“At it? I don’t know…”
“Come on, son. I don’t have to draw you a picture, do I?” the Chief asked.
“The entire hotel saw you, Dale,” Odelia said. She gestured up, and Dale followed her gesture. His face fell. The entire hotel was built around the pool area, five floors of balconied rooms all looking out across the pool.
“Oh…” he said, now looking positively mortified. “Oh, well damn.”
“Yes, that’s the expression I would have used,” said the Chief with a sympathetic smile. “I take it you didn’t know you had witnesses?”
“No, I did not, sir,” said the kid, gulping slightly.
“One thing you should know about women like Cybil Truscott, son,” said the Chief. “They love attention. In fact they crave it. So while you may not have been aware that this spot is a very public one, even at night, she certainly did.”
“I was expecting her to invite me up to her room, but she insisted we stay here. She said the water…” He gulped again. “The water acted like an aphrodisiac.”
“Right,” Odelia said skeptically. More like the attention.
“Do you have a girlfriend, Dale?” asked the Chief.
He nodded.“High school sweetheart, sir. If she finds out about this…”
“I’ll bet she won’t be too well pleased.”
“Please don’t tell her about it,” he pleaded.
“I’m not going to tell her anything, but stuff like this is bound to come out sooner or later. Especially since a bunch of those folks up there on those balconies had phones, and it’s more than likely a few of them filmed the whole thing.”
“Oh, crap,” he said, raking his hands through his hair. “Oh, God.”
“You better tell her yourself,” Odelia said. “Before she hears it from a ‘friend.’ Or, worse, gets a link to the video.”
He nodded, now looking a little pale around the nostrils.“I will, Miss Poole. I will tell her the moment my shift ends.”
“And next time you want to get involved with a hotel guest, think twice, Dale,” the Chief admonished him.
“Yes, sir,” said Dale.
They left the kid looking absolutely crestfallen.“It’s not going to happen again,” Odelia told her uncle. “Because he won’t be working here for much longer.”
“He won’t be working here for much longer, but he’ll work at some other hotel, and the same thing will happen again. He’s a handsome looking kid, and women like Cybil Truscott prey on young men like him, just for their own personal satisfaction.” He shook his head. “At least now we knowshe didn’t kill her husband.”
“Unless she hired a hitman.”
He laughed.“Is that your latest theory?”
“Just something I heard from some tourists. Turns out all Hollywood stars hire hitmen to kill their spouses these days. It’s the latest craze.”
“Gee, I didn’t know that. Pretty bloody custom, if you ask me.”
They reached the chaise lounge Gran had selected for her own. She was sleeping soundly, her head back and her mouth open, snoring softly.
“Maybe we should let her sleep?” Odelia suggested. “She’s had a rough day.”
“She had a rough day? I had a rough day. She can sleep at home,” he said. He reached down and shook her shoulder. “Wake up, Mom. Time to go home.”
She opened her eyes and licked her lips.“I just had the most wonderful dream. Leo was suddenly fifty years younger but he still wanted me.” Then her eyes fell on Dale Hoover. “Oh, my. Looks like my dream just came true.”
“Not happening, Mom,” said Uncle Alec. “The kid is already spoken for.”
“And in enough trouble with his girlfriend as it is,” Odelia added.
“Dang,” Gran said, getting up with a groan. “Why is it that the good ones always are? I could have used a young ‘un for a change.”
“Let’s get you out of here before you cause a fuss,” said Alec.
“I don’t cause a fuss,” she said. “I never cause a fuss. It’s the others that cause all the fuss. Damn bunch of busybodies. There should be a law against people messing with other’s business.” She gave her son a keen look. “You’re a cop, Alec. Can’t you make a law against nosy parkers?”
“I wish I could,” he said with a grin. “But if I did you’d be the first to be thrown in jail, and we can’t have that now, can we?”
“You’d throw your own mother in jail?”
“The law is the law. Can’t bend it just for you, Mom.”
“Oh, hell. What good is it to have a cop for a son if he can’t even keep you out of jail?”
“I kept you out of jail now, didn’t I? Indecent exposure is a serious offense, Mom.”
“Poppycock. It’s the beach. Everybody’s indecently exposed. It’s ageism is what it is. Pure ageism. There should be a law against ageism.”
And so it went on, until they arrived at the library. Odelia was glad to drop Gran off with her mom. She loved her to pieces, but a little of the old woman went a long way, and for now she’d had more than her fill.
Chapter 13
We got home fully expecting to find Brutus and Harriet in the throes of a touching make-up scene. Instead, the moment we walked in, we were shocked once again. Just like on the beach, Dooley and I were forced to close our eyes when we caught Diego and Harriet on the couch—my couch!—doing the kind of stuff Odelia had warned Gran about.
“Omigod!” Dooley cried, immediately averting his eyes. “It burns! It burns, Max!”
Unlike Dooley, I had the opposite reaction. I couldn’t stop staring. It was like a train wreck. I just couldn’t look away. All I saw was a lot of orange, a lot of white, and a lot of pink. In my own home! On my own couch!
This was just too much. This was just… And then I heard it. A soft sobbing sound. It seemed to come from somewhere nearby. I glanced at Dooley, thinking it was him, but he was still squeezing his eyes tightly shut. The sobbing seemed to come from somewhere close by, though. So I went in search of it, and then I saw a shadow flit by.It was a dark shadow, and it hurtled past us with such speed that it was like a black blur. The shadow streaked out the window and was gone.
Harriet and Diego didn’t seem to mind that they’d suddenly gained an audience. They just kept smooching and making weird kissing sounds. Yuck.
So I walked out, gesturing for Dooley to come along. But since he still had his eyes closed, that didn’t work.
“Dooley,” I hissed. “Let’s get out of here!”
“I’m not opening my eyes, Max,” he promised me. “No way am I opening them. If I do I might not survive. And since my health isn’t what it used to be, I’m not taking any chances!”
“Oh, all right,” I grumbled, and guided him to the French windows and out.
The fresh air did me a world of good.“You can open your eyes now,” I said. “We’re safe.”
He first opened one eye, then the other one, and looked relieved.“Phew, that was a close call, huh?”
“Yeah. Did you see that shadow? No, of course you didn’t.”
“I did hear the sobbing,” he said. “Do you think that was Brutus?”
I eyed him intently.“You think so?”
He nodded.“Imagine walking in on your girlfriend with… that.”
I shivered.“Yeah, I see what you mean.”
We both looked at the house next door, where Dooley lived with Brutus and Harriet. The hedge between the two gardens had a large hole in it, and we slipped through it, preparing ourselves for the worst. Then I halted.“Are you sure we should get involved? I mean, Brutus isn’t exactly our buddy.”
“I think everybody needs a friend in their hour of need, Max,” Dooley said earnestly. “Even though Brutus isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, he’s a cat in need.”
“Oh, all right,” I said on a sigh, and we padded into the next backyard. And there he was. The big, bad brute. Sitting on the back porch swing and crying his heart out. Even though I’d never gotten along with the cat, my heart went out to him.
We hopped up on the swing and glanced at one another. I’m not exactly the world’s best Samaritan. I mean, if I applied to work at the crisis counseling hotline they probably wouldn’t accept me.