Howard led Nick to the counter and they waited politely in the otherwise empty office as the hillbilly or mountain man or whatever he was carried on ’bout the damned government or some such, and the girl listened with half an ear and half a brain, and kept saying, “But the papers aren’t ready yet.”
She was just letting him blow some steam and after a while he seemed to settle down and stepped aside, and Howard pushed his way to the counter, pulling his identification and announcing himself as Deputy Director Utey, Federal Bureau of Investigation.
It was only then that Nick looked up into the face of the man they’d rammed aside, and behind the blond beard and under the deep tan, realized he was looking into the gray eyes of Bob the Nailer.
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
Nick was fast; Bob was faster.
“Don’t you do it, son,” he said, the.45 Colt automatic a blue blur as it rose from nowhere and locked onto Nick’s chest. Bob’s voice was dead calm, dead serious.
Nick’s hand had flashed to his own Smith, his fingers were wrapped around the shaft of the piece – a very good speed draw, in fact, by Bureau standards – but he was dead by a clean three-tenths of a second if Bob so chose.
Nick put his hands up.
“Hey, what – ” Howard said.
“You boys just relax. Young lady, you relax too. I came only to get my old hound Mike, and no man should have to die for so silly a thing as a dog that’s been dead a month or so, right, Memphis?”
There was a weirdly cheerful crackle in his voice.
The girl behind the counter sat back and her eyes got big as eggs. Howard, meanwhile, was still not quite with it.
“Who – ”
“Howard, it’s him, it’s Swagger. He beat us here – no, he set us up. Isn’t that right?”
“You, older guy, don’t you do anything stupid, even if you do look stupid. Gun out, left hand reaching around, set it on the counter, just like the kid here.”
“Mr. Swagger, there are federal agents all arou – ”
“Just do it, old man, there’s a good boy.”
It stunned Nick how calm Bob was.
Howard’s big Model 19 came out, went onto the countertop delicately.
“Young lady, pick each one up by the barrel and put ’em in that wastebasket over there.”
She did as she was told, shaking all the way.
“Now, young lady, I want you to lie down on the floor over there by the wall and curl up, with your hands over your ears. You just stay there. If you hear shooting, you just stay there. You’ll be fine if you just stay there.”
The girl, a blonde with a murky face, did just that, sinking to the floor.
“Swagger,” said Howard, “give it up. You won’t make it out. If we don’t get you today, we’ll get you tomorrow. We have a thousand men on this.”
“You just shut your mouth, sir,” said Bob. “Now y’all come with me, smiling like we’re old pals, you being just a touch ahead. Remember I can put the third of three bullets into each of you before you feel the first two. Now let’s go. We’re headed back past three halls, then turning to the right. Then you, Memphis, you’re going to tell the man there, a Dr. Nivens I believe, how it’s time to give up on the dog’s body and send it on to Washington for further tests. You pick it up. Then we’re going to walk out to my truck, and I’m going to drive off. And nobody has to get hurt over a damn dog. Fair enough?”
“Swagger, we have six eight-man reactive squads in the area. We can have a SWAT team here in three minutes. We have choppers and dogs. You’ll never get it done. It’s over. You shouldn’t have come back.”
“I came back to bury my old dog, and nobody’s going to stop me. Now let’s get going.”
The three of them walked stiffly through the swinging doors.
“Now up here, to the left. You boys put him in the human morgue. That’s proper, because he’s a better man than most men, I’ll tell you.”
They reached the morgue.
“Here we are, Memphis. Don’t fuck this up like you fucked up Tulsa. You hit the first time, Pork.”
Nick blanched; his shame, yanked up out of the past on him. How had he known?
“Yes?”
It was Nivens, the county coroner, who’d done the autopsy on the dog.
“Uh, Dr. Nivens, my name’s Nick Memphis, FBI,” Nick said. Nick drew out his credentials and the three of them faced the runty little doctor.
“We’ve, uh, we’ve decided to send the dog’s body on to Washington for further testing and – ”
“Oh, God, Bob, Jesus, don’t shoot – ”
The doctor had recognized Bob even as Nick was talking. So Bob pulled the Colt out and said, “Now, don’t do anything stupid, Doc, I just come to get my damned poor old dog. Give him to this young fool here.”
But in the face of the pistol, the doctor simply surrendered; he was one of those natural victims eager to give up. He went to his knees and blubbered at Bob not to shoot him because he had three children, a mortgage, a sick wife.
“Where’s the dog, dammit?” Bob asked.
The doctor mumbled something about Number 7, and Bob gave Nick a shove in the direction of the drawer marked 7. Nick ambled over to it. He had a Colt Agent.38 snub in a ballistic nylon holster strapped to his ankle, in accordance with the new Bureau reg that permitted backup guns in units with high-contact probability, but the problem with an ankle carry is its awkwardness. He’d never get to the piece, get it unstrapped, get it into his big hands and find a shooting position before Bob had shot him several dozen times. But he knew that Howard had a piece on his ankle also and he was afraid that Howard, now furiously ashamed to be taken so easily and caught up in the drama of a collapsing career, might lose it and go for the piece and get himself and probably everyone else in the room killed.
Nick slid open the drawer; it was cool inside. The dog, wrapped in a human body bag, was light enough. He hoisted it.
“Fine,” said Bob, watching him, watching the doctor, watching poor Howard, “now bring him over here.”
“Swagger, give it up,” said Howard, “before somebody innocent gets hurt.”
“Now, sir,” said Bob, courtly as ever, “you just mind your own business and nothing sudden will happen to anybody. All’s I want is to bury my dog.”
Suddenly, they heard sirens.
“Colonel?” It was one of Payne’s men, an ex-cop, and he’d just caught up with Shreck in the corridor.
“Yes?”
“It’s Jack, in the Electrotek 5400 in Arkansas. He’s just monitored an FBI report from outside Blue Eye to the effect that they’ve got Bob Lee Swagger caught in the Polk County Health Complex. They’re just this second bringing in their SWAT teams and snipers, and the state cops and the local cops are pouring all kinds of stuff into the place.”
Shreck’s eyes acquired the color of ball bearings.
“I want you to get to Operations and bring it up off the shortwave on loudspeaker. I’ll be there in a second. And clear the room. I want to hear this one without a lot of asshole chatter from the teams.”
“Yes, sir.”
“All right,” said Shreck.
He felt nothing: no elation, no dizzying blast of happiness, no relief. He was a professional. But in the tunnel that was his mind, he had just a split second of pleasure. It was about to end.
He raced toward Operations.
“All right,” said Bob, gesturing to Howard and the doctor. “Y’all lie down on the floor. Keep your heads down and don’t try anything foolish. You, chubby, you’re coming with me. Bring the dog.”
Abruptly, they stepped through the swinging doors, leaving the stunned victims in the morgue.
“Hold it,” Bob commanded.
He positioned himself next to the doors, and two seconds later they blew open to reveal Howard with his little.38 on a rampage, and Bob simply clipped him between the eyes with the hard butt of the.45, in a kind of insolent, backhanded swat, sending him down to the floor with a thump, his little revolver clattering away.