sip of her wine and looked around. “For
every one I find, you have to take off an article of clothing.”
I met her daring look. “Deal.”
“Damn it, you’re gonna make me rush through this meal,”
Hailey said before taking a bite of her salad.
“Ms. H sent me some wonderful gifts today. It’s a shame you
did away with her because I was gonna rock her world.”
Hailey tucked her hair behind her ear and smiled. “Pity,” she
said. I watched as her eye caught something in the kitchen and a
smile spread across her face. “Be right back.” She walked straight
into the kitchen and plucked the red box off the wine rack and
returned with a triumphant smile. “Lose the pants.”
I stood and pulled off my khakis. Hailey frowned. “I wish
you would’ve worn a shorter shirt.”
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“Pity, guess you’re gonna have to find another heart to see
the rest.”
Hailey took another bite of her steak, her eyes smoldering.
“You smell nice.”
“Compliments of Ms. H.” I lowered my voice to a seductive
tone. “She knows what I like.”
Hailey turned around in her seat and stood again. This heart
was hidden better, but she managed to spot it leaning against her
books on the shelf. She returned to the table and laid it atop the
other one. “The shirt this time.”
“Ah-ah, that one’s from Fuzzy, see the teeth marks.”
Hailey pursed her lips. “You didn’t mention anything about
Fuzzy when we made the deal. I think we should compromise.”
I lifted a brow. “State your terms.”
Hailey’s gaze roamed over me. “Are you wearing a bra?”
I shook my head as a smile curved Hailey’s lips. “Unbutton the
shirt.” Her eyes moved to my chest as I loosened each button.
“I don’t think this is very fair. I’m half-naked and you’re still
fully dressed.”
“I’d really like to take my pants off,” Hailey said. “You’re
making me uncomfortable in a good way.”
“So do it.” Hailey unbuttoned her pants and wiggled around
in her chair until she got them over her thighs. She kicked them
off without ever standing.
“Okay, I feel cheated. I was expecting some sort of provocative
dance.”
“I’m shy.” Hailey smiled over the top of her glass before she
took a sip.
“You’re shy? I had you in every position imaginable last
night.” I took a sip of my wine and grinned. “You don’t want to
admit that I worked you out good and you’re sore.”
Hailey’s grin was as cocky as mine when she replied, “I can
handle anything you dish out.”
I looked over at my half-eaten steak and pushed it away. Hailey
took a sip of her wine, her green eyes were full of challenge.
“Two hearts down, and two are in the bedroom where you
can’t go.”
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“I don’t need the two in the bedroom to have you naked,”
Hailey said with a shake of her head. She set her glass on the
table and smiled. “One is in the windowsill, the other is mixed in
with the DVDs. Do I have to physically fetch them to make them
count?”
I polished off my glass of wine and shook my head.
“Panties first.” I stood and slipped them off. Hailey scooted
her chair back from the table. “Come here.”
I did as she asked and wound both hands into her curly hair,
pulled her head back, and kissed her as I straddled her lap. “Is this
what you had in mind?” I looked down into her eyes.
Hailey’s smile was firmly fixed. “All day long.” She tugged
on my shirt until I sat on her lap. “Happy Valentine’s Day,” she
whispered against my neck as she covered it with kisses.
Something hard pressed against my stomach. I pulled back
suddenly and nearly fell off her lap. “What is that?”
“Your Valentine’s Day gift.” Hailey’s smile was huge. “I
heard you like them so much that you actually sank to stealing
one. Now I know why you were vibrating that night.”
“That bitch.” I tried to stand. Hailey was laughing hard as she
pulled me back to her.
“Alicia was really drunk and embarrassed when she told me
the story, and the only reason she did was because she thought
you were mad at her.”
“I’m furious with her, even more so now.”
“Forget her.” Hailey pulled me tight against her.
“Have you been wearing that thing all day?” I asked when
Hailey resumed her kisses, turning my anger into something else.
“No, I stopped at your apartment before I came here. I bit one
of your cookies, though.”
“Let me see it.” I tried to wiggle from her hold.
“I’d rather you feel it.” Hailey tightened her grip. “It’s two-
sided and it’s putting pressure on my—” Her eye lids fluttered
when I pushed against it.
The thought of the other end being inside of Hailey sent chills
down my spine. “We can go into the bedroom now.”
Hailey shook her head. “Walking in here and collecting those
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two hearts nearly killed me.” She leaned down and sucked one of
my nipples into her mouth, gently biting before she released it.