1. Croatia beat us three-one.
2. Spain beat us four-nil.
3. Italy beat us two-nil.
Jesus.
And the rugby, somehow, we’d pull consolation out of the European fiasco with them but, against the Kiwis, we had an all-time record-breaking defeat.
Sixty. . nil.
Dazed, I’d watched England against Italy go to a penalty shoot-out and, argh, the Brits lost. My sympathies had been with Hart, the English goalie. To have to watch the ferocious Balotelli bear down on goal was to see Armageddon in a blue shirt.
But, hey, you take comfort where any crumb is available. Right?
The European bridge championships were being held with considerably less fanfare and we were in the quarterfinals.
That mattered, didn’t it?
Preparations for the Volvo Ocean Race were in full pace, the race terminating in Galway in a few short weeks. As I waited in the hotel lobby for Kelly, I read through the city preparations to receive the yachts. Meant a sizable payday to the city. No wonder Clancy and the city hotshots refused to entertain the concept of C33, a vigilante running loose, with world media lurking. No, had to keep that bogey under wraps.
Heard,
“Yo, sailor.”
Kelly, dressed in tight white jeans, tight black T-shirt, her face radiant. I felt the stir, if not of echoes, then yearning. She leaned over to do that ridiculous air kiss, then suddenly veered to a kiss, her tongue deep in my mouth, then withdrew, said,
“Suck that.”
Jesus.
A waitress appeared, looking all of sixteen and suddenly making Kelly seem. . extreme? Kelly snapped,
“Lolita, get us a pot of coffee before the yachts arrive.”
I said, recovering some tarnished dignity,
“You have the essentials of leadership down.”
She gave me a mischievous grin, asked,
“What would they be, mon amour?”
“Rudeness and hostility.”
She laughed as the coffee came, said to the girl,
“Put it on Reardon’s tab.”
The girl was confused, waited,
I said,
“He owns the hotel.”
She lit up, went,
“Oh, Mr. Reardon.”
Kelly sat back, said,
“Take a hike.”
I asked,
“Are you working on being a bitch, or is it, you know, natural?”
Gave me a long look, asked,
“Long as the bitch is in your corner, what do you care?”
I told her about my dilemma, Skylar being headhunted and her selling out Reardon. She gave me an odd look, asked,
“What’s the dilemma?”
Truth to tell, I wanted to look like I was at least having a struggle with this, that somewhere in me was a streak of decency. I said,
“Well, she’s a nice kid. Seems like she confided in me and to just sell her seems cold.”
She laughed out loud. Said,
“How the fuck do you know what’s she like? She didn’t confide in you, she got wasted, shot her mouth off.”
Jesus, was I sorry I’d asked, said,
“Betrayal is not only a shitty thing to do, it’s. . it’s. . un-Irish.”
She loved that, tapped my head, said,
“Fess up, buddy, you want to look noble while being a cunt.”
The sun had come out, maybe in anticipation of the Volvo Ocean Race. Kelly said,
“Walk with me.”
We headed down toward the Corn Market. Kelly said,
“I love this city. It’s so walker-friendly.”
I sniffed,
“Tell it to Lonely Planet.”
She stopped, said,
“You have the weirdest thought processes. I mean, whammo, you’re off on some side trip, like a Seth MacFarlane with Irish sensibility.”
Fuck, Family Guy I wasn’t. I said,
“Lonely Planet stuck it to the city, big-time.”
She gave that enigmatic smile, signifying little, said,
“Those dudes handed you your ass, right.”
In a word, yes.
We were outside Charlie Byrne’s, a display of noir crime novels in the window, including
El Niño
Absolute Zero
The Twelve
The Cold Cold Ground
Vinny was just heading in, laden with books, shouted,
“Yo, Jack, a hand, eh?”
Kelly glanced at my mutilated fingers, nodded, and I went to help Vinny. He looked at Kelly, raised his left eyebrow. I said,
“She’s American.”
And he maneuvered the door, got the box in, said,
“Course she is, Jack. She’s with you.”
Go figure!
Kelly bought The Collected Works of Oscar Wilde. It was in beautiful condition, leather binding, gilt-edged pages.
The price?
Vinny said,
“Five euros.”
Kelly went,
“You’re kidding. It’s worth ten times that.”
He gave that Vinny smile, the one that says,
“You love books, we love you.”
I found a copy of John Lahr’s New Yorker profiles. We’d just gotten outside, her mobile shrilled and sounded like,
Home of the Brave.
I could hear a raised voice. She grimaced, then passed the phone to me, said,
“Your master’s voice.”
Reardon, snarling,
“I expected a report this morning.”
I said,
“Here’s a report. Fuck you.”
Clicked off. Then asked her,
“Oh, sorry, were you finished?”
She sighed,
“You certainly are.”
Then she offered the Wilde book, said,
“For you.”
“No thanks. Such learning would only foul the genetic pool.”
She asked,
“You know what happens to people who refuse gifts?”
“No.”
Her departing smile,
“Ah. . the not knowing. . that’s the beauty of it. Dinner this evening, my treat.”
I watched her walk away, that assured strut, a woman who owned her space and, if you wanted to invade, you’d better bring your very best game.
Later, I watched the semifinal, Italy versus Germany, Balotelli, like a gift from the God of Football, until my doorbell went.
Reardon.
A riled Reardon, with a hulking guy behind him. He said,
“That’s Leo, my protection.”
I said,
“Leo gets to protect the space outside my flat.”
Leo growled and Reardon didn’t like it much better but agreed, came in, glanced at the screen, said,
“Fucking wops need niggers to win a game.”
I said,
“Yo, shithead, you want to do redneck crap, do it outside, with your gorilla.”
He laughed, said.
“Leo doesn’t like you.”
I went to the fridge, cracked open a couple of cold ones, handed him one, said,
“Leo’s likes are way down on my current concern list.”
Reardon was dressed in the Galway hurling jersey, combat shorts, and I think they call his footwear espadrilles? They looked comfortable and, best, worn. He flopped down on my second-best chair, said,
“So, Taylor, spill.”
Meaning, the goods on Skylar.
I clinked his bottle, said,
“Sláinte.”
Never meant it less. If you could lightly wish
“Roast in hell”
It would have been closer.
I asked,
“So what have you got on Stewart?”
Reardon was scanning the apartment, missing nothing, said,
“Enough to send his supercilious ass to the slammer.”
I sipped from the beer, continued,
“So, the deal is, I drop the dime on your employee, you let Stewart slide?”
Reardon looked at me, said,
“Jesus H. How many times you want me to say it? Yes.”
I was working my way up to divulging Skylar’s name when he muttered,