As I idled the county car down Bustos Avenue, Holman drummed his perfectly trimmed fingernails on the passenger window sill. “Did you see the Register today?”
“Yes. In fact, it’s in my briefcase here.” I lifted my elbow so he could reach the paper if he wanted it.
He shook his head and said, “Did you read the editorial?”
“I read the whole paper. Right down to the last want ad.”
“That’s right. I forgot that you do that. So what did you think?”
“Politics is not a hobby I’m considering, Martin. But most of the newspaper’s endorsements made sense.”
“Ah, most, you say,” and he grinned as if he’d sprung a clever trap. “I was half expecting them to come out in favor of Estelle.”
I shook my head. “Not likely.”
“Why not?”
“Not in this century, Martin. She’s a woman, she’s under thirty, she’s college educated, she’s a Mexican…how many more reasons do they need?”
“And you’re not going to publicly endorse, are you?”
“No. And not privately either, for that matter.”
Holman chuckled and then frowned. “If I win, do you think she’ll quit the department?”
“I would hope not. But that would probably depend more on you than on her.” I turned at the intersection of Twelfth Street and Bustos, then bumped the patrol car up into the restaurant’s parking lot. Half a dozen cars were parked helter-skelter. Leaning against the building near the west entrance was Wesley Crocker’s overloaded bicycle.
Holman saw it as well. “Jesus,” he said. “Now there’s hobby for you, Bill. Pedal one of those things from Alaska to Argentina. Or L.A. to New York.”
I parked the patrol car with its nose facing Bustos Avenue and got out. Holman walked across to the bicycle and scrutinized it. “Look at all this stuff,” he said, pointing at the side packs and front duffel bag. Crocker’s heavy navy surplus coat was folded over the seat. “Probably everything he owns.” He knelt down and looked at the back tire. “Only flat on the bottom,” he said. “I sure as hell would hate to have to push that thing.” He grinned at me. “I haven’t seen a bike like that since the Norman Rockwell covers on the Saturday Evening Post.”
“Looks like something out of about 1950,” I said.
“Columbia Roadmaster,” Holman said with authority. “That’s what they called ’em. It’s probably worth some money to a collector.”
We went inside and Holman wrinkled his nose. “What’s that smell?”
“They’re burning some piñon in the fireplace, Martin. It lends ambiance. They probably prefer to call it ‘aroma.’”
“Shit, smells like they should clean their chimney.”
Shari Chino saw us standing in the foyer under the ugly velvet painting of Don Juan de Oñate, his helmet shimmering against a background of gaudy purple and black. If the don had known that he was going to be remembered that way, he might have drowned himself in the El Morro pool up north, instead of carving his paso por aqui on Inscription Rock.
Shari hustled over. “Two for dinner?”
I nodded, but Holman saw an opportunity. He painted on his best public relations smile and handed Shari one of his campaign cards.
“Appreciate your vote,” he said.
“Do you want your usual table, sir?” Shari asked me, deftly sliding the campaign card into her apron pocket without a glance. That was one vote for Estelle Reyes-Guzman. Holman kept smiling. She led us back to an isolated alcove whose tinted window faced Twelfth Street.
“I’ve lived in Posadas for thirty years,” Holman said as we settled into the fake-leather-upholstered booth. “Don’t ask me why, but I have. How come I don’t have a ‘usual table’ anywhere, except home?”
“One of the very few advantages of living alone,” I said.
Holman leaned forward quickly and dropped his voice to a husky whisper. “And that’s another hobby you should take up, Bill. Chasing women. Think of what that could do to spice up your life.”
“Make it very short, probably,” I said. I was about to add something else when Shari Chino arrived laden with chips, salsa, water…and Wesley Crocker walking escort at her elbow.
She set things down and sidestepped Crocker with a nervous glance. Maybe in the short time he’d been in the restaurant, she’d seen all of him that she wanted to see.
Crocker beamed at her and reached out to touch her on the elbow as she disappeared around the partition. He turned the smile on us and surprised me by revealing a well-kept set of false teeth. Earlier on Highway 17, the teeth must have been riding in his coat pocket. Then he extended his hand to me. His grip was hearty but no knuckle duster, and his hand was a hell of a lot warmer than it had been a couple of hours before.
“Gentlemen,” Crocker said. “Good to see you again, sir.” Holman was looking askance, his eyes taking in Crocker’s road-worn coveralls, scuffed boots, and knit scarf. Crocker held his cap in both hands, and I saw that his hair was cut about an inch long uniformly around his skull, like the burdock cut I used to inflict on my two sons when they were little squirts.
“Your choice of restaurants was superb, sir. Just superb. And such a nice young lady running the place, too.”
“I’m glad you enjoyed it. The cigarette machine is by the cash register.”
He grinned and I knew he’d found it long before he’d sampled the food. “Thank you, sir.”
“By the way, this is Sheriff Martin Holman.” The good sheriff did his best not to look stricken, and Wesley Crocker shot his hand across the table to pump Holman’s.
“Wesley Crocker,” the traveler said. “I saw one of your campaign signs west of town. Yes, I did. Best of luck to you.”
“Thanks,” Holman said lamely. He didn’t dig for a business card.
Crocker held up a hand. “I’ll leave you two to enjoy your dinner. I just wanted to say thank you again.”
I nodded and Crocker disappeared around the partition.
“Who the hell was that?” Holman asked.
“He belongs to the bike outside,” I said. “I picked him up earlier this afternoon a few miles west of town. We put the bike in the trunk and I gave him a lift. It’s tough pushing a flat tire.”
“You didn’t tell me that.”
“I just did.”
“I mean outside,” Holman said impatiently. “You didn’t say anything about that.” When I didn’t respond, Holman added, “So where’s he headed? Who the hell is he, anyway?”
“I don’t know.”
“You didn’t ask him?”
“No.”
Holman looked puzzled, then irritated. “You are so damn close-mouthed sometimes, Bill. It drives me nuts.”
I leaned back and wiped my lips, savoring the heat of the salsa. “I suppose he’s just passing through. When I offered him a lift, I didn’t see that it was any of my business where he was going. He wasn’t breaking the law, except maybe by walking on the wrong side of the highway.”
“Watch. He’s probably got eighty pounds of uncut heroin in those saddlebags of his.” Holman snatched a chip and started to scoop it into the salsa, then thought better of it. He crunched it dry.
I chuckled. “Wouldn’t that be something.”
“Where’s he spending the night?”
“Martin, get a grip. I don’t know. I didn’t interrogate him.” Shari returned and we ordered, Martin Holman predictable as always by ordering fried chicken so he didn’t have to face green chili. I held up a hand as Shari was turning to go. “Did the gentleman who was just here leave his ticket?”
“Yes, sir. Do you want me to just add it to your total here?”
“That’s fine.”
“He bought some cigarettes, too.”
“That’s fine. Just total the whole thing.”
She left and Holman leaned forward, his voice a hoarse whisper. “You bought that guy dinner?”
“Yes,” I whispered back.
“Jesus Christ. Saint Gastner to the rescue. And cigarettes, too?”
“Yes.”
“I’ll bet you ten bucks that’s the last you’ll ever see of that money.”
“It wasn’t a loan, Marty.”