Speckbauer seemed to think about Felix’s words. He sighed and shifted a little.
“Maria,” he muttered. He stopped rubbing at his eyes and looked at Franzi.
“Didn’t I tell you,” he said. Franzi said nothing but made a small shrug. Felix imagined his grandparents upstairs, listening.
“Okay,” said Speckbauer then. “I’ll get to the point here. It’ll save you all these theatrics. You wonder, don’t you, why Franzi and I are up here. ‘Where’s everyone else?’ you wonder. ‘If these two coppers are the real thing, they would pull out all the stops and have police crawling all over the area.’ Right?”
Felix waited for him to continue.
“Back to the dead men in the forest. Remember I said they shouldn’t be there?”
Felix nodded.
“That sounds stupid, no? I mean, they’re not there by choice.
It wasn’t just their mistake being there. No. A mistake was made by whoever shot them. Someone did something unplanned. ‘Off the radar.’ ‘Freelance,’ you could say.”
“You believe a local killed them, then.”
“I don’t know,” said Speckbauer. “What do you think?”
“I don’t know how a local could get those two, two strangers, into the woods like that.”
“They walked,” said Speckbauer. “That’s how.”
“Voluntarily?”
“They trusted who they were with,” said Speckbauer. “They knew him, or they knew them. My bet is that one of them was getting a bit suspicious. The one with the diamond in his guts.”
“You think he just swallowed it up there on that track?”
“No. Of course not. It wouldn’t have made its way to where they found it. ‘An hour’ is what those lab rats told me, the pathology people. But one of the two was suspicious for a while.”
“It’s not getting any clearer.”
“How do you gain a person’s trust? Answer me that.”
“Trust?” said Felix. “I don’t know. Help them some way?”
“Let’s say you’re a foreigner.”
Felix’s annoyance and his clouded thoughts suddenly evaporated.
“Language.”
“Right. You speak the language. That’s a start. A few words, at least.”
“Well, you know Serbo-Croatian,” said Felix.
“Badly,” said Speckbauer quickly. “I think I have a mental block against it.”
Then his eyes settled, unfocused, on the table.
“And it has held me back, held us back, I must say, that lack of follow-up. I stopped being able to assimilate my learning in SerboCroatian some time ago. It was the day my colleague became a human fireball. It was on a shitty little side street in a shithole city in the former-shitty-Yugoslavia. Got that?”
His gaze went to the window. His fingers began to drum slowly on the table top.
“What were you doing in Yugoslavia? The Gendarmerie doesn’t do that stuff.”
“Did I say we were Gendarmerie then? Imagine for a moment that there are far-seeing people who run things in the Interior Ministry. Let’s say they realize that to beat these guys, you have to be as flexible as they are — the bad guys, I mean. You’d be smart enough not to broadcast what you’re doing, in a law-abiding social democracy like Austria.”
“How long ago?”
“Six years in August. ‘James Bond’ came home. And he never went back.”
“So you were some kind of, I don’t know, agent then?”
Speckbauer almost grinned, but the effect was merely a grimace.
“Yes. A bad one.”
“And now?”
“And now I am sitting here in the lovely mountains of my native Austria, ‘never more to roam,’ as our great poet of river and forest Rossegger would say. Where things should be much simpler.”
Felix did not know what to say.
“Anyway. This shouldn’t concern you. Back to the not-sosimple matter at hand here. Apparently you want a battalion of Gendarmerie to guard your grandparents.”
“Don’t make a joke out of it.”
“It certainly would make a joke out of things if you had your wish. Think for a moment. Not many people know you’re here. That was part of the idea, remember.”
It did seem like an age ago, Felix thought.
“Well what happened? Passing along the road out there, someone anyone would look over and see your car. So: that brings us back to the ‘local,’ doesn’t it? That’s why I wanted you in on this, or at least available. The extra edge: local. You.”
“I didn’t get any James Bond training,” Felix said.
Something seemed to have given way in Speckbauer’s voice now when he spoke.
“Let me tell you something,” he went on. “This from a guy who did get the ‘James Bond’ training. It isn’t foolproof. Sure, I have the badge, the hardware, and we were given room to be, shall I say ‘flexible’ but you don’t know what it takes away.”
“Sleep?”
“Forget sleep. Think marriage. Two marriages, if you count Franzi’s. But in his case it was different. His missus didn’t want to be a nurse to the freak that came home from the hospital. She’d signed on for glamour, you see? Franzi was quite the performer, yes.
But in my case, I was an adulterer, not the common kind. No this wasn’t soap opera stuff. It was that I became obsessed with my work after, after our ‘holiday’ in Zagreb.”
“You and him?”
“Yeah. We share a place. No, we’re not gay. ‘Adjusting to circumstances.’ It’s about money, and convenience. Franzi’s antics are over, I think. His grafts are getting better every year. He hasn’t wrecked every stick of furniture for a year. Punching windows has definitely fallen off. That’s progress.”
Felix glanced over at Franzi.
“So now you chase these people, but only inside Austria? For the Gendarmerie?”
“What did you learn in training? Who do you work for?”
“‘The Austrian people.’”
“The fact is you work for the Interior Ministry. So do we. Yes, Franzi and I, we still chase bad guys. Our bad guys are not the usual gallery, the low-lifes you’ll find in Graz, or Vienna, say. We are allowed to be particular. But most of our housecleaning goes on in Graz. God decided on the eighth day the day that no one knows about to situate Graz close to the lunatics to the south, the east.
Know any history? ‘Balkans’…?”
“A bit. A guy, a student, Gavrilo Princip shot Franz Ferdinand, Austrian bigwig.”
“Twenty million died with three bullets,” said Speckbauer.
“Look over Hitler’s shoulder and point at the same cause. War reparations, did they teach you that…?”
“I can’t remember being taught about it, but I know about them.”
“Good. Anyway, back to Graz. Franzi and I work with a section of the Criminal Police. Yes, we’re on loan to the Kripo. Actually, our original supervisors couldn’t wait to ship us out when things went to hell. Imagine that trafficking, smuggling thing is a big pipe, a big sewer pipe that comes from down there. Well, if we were plumbers, our expertise is in the steady leak. A lot of the officials down there in Croatia are on the take. You know that? The smart ones are the smilers who never get their hands dirty, of course.
Who’s to say one of them didn’t give the nod for whoever tried to torch Franzi that night? Well he didn’t end up wearing his wooden pyjamas in the end, as you can see.”
Speckbauer’s voice trailed off then, and he returned to studying the tabletop. Franzi’s breath was whistling in his nose. Maybe he was asleep after all.
When Speckbauer looked up again, Felix could not decide if it was a smile or a sneer on his face.
“I am not a betting man,” Speckbauer murmured. “But I will chase any chance I can find, any chance, to find my way to the one who tipped off those people that day.”
The eyes bored into Felix’s now, even as Speckbauer nodded slowly, twice.
“No matter where they are.”
THIRTY-THREE
To Felix, it seemed that the lull that followed lasted for many minutes. He was dimly aware of Franzi’s slow movement, and re-settling, and a belief that the three men were listening to the morning sounds of distant birdsong, and the occasional creak from the beams in the old house.