Graphite, magnetite, limonite, hematite, xanthosiderite, stilpnosiderite, turgite, goethite, lepidocrocite, aeitite, glauconite, laterite, hausmannite, braunite, manganite, I invite hard-up literary hacks to profit free of charge from this little iterative ditty. Even though I am always sorry to have to abandon a line of thought, I cannot exploit each and every one, they would take me too far too fast, some in a zigzag toward the horizon, others in a spiral toward the depths, they would lead me away from my task, this relentless work of mine, I prefer to let them go, they’ll surface here and there no doubt, the most gorgeous crystallizations are often produced a good distance from the main deposit — the way a cold takes root in one’s feet and its big fat red fruit appears in the middle of one’s face — the undersea trajectory of the shark is punctuated at very long intervals by its flashes on the surface, and the hand that was testing the water is surprised to find it pointy, then the shark dives again, its hunger satisfied but its stride unbroken; let us never forget what is hatching in the depths, everything is related so sometimes everything becomes confused, it’s not my fault, the digressions I allow myself — follow me carefully here — are not equivocations or stalling tactics, on the contrary: I accelerate round the curves, I want nothing to escape me, I want to exhaust my subject, explain matters thoroughly, I refuse to be distracted by anything that doesn’t belong — did I open the door to that adorable angel who was writhing in front of it? These digressions go from a point A to a point C, or H, or X, rather than starting at the beginning of the alphabet each time (I’m trying to forget that inane nursery rhyme). This way I gain time, my work goes faster. Besides, we know that people who claim to zip along in a straight line go round and round in the forest, the rescue team will arrive after the crows.
Graphite, magnetite, limonite…exquisite nuggets for the Pales painters who filled their pouches with crude fragments extracted from the soil and built up large reserves of colorants that they stockpiled in one of the cave’s secret alcoves to which only the initiated had access: true artists were as rare then as they are today and the responsibility for decorating the caves fell exclusively to them; a few chance engravings in the recesses doubtless attest to the resentment felt by the talentless amateurs expelled from the main site — their mammoths are schematic and stunted, already resembling our poor little elephants. The collection of samples we possess was reconstructed by Professor Glatt and his team using pigments taken directly from the frescoes. All the shades sliding slowly from black to yellow were known to the painters, who nonetheless never managed to obtain blue, or else they thought it useless to put on another layer beneath a perfect sky, or green, but green was already devouring the entire landscape as far as the eye could see. The natural calcite flows provided the white without too much difficulty; they were left unpainted and were judiciously outlined by the angles and edges of the adjoining colored surfaces, exactly like the level of wine in the bottle measures the emptiness of existence. Sometimes I myself borrow this clever technique from the Paleolithic masters, and the blank space I leave between two passages is a result of the same graphite-saving practice, the same act of nonintervention; I don’t deny the influence, I learned my lesson.
And here’s something else to ponder: a tiger body, engraved midway up the wall in a chamber of the upper gallery, on whose flank we find four deep, parallel stripes with red accents. This was long ago the inspiration for a terse, peremptory study by Professor Opole entitled The Tiger-God of the Men from Pales. It was based on a meticulous analysis of this tiger, reduced symbolically to the pattern of its markings and devoutly placed at the very center of the cave, which got a lot of attention before it was destroyed by Professor Glatt in his counterattack: Drinking Time for Professor Opole. In that article, Glatt irrefutably proves that the alleged tiger stripes were actually made on fresh clay by a bear with one swipe of its claw, and the wall also displays very thin grooves that are traces of fur — the bear’s, without a shadow of a doubt, because women and men at the end of the Paleolithic Era had long not been the hairy primates we now see popularized in colored prints, as if the exuberant proliferation of their pubic fleece should have allowed the disposal of an unsellable stock of Adams and Eves. As for the red incrustations of the four stripes, Professor Glatt attributes them to a natural percolation of iron oxide, subsequent to the bear scratch: chance meddles in everything, and it exists as surely as the origin of the winds; sometimes it changes a rain cloud into a thoroughbred, a sandal, a Dalmatian tripping as it runs, collapsing, and it kills it off, but sometimes its work will last, it engraves a red tiger in stone; think what you will but whenever it happens, I take off my cap to it.
THEN, as the need arose when certain pigments started running out, the precious minerals collected were carried out into the sunlight so that tallow would not be burned unnecessarily and because the artificial light from the torches also made the colors untrue — how can you tell yellow ochre from rose ochre in this fiery ambiance? They also brought out the mortars and grindstones. Everything was ready at last, materials and tools spread out in front of the cave, what were they waiting for to begin? Dusk also subdues colors; how can you tell burnt sienna from burnt umber in this end-of-the-world illusion? Act quickly, then, as long as the sun is round, take advantage of the season of light, afterward it will be impossible, there’s never any daylight in autumn, the winter night dines at noon on the moon with the night to come. It would be foolish to delay any longer. Let’s go.
My telephone, disconnected, has become the handsome object of meditation it was until 1876. So it must be the doorbell interrupting me now. They call it a carillon; I don’t. I wait a moment. They persist. They grow impatient. The bell is pointing its threatening finger at me. I am obviously its target. It’s aiming at me. No doubt about it, I’m the one. They want to see me. They won’t leave without having seen me. It’s too late to pull out the wires. Besides, they’ll start to worry if I don’t answer: a skilled locksmith, overequipped with picklocks, skeleton keys, keys for tumblers and combination locks, bit keys and Zeiss keys, tubular and dimple keys, double- and four-sided keys, with his bulky satchel slung across his shoulder, will take a three-yard running start and break down my door, best to avoid that. I slide open the bolt: come in, Professor, don’t hang about outside in the rain on such a cold and windy day. The professor’s round, shiny face expresses one emotion after the other, already anger is replacing astonishment. It seems I’ve changed a great deal. I’m hardly recognizable. It was not enough to neglect your work, now you’re also neglecting yourself. That takes the cake, Glatt adds. I thank him for bringing dessert, really, you shouldn’t have. For once I make a little joke, and he is not amused. His anger rises again, pink, red, scarlet, a constant flow as if he were truly drawing from a well of blood: you haven’t shaved, and your hair, where’s your cap, and that uniform! Apparently I look a lot like a bear.