“Not a thing,” Oliver said. “Thank you, Mrs. Decker.”
“It’s Rina.” She handed him a drink. “How’s life, Detective?”
“It’s Scott.” Oliver took a swig of his beer. “Life is fine…well, passable. Thank you for having me.”
“It’s really no problem. Like Peter said, I cooked enough for an army.” She handed a glass of beer to Marge, then to Peter.
Decker took it, nodded. He knew he was exuding tension. Rina, on the other hand, was acting perfect hostess. Galled the heck out of him.
“Sit down, Rina,” Marge said.
“Yeah, sit down,” Oliver echoed.
Rina looked at Peter’s stony face. “In a minute. I have some goodies in the oven. I’ll be right back.”
She scurried out of the room.
To Decker, Marge said, “Is this a bad time, Pete?”
Decker glared at Marge. “No, it is not a bad time.”
Oliver said, “You’re pissed at her. You might try hiding it a little better. You’re embarrassing her.”
Decker said, “Who invited you?”
Oliver sat back. “Sorry.”
“What’s going on, Pete?” Marge said.
Oliver said, “They got into a tiff-”
“She eavesdropped on me!” Decker said, “Worse than that, she invited him over to the house, for chrissakes!”
“Who?” Marge said.
Decker lowered his voice. “Bram Sparks, can you believe that? She invited Bram Sparks-a murder suspect in one of the city’s biggest cases-over to my house.” He downed his beer. “I swear I don’t know what goes through that woman’s mind.”
“Did you ask her?” Marge said. “I’m sure she had her reasons.”
“I don’t care about her reasons-”
Oliver said, “What did she and Bram talk about?”
“How do I know?” Decker was annoyed.
“You didn’t ask her?”
“No, I didn’t ask her.”
“Loo, if she’s good enough friends with this guy to invite him into the house, she may have learned something germane. You gotta pump her-”
“Scott-” Marge interrupted.
Oliver said, “Don’t Scott me, Marge. Rina could be sitting on the entrance to a gold mine. We’ve got a murder to solve here.”
“Rina should be locked up with a zipper on her mouth,” Decker said.
Marge regarded him, said nothing.
Rina returned with a salver of hors d’oeuvres. She started with Marge. “I had mini-hot dogs. Before I turned around, they had been consumed by marauding teenaged boys.”
Marge said, “Where are the boys?”
Rina served Oliver. “In their room, I think.” She raised her eyebrows. “I don’t go in when the door’s closed. Don’t want to get my head bitten off.”
“And the baby?” Marge asked.
“The baby, Baruch Hashem, is sleeping.”
“How’s she doing?” Oliver asked.
“She’s a great kid. Very, very active. I’m always running after her. I’m too old for her.”
“You’re too old?” Decker said.
Rina brought the tray over to Decker. She kissed the top of his ginger head. “You’re only as old as you feel.”
“Then I must be rivaling Methuselah.”
“Have a cracker, Peter.”
He took a smoked salmon with an olive on top and glared at her. “Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.” She put the tray down on the coffee table. The phone rang. Decker stood, but Rina motioned him down. “It’s probably my mother. I’ll get it in the kitchen.”
Decker watched the sway of her rear as she disappeared behind the kitchen door. He remained standing, ate his smoked salmon. “Will you excuse me for a moment?”
He followed her into the kitchen.
Marge blew out air. “I didn’t know I was walking into Virginia Woolf. He’s overreacting to this Bram thing.”
“Nah, he’s being a guy,” Oliver said. “See, he tells us his wife spoke to Bram because he’s a friend, we get excited. Maybe she knows something that’ll help out the case. But all Deck’s thinking about is whether or not she ever fucked the guy.”
Marge didn’t answer.
Oliver lowered his voice. “I don’t know too much about women. But I know enough to never, ever ask a woman about her past. You force it out of her, she tells you, you go crazy. What does it matter anyway?”
Marge nodded.
Oliver twiddled his thumbs. “At some point, we need to know if Bram said anything important.”
“Maybe Pete doesn’t want to pry.”
“Oh believe me, Deck wants to pry. But into the personal stuff. That’s a dead end.” Oliver leaned over. “Suppose Bram had a past with her. And suppose he came to her, looking for help? Couldn’t you picture it, Margie? He’s in the shits and a looker like Rina is there, giving him all her tea and sympathy. Hell, it’s enough to make even a priest slip up. Tell her things. Deck’s gotta pump her.”
“Scott, even if Bram did tell Rina things, I’m sure they were said to her in confidence.”
“So what?” Oliver said, sipping beer. “He’s a priest. He talks, he violates his vows. But she isn’t under any oath. She shoots off her mouth, she’s just acting like a woman.”
They must have made up. Because when Rina called everyone to the table, she and Pete were all lovey-dovey. Cute, Marge thought, but nauseating. Smiling at each other, little love pats on the rears when they thought no one was looking. Marge almost wished they were still fighting.
As expected, the food was excellent. First course was a thick pea soup with diced carrots and thick marrow bones. It was followed by a butter lettuce, mandarin orange, slivered almond, and green onion salad. The entrée was rack of lamb served with a timbale of rice pilaf and a crookneck squash puree.
Copious amounts of comestibles. Marge had seconds, Decker and Oliver had thirds. Rina’s sons didn’t just eat, they devoured. Nice kids, Marge thought. Polite and attentive. Still, it was clear they were anxious to leave. As soon as they finished clearing the plates, they excused themselves, saying they had errands to run.
Rina poured coffee. Oliver eyed the cup and saucer with suspicion. “Can you die by eating too much?”
Rina said, “You know, I once read about a knight who died of a burst bladder.”
“Lovely,” Decker said.
“I’ll pass on the coffee,” Oliver said.
“Nonsense.” Rina placed the cup in front of him. “A little decaf never hurt anyone.”
“Tell that to the knight.”
Rina said, “I think the story went like this. The knight had been at a king’s banquet, had been drinking gallons and gallons of wine. Apparently, back then, one wasn’t permitted to excuse oneself from the table for any reason until the festivities were over.”
Oliver said, “Too bad trains hadn’t been invented. Otherwise, he could have gotten himself a brakeman’s companion.”
“I’ve got dessert coming,” Rina said.
“No more,” Oliver pleaded. “No more. No more.”
“Everyone can use a little sweetness in his or her life.” Rina stood at the kitchen door. “I’ll be back.”
After she left, Marge said, “She’s awfully chipper.”
“She’s a pain in the neck.” Decker smiled. “But a good kid down deep.”
“She don’t look like a kid to me,” Oliver said.
“Watch your tongue,” Decker said.
Oliver gave Decker a forced smile. “Now that you two are in good graces, think you might want to ask-”
“No.”
“Deck, she might know something.”
“It’s Loo to you and she doesn’t know anything.”
“So you asked her.”
“No, I didn’t ask her,” Decker replied. “But she doesn’t know anything. If she did, she would have told me.”
“Deck, how does she know what’s relevant?”
Marge said, “He’s got a point, Pete.”
Oliver said, “I’ll bring it up-”
“No, you won’t.”
“Just let me ask her-”
“Ask me what?” Rina said, carrying in a layer cake.