"Alienation of affection," he said, nodding. "Legal clichй du jour. She makes these statements when?"
"When we have fights."
Another sigh. "Jack, couples say all kinds of shit when they fight. It doesn't necessarily mean anything."
"I think it does. I'm worried it does."
"This is upsetting you?"
"Yes."
"Have you seen a marriage counselor?"
"No."
"See one."
"Why?"
"Two reasons. First, because you should. You've been married to Julia a long time, and as far as I know it's been mostly good. And second, because you'll start to establish a record of trying to save the marriage, which contradicts a claim of alienation of affection."
"Yes, but-"
"If you're right that she is starting to build a case, then you have to be extremely careful, my friend. Alienation of affection is a tough argument to defend against. The kids are pissed at Mom, and she says you're behind it. How can you prove it's not true? You can't. Plus you've been home a lot, so it's easier to imagine that it might be true. The court will see you as dissatisfied, and possibly resentful of your working spouse." He held up his hand. "I know, I know none of that's true, Jack, but it's an easy argument to make, that's my point. And her attorney will make it. In your resentment, you turned the kids against her."
"That's bullshit."
"Of course. I know that." He slapped me on the shoulder. "So see a good counselor. If you need names, call my office and Barbara'll give you a couple of reputable ones." I called Julia to tell her that Ellen was coming up for a few days. Of course, I didn't reach Julia, just her voice mail. I left a longish message, explaining what was happening. Then I went to do the shopping because with Ellen staying over, we'd need some extra supplies. I was rolling my cart down the supermarket aisle when I got a call from the hospital. It was the beardless ER doctor again. He was calling to check on Amanda and I said her bruises were almost gone.
"That's good," he said. "Glad to hear it."
I said, "What about the MRI?"
The doctor said the MRI results were not relevant, because the machine had malfunctioned and had never examined Amanda. "In fact, we're worried about all the readings for the last few weeks," he said. "Because apparently the machine was slowly breaking down."
"How do you mean?"
"It was being corroded or something. All the memory chips were turning to powder."
I felt a chill, remembering Eric's MP3 player. "Why would that happen?" I said. "The best guess is it's been corroded by some gas that escaped from the wall lines, probably during the night. Like chlorine gas, that'd do it. Except the thing is, only the memory chips were damaged. The other chips were fine."
Things were getting stranger by the minute. And they got stranger still a few minutes later, when Julia called all cheerful and upbeat, to announce that she was coming home in the afternoon and would be there in plenty of time for dinner.
"It'll be great to see Ellen," she said. "Why is she coming?"
"I think she just wanted to get out of town."
"Well, it'll be great for you to have her around for a few days. Some grown-up company."
"You bet," I said.
I waited for her to explain why she hadn't come home. But all she said was, "Hey, I got to run, Jack, I'll talk to you later-"
"Julia," I said. "Wait a minute."
"What?"
I hesitated, wondering how to put it. I said, "I was worried about you last night."
"You were? Why?"
"When you didn't come home."
"Honey, I called you. I got stuck out at the plant. Didn't you check your messages?"
"Yes…"
"And you didn't have a message from me?"
"No. I didn't."
"Well, I don't know what happened. I left you a message, Jack. I called the house first and got Maria, but she couldn't, you know, it was too complicated… So then I called your cell and I left you a message that I was stuck at the plant until today."
"Well, I didn't get it," I said, trying not to sound like I was pouting. "Sorry about that, honey, but check your service. Anyway listen, I really have to go. See you tonight, okay? Kiss kiss."
And she hung up.
I pulled my cell phone out of my pocket and checked it. There was no message. I checked the phone log. There were no calls last night.
Julia hadn't called me. No one had called me.
I began to feel a sinking sensation, that descent into depression again. I felt tired, I couldn't move. I stared at the produce on the supermarket shelves. I couldn't remember why I was there.
I had just about decided to leave the supermarket when my cell phone rang in my hand. I flipped it open. It was Tim Bergman, the guy who had taken over my job at MediaTronics. "Are you sitting down?" he said.
"No. Why?"
"I've got some pretty strange news. Brace yourself."
"Okay…"
"Don wants to call you."
Don Gross was the head of the company, the guy who had fired me. "What for?"
"He wants to hire you back."
"He wants what?"
"Yeah. I know. It's crazy. To hire you back."
"Why?" I said.
"We're having some problems with distributed systems that we've sold to customers."
"Which ones?"
"Well, PREDPREY."
"That's one of the old ones," I said. "Who sold that?" PREDPREY was a system we'd designed over a year ago. Like most of our programs, it had been based on biological models. PREDPREY was a goal-seeking program based on predator/prey dynamics. But it was extremely simple in its structure.
"Well, Xymos wanted something very simple," Tim said.
"You sold PREDPREY to Xymos?"
"Right. Licensed, actually. With a contract to support it. That's driving us crazy."
"Why?"
"It isn't working right, apparently. Goal seeking has gone haywire. A lot of the time, the program seems to lose its goal."
"I'm not surprised," I said, "because we didn't specify reinforcers." Reinforcers were program weights that sustained the goals. The reason you needed them was that since the networked agents could learn, they might learn in a way that caused them to drift away from the goal. You needed a way to store the original goal so it didn't get lost. The fact was you could easily come to think of agent programs as children. The programs forgot things, lost things, dropped things. It was all emergent behavior. It wasn't programmed, but it was the outcome of programming. And apparently it was happening to Xymos.
"Well," Tim said, "Don figures you were running the team when the program was originally written, so you're the guy to fix it. Plus, your wife is high up in Xymos management, so your joining the team will reassure their top people."
I wasn't sure that was true, but I didn't say anything.
"Anyway, that's the situation," Tim continued. "I'm calling you to ask if Don should call you. Because he doesn't want to get rejected."
I felt a burst of anger. He doesn't want to get rejected. "Tim," I said. "I can't go back to work there."
"Oh, you wouldn't be here. You'd be up at the Xymos fab plant."
"Oh yes? How would that work?"
"Don would hire you as an off-site consultant. Something like that."
"Uh-huh," I said, in my best noncommittal tone. Everything about this proposal sounded like a bad idea. The last thing I wanted to do was go back to work for that son of a bitch Don. And it was always a bad idea to return to a company after you'd been fired-for any reason, under any arrangement. Everybody knew that.
But on the other hand, if I agreed to work as a consultant, it would get rid of my shelf-life problem. And it would get me out of the house. It would accomplish a lot of things. After a pause, I said, "Listen, Tim, let me think about it."