I’ll leave it, I say as I get up from the chair. John and Noah jump up as I come through the door and ask what went on, and I tell them I’m done with this, that I’m leaving. John tells me that I can expect to be arrested before the day is over. His tone is severe, and at this point he genuinely seems alarmed. I shuffle in place and don’t know what to do. I’m panicked but I still have money in my account and think if I can just get a pile of sleeping pills and a gallon of vodka I can probably keep this going a few more days and then end it. I am in the waiting room of a psychiatrist’s office surrounded by people most of whom I don’t know and I begin to sway from the many nights without sleep, the hit I just took in the bathroom, and the wine from before. My head roars with the talk of cops at the apartment, DEA files, getting arrested. I freeze. I stand there and have no idea what to do. I want to run. I want to collapse. I don’t want to be arrested. I want Noah to hold me. I want to get high and wipe all this away. I want to be wiped away.
John finally says, Why don’t you just hang on, let’s slow down. I know a guy at the Carlyle Hotel a few blocks away who can secure a safe room for you to rest in and think about what to do. Let’s just dial this down a little and get you somewhere safe. Somewhere safe sounds good, and for the first time all day I trust John, have a new sense that he is who he says he is and that he’s just trying to keep me from taking off into the city and getting arrested. I agree.
Within an hour I’m in a large, old-fashioned-looking room at the Carlyle with John’s colleague, Brian. Brian is quiet and tall and in his midtwenties. John asks Noah to go rest at home and says we will all convene in the morning. Noah’s eyes are worried as he gets up from the bed where he’s been sitting. Call me if you need anything, he says, and leans in to give me a hug. I squeeze him lightly, with my body held away, careful not to let my jacket pocket, where the stem and lighter are, graze his hands. The second he and John walk out the door I am relieved. I walk over to the phone, call room service, and order a large bottle of Ketel One and a bucket of ice. I am crashing and it’s time for vodka. Brian says nothing, just sits in a chair and watches quietly.
The vodka comes right away and I stuff a big water glass with ice and fill it to the brim. I ask Brian if he wants any and he laughs and says, No, thank you. I swallow down two drinks swiftly and pour a third. I tell Brian I need to take a shower and he says to go right ahead. I bring the drink into the bathroom, lock the door, and turn the shower on. The bathroom is tiny and there is no switch for a fan. But there is a small square window above the shower and I’m soon in the shower, naked and smoking what I think will be a smallish hit, but it turns out there are two or three big hits still left. I suddenly wish I’d brought the bottle of vodka in with me. I pack hits, blow the smoke out the little window into an airshaft, let the steam rise, and soon I am loose. Brian comes to the door once and asks if I am good and I say, Just unwinding in the shower. A few minutes pass and, as in the bathroom at the psychiatrist’s office, the panic of the day melts away. I decide to save a hit in the stem for later and begin to towel off. I am humming with good energy by this point and the vodka has balanced out the jittery side of the high. Fuck it, I think as I walk out into the room with just the towel cinched low on my hips. I put my coat and jeans next to the bed and bring the vodka and the ice bucket to the nightstand. I fix another drink, find the remote control, and lie down.
Brian, who I now notice is curly-haired and green-eyed and has a heavy five-o’clock shadow that reminds me of Noah, seems unfazed as I flip through the channels and drink. I ask him some questions about his job (mostly fishing professional athletes and celebrities out of hotel rooms and getting them into rehab) and what he did before (cop) and find out he has a girlfriend (nice girl, a nurse) and a small house upstate where he goes on weekends. I scooch the towel a little lower on my hips and ask if he minds if I look at porn. He says, Be my guest, and I find the Pay-per-view and hit Play. He sits there for a few minutes, laughs at my ridiculous gestures to seduce him, and says he needs to make a phone call.
As he leaves the room it occurs to me that I can get Happy up here and score a bag or two. I need cash but I don’t worry about that part as I dig the cell phone out of my coat and dial Happy’s number as fast as I can. He picks up, I say Three hundred and two stems, the name of the hotel and address, and for him to call me when he’s downstairs. Happy sounds unfazed, and I wonder if he’s delivered here before. When I hang up, I begin pacing the room, worrying about Brian coming back. Now or never, I think or say, and quickly get dressed, leave the room, get in the elevator, and step out into the lobby of the hotel. I know I have only a few minutes to score the cash and get back to the room before Brian returns. How I’ll make the exchange of money and drugs with Happy I can’t yet imagine. As the elevator doors open I panic. I think Brian must be somewhere in the lobby and is sure to see me. I head over into Bemelmans Bar and up a flight of steps into a bathroom. It’s empty, and I duck into a stall and quickly light a hit off a pipe that is charred from so much use and finally running thin on drugs. But still I pull a decent hit and decide to smash the glass in a fistful of toilet paper and flush it. I take one more big, oily burnt-tasting hit before I crush the thing under my shoe and throw it in the toilet.
The Carlyle’s dark bars and various ante-lobbies are a tricky maze, and I cross and recross the sitting area near a bank of phones several times and can’t find the exit. This goes on for a while, and as it does, my panic rises. I finally break out onto Madison Avenue and ask a nicely dressed woman if she knows where an ATM is. I worry she’ll think I’m mugging her or that she can tell I’m high, but she casually points to a Chase Bank across the street. I take out $800 and run back into the hotel and up to the room.
Brian is still out when Happy calls, and not knowing any other way, and dreading the prospect of leaving the room again, I tell him to come up but that it’s going to have to be fast. A minute later he’s in the little foyer — white sweatpants, huge earphones, wordless — and though I called for $300, I ask him if he has six and he says he has four and hands me eight bags and two stems.
The tide of relief that passes over me when the door shuts is almost as powerful as the enormous hit I pack in the shiny, clean new stem. I shove the extra stem and bags into my coat pocket, get undressed, wrap the towel around my waist, hop back on the bed, and fix a new drink. By the time Brian returns I am smoking openly and the porn is flickering on the TV screen. You scored, didn’t you? he asks, and I nod with a wicked smile on my face. Do you have any idea how close to being arrested you are? he asks, and I tell him to please relax. That I have one more night of freedom and I promise to stay put if he kicks back and lays off the talk of psych wards and cops. He agrees and sits in the chair next to the dresser.
I go through two liters of vodka and almost three bags of crack as I lie on that bed and talk to Brian and watch porn. I steer the discussion to his girlfriend, sex, and porn, and, for hours, he will manage to keep it clean on his end without disengaging.
At some point in the early morning he falls asleep. I oh-so-gently get off the bed and into my clothes, pack up my few things — phone, stem, drugs, lighter — and tiptoe out of the room, into the hall, and back to the world.