'You're working with the Feds. You were center stage at the seminar last weekend.'
Grace frowned at him. She didn't do facial expressions often, which made them strangely precious. 'It's just work, Magozzi.'
'Tommy told us a little about what was going on. It's not your everyday average security-system setup. It's big. You never mentioned it.'
Her frown deepened, almost making a line between her brows, but not quite. You want to know what I'm doing every minute, every day?'
Oh yeah. That was exactly what he wanted. 'Of course not. It just pissed me off to hear the FBI's sitting on some new kind of Internet-connected homicide without sharing info with the cops. We're the guys on the ground. If this stuff is really happening all over the country, we ought to get some sort of heads-up.'
'Only five confirmed so far.'
'Oh, good. I feel better. So they're bringing in outside geeks because their geeks couldn't trace the posts, right? And they brought us in on absolutely nothing. Every decent- size department in the country works the Internet, and yet Tommy gets a private invitation instead of through protocol channels. Is there a gag order on this thing?'
Grace blew out breath. 'Not that I know of. They're just trying to get something in place the locals can use before they bring everybody on board, which is where Monkeewrench comes in. And if you want to know anything more, you can come back to the kitchen instead of standing out here being a puke. I've got things on the stove.'
Magozzi blinked as she stomped away down the hall. Puke?
He walked into the kitchen and was immediately assaulted by food aromas that mellowed his mind. He'd read somewhere that the most sexually stimulating aroma for a man was cinnamon, but all he could smell was garlic, which probably was a good indicator of the way the night was going to go. "You have something to drink?'
'Wine? Beer?'
'Something stronger.'
She set a whiskey, straight up, at the wooden table and sat down next to him. 'Bad day?'
Magozzi sipped at the whiskey before he spoke again. 'We had a floater.'
Grace winced. 'I hate that term.'
'Makes it easier. Less personal.'
'Homicide?'
'No. Anant called just before I left the office. No bruising, hyoid bone intact, blood alcohol through the roof. It's off our desk, just not out of our minds yet. Plus, Tommy gave us a look at the Cleveland homicide video, which didn't do a whole lot to make the day brighter.'
'Shall I try to cheer you up?'
'Go for it.'
'Harley's got a Fed in his house.'
Magozzi actually smiled. 'Dead?'
'Not yet. He's going to work with us on the software the Bureau wants us to create.'
Which is?'
'They want a program to separate staged death scenes on the Web from the real thing.'
'Sounds impossible.'
Grace shrugged. We've got some ideas. The agent brought us the classified films and files, and a huge stack of fringe sites that pop in and out on the Net we have to look at. It's creepy stuff, Magozzi, especially the fetish sites.'
He nodded. 'We saw a few of those at the Cyber Crimes happy golf weekend last spring. Sex stuff, sadomasochism, like that.'
'It's a lot worse than that. People are acting out murders on instant messaging, taking turns being the victim and the killer…'
'How do you act out a murder on instant messaging?'
Grace made a sour-pickle face. 'It's really depraved. They text this crap. One writes something like, "I'm plunging the knife into your stomach", then the other one writes back, "Oh my God, oh my God, I feel it going in, the blade is cold, my blood is hot…'"
'Jesus.'
'Yeah. And as disgusting as the texting is, the photos are worse, especially on the specific fetish sites. There's one totally dedicated to drowning, by the way.'
Magozzi reached for his whiskey to get the bad taste of sick people out of his mouth. Yeah, well, let me know if you run across film of someone holding a bride underwater.'
Charlie pushed his nose under Magozzi's arm, demanding attention, shifting the focus from all the weirdness in the world to more important things, like getting your ears scratched. 'Good old Charlie,' Magozzi bent to give him a doggy massage, and then realized that Grace hadn't said anything for a while. He looked up to see her staring at him. What?'
She reached for his glass and took a sip, which was frightening. Grace hated whiskey. 'Nothing, really. Probably just a coincidence. We pulled a staged drowning off one of the fetish sites this morning, with a victim in a wedding dress. But it wasn't real.'
'How do you know?'
We did some tinkering with the resolution. Turns out it wasn't a bride at all. Just some guy in a wedding dress and a wig'
Magozzi closed his eyes.
Gino had a belly full of Angela's lasagna, a glass of terrific Chianti at his side, the Twins game on the big screen, and the massage cushion on shiatsu mode. Maybe there was some guy in the world who had it better than he did at the moment, but he couldn't imagine who it would be.
'Daddy?'
Such a gentle whisper from the doorway, somehow attached to the corners of the mouth so he smiled every time he heard it. 'Hey, kiddo. Have a seat. Top of the ninth and a tie ball game.'
'Whoopee.' Helen sat in the chair next to him. She was almost sixteen, and scary beautiful. This year she'd go to her first prom with some sweaty-palmed, hormone-heavy scuzzball teenager who had pimples on his face and probably a condom in his wallet, and Gino was pretty sure he'd never survive the experience.
'Okay, Daddy. Why did you try to put a block on YouTube?'
Gino closed his eyes. 'Not just YouTube. I blocked MySpace, MyPage, a bunch of others. Took me hours.'
Yeah, I know. You kind of suck at it, though.'
'Excuse me?'
Your blocks were lame, Daddy. You want me to show you how to do it?'
What do you mean my blocks were lame? I followed the instructions to the letter.'
Helen actually patted his head. He loved it when she did that, and he hated it. It was affection and patronization, all at the same time. 'A toddler could have busted through those blocks. You have to work on your computer skills.'
Gino jabbed the mute button and wished he'd been born a hundred years before that jerk had gone into his garage and decided that personal computers were the future. Some fucking future. Sex and snuff films in every kid's bedroom. Christ. 'Computers are evil. Spawn of Satan. The downfall of civilization, and I don't want you online ever again.'
Helen giggled, which was humiliating.
'Seriously, Helen. There are things popping on those sites I blocked-'
'Tried to block.'
'Whatever. There are things on those sites I don't want you to see.'
'Okay.'
'Okay, what?'
'You don't have to block the sites, Daddy. Just tell me to stay off them and I will.'
'Really?'
She smiled and bent to kiss his forehead, which was what her mother did when she thought he was being endearingly stupid. 'Really. Nite-nite.'
The phone rang before her slippered feet hit the top step.
'Rolseth.'
'Film of our waterlogged boy bride was posted to the Web last night.'
'No way.'
'I'm looking at it on Grace's computer right now.'
Who is this?'