“Done. Right Limb, shake the man’s hand.”
And so they shook.
CHAPTER 34
EVENTUALLY, ELIZABETH TIRED of chopping off limbs and wandered away from her post. Mary had relieved her an hour before, yet she’d lingered by the window with her anyway, shouting “Breach!” and hacking away every time a plank popped free. By the time a soldier rushed over to nail the board back in place, the pile of splotchy, tatter-fleshed arms under the sill would have grown taller by at least two.
“Interesting. That one looks like it came from a blackamoor,” Mary said at one point. “Or do you think that’s just the way he was decaying?”
“I’m done,” Elizabeth mumbled, and she simply walked off.
Just getting out of the room and down the hall was a challenge, crowded as the lower floor was: Lord Lumpley had insisted that “the un-invited” stay downstairs while the upper floor remained reserved for him and his guests. (The ballroom had been abandoned straight off, for its long rows of broad, tall windows made it impossible to defend.)
Yet the villagers cleared a path for Elizabeth as best they could, and those who weren’t huddled up weeping or asleep nodded tight-lipped encouragement. Some even thanked her. They’d seen what she and her sisters had done to help hold the dreadfuls back. No one looked at them as pariahs now. They were saviors.
It was the same when Elizabeth went up to the second floor (to escape the constant pounding and the choking smell of fear and death downstairs, she told herself). The very people who’d snubbed her hours before were offering her grim smiles and the occasional “Well done” or “Good show.” They were currying her favor now, and it sickened her.
Her father would understand her weariness and disgust, but he was in conference with Capt. Cannon and Lt. Tindall, planning an “action” for the next morning (assuming they lasted out the night). She knew where Jane was—just down the hall, posted outside Lord Lumpley’s bedchamber door. There was no use talking to her at such a time, however. Jane was too pure-hearted to appreciate bitterness.
And then there was Master Hawksworth. Once, she would have thought that he, a proud warrior, would understand. But he’d hobbled off to stand guard in some far corner of the house, and Elizabeth found she lacked the will to seek him out. She had many questions for the Master—and little stomach for the likely answers. Easier to simply escape.
She kept going up until there was no higher to climb.
Mr. Smith noticed her first.
“Buh ruhzzzzz!” he said. “Buh ruhzzzzz!”
“And good evening to you.”
Dr. Keckilpenny was half-dozing on the floor, his head against his trunk. At the sound of Elizabeth’s voice, though, he hopped up smiling, instantly alert.
“Miss Bennet! I was hoping you would return to my little aerie sooner or later!” He started toward her but stopped after just one stride, his smile taking on a stiff, frozen quality. “As you can see, I’ve made quite a bit of progress with our subject.”
“You have?”
“Indeed!”
“Buh ruhzzzzzz,” said Mr. Smith. “Buh ruhzzzzz!”
“Did you hear that, Miss Bennet? ‘Buh ruhz’ instead of just ‘Buhruh.’ And all it took was another three hours of intensive re-Anglification. Why, at this rate, I’ll have him speaking complete sentences by . . . oh, the early twenty-first century, at the latest.”
Mr. Smith was, as usual, pulling against his chains, his arms back, as he writhed and kicked and snapped his teeth at Elizabeth.
“Do you really think this can be of any help to us now?” she asked.
Dr. Keckilpenny shrugged. “I think it is what I can best contribute.”
“I assume Dr. Thorne could still use some help with the wounded.”
“He has an orderly and a clergyman assisting him already. With one to cart away the spare parts and the other to usher out the souls, I really don’t see what good I could do.”
“You might do much. There will be more sick soon, even if the dreadfuls don’t break in tonight. The air downstairs is fetid and growing worse by the minute, and what food and drink are left will soon be gone.”
For what seemed like the first time since Elizabeth met him, the doctor stopped smiling.
“Yes, well, I’ll do what I can about that when the time comes. Until then, my work remains here.”
Elizabeth wasn’t sure what she’d come up to the attic to say, but somehow that didn’t matter now. She was speaking to a different Dr. Keckilpenny than she’d once known. Or perhaps simply a truer one.
“You know, Doctor,” she said, “I’m beginning to think you can’t be bothered with any problem that isn’t hypothetical. It’s as if you exist nowhere but in your own head.”
Dr. Keckilpenny’s grin returned. It was askew, though—so slanted it was almost half smile, half frown.
“My favoritest place,” he said, tapping a finger against his forehead. “Though I like it infinitely better when I’m not up here alone.”
“Elizabeth Bennet?” a voice called out, and heavy footsteps sounded on the stairs. “Elizabeth Bennet, are you there?”
Master Hawksworth stepped into the attic.
He then immediately jumped out of the attic—or several steps back down the stairwell, at least.
“Is that a . . .?” he said, gaping at Mr. Smith.
“Yes,” Dr. Keckilpenny said. “It is a. A chained a. You have nothing to fear from him.”
The Master scowled and stomped slowly to the top of the stairs again, favoring his left leg. “You are Bertram Cuckilpony?”
“Oh, my. He’s even worse than I am!” the doctor scoffed. “It’s Keckilpenny. And even mangling my name, Sir, you have me at a disadvantage. You would be . . .?”
Hawksworth spread his legs and put his hands on his hips. “Elizabeth Bennet’s master.”
“Her what? Goodness gracious, this isn’t America. You make it sound as though you own her.”
“Master Hawksworth is my instructor in the deadly arts,” Elizabeth said, moving between the two men.
Dr. Keckilpenny nodded and looked the Master up and down. “Ahhhh. That explains the physique, I suppose. Though why anyone should want to be all swollen up like a Frenchman’s balloon, I don’t know.”
“Better to be swollen than as spindly as a dried-out twig,” Master Hawksworth sneered back.
“Buh ruhzzzz,” Mr. Smith moaned, hungrily ogling the Master’s physique. “Buh ruhzzzzzz!”
Master Hawksworth snapped into a Striking Viper pose. “Did that thing just speak?”
Before anyone could answer, there was a loud thump across the room. Another quickly followed, and Dr. Keckilpenny’s trunk rocked and scooted a few inches across the floor.
“Doctor,” Elizabeth said, “do you have any idea why your luggage would be moving?”
“Oh, yes. That’s Westlake. Or was it Eastbrook? Whichever, he’s the guard who was killed in the house the other night. Capt. Cannon let me keep him as sort of a spare, in case Mr. Smith didn’t work out. It appears he’s reporting for duty.”
Elizabeth stared at the doctor, aghast.
Master Hawksworth began edging toward the stairwell.
“Come, Elizabeth Bennet. Let us leave this lunatic to his obscenities.”
“My work won’t seem so obscene when it saves your life.”
“Ha!” the Master spat. “What will save us is strength, not the devilry of warped meddlers.”
“Ha ha! What will save us is ingenuity, not the brute force of blood-thirsty simpletons!”
“I can show you what brute force is capable of,” Master Hawksworth said, even as he kept sliding toward the stairs.
“I’m sure you could. I would expect no more nor less from the likes of you. The only thing that surprises me is that Miss Bennet would choose to be your pupil.”
“Buh ruhzzz! Buh ruhzzz!” Mr. Smith said.
“You stay out of this,” Dr. Keckilpenny snapped.