As the town’s prime crime reporter—or quite frankly the town’s only reporter, prime, crime or otherwise—Odelia had a front-row seat to most investigations her uncle was involved in, as long as she was discreet and didn’t print stuff in her paper that could hamper the investigation. A fine sleuth in her own right, she’d solved more than one crime in her time, a fact for which her uncle was more than appreciative.
“Where is Chase?” she asked now.
Her uncle cocked an eyebrow in her direction. “I should probably ask you that.”
She blushed slightly. Chase had been living with Uncle Alec, but had been staying over at her place more and more frequently these past few weeks. She didn’t know whether this was a good thing or a bad thing, but she had to admit she’d grown very fond of the cop.
“I called him,” she said. “He said he’d be here.”
Uncle Alec shrugged. “If he says he’ll be here, he’ll be here.”
She glanced back at the line of cops following in her wake. They all looked away, but judging from their barely concealed smiles and pricked-up ears, they were eagerly listening in on the conversation. The whole station knew about her and Chase, and followed the budding romance with the kind of fervor usually reserved for the big Hollywood love stories.
The manager came to a full stop in front of an unremarkable door and inserted an unremarkable badge into the unremarkable slot. The mechanism gave a beep, then the door unceremoniously dropped out of its hinges and collapsed to the side, offering the stunned viewers a glance at the devastated room behind it. The place looked like a war zone.
“Oh, Lord,” said the little manager, clasping his hands to his face. “Oh, dear. Oh, my.”
“Not much left,” said Uncle Alec gruffly, and ventured inside.
Odelia’s uncle was a big man with a big belly and a big, round ruddy face. At last count he possessed three chins, two man boobs and two russet sideburns. The moment he stepped across the threshold, there was a loud creaking sound and something gave way.
One moment Uncle Alec was there—the next he was gone.
“Uncle!” Odelia cried, and took a step forward, only to be held back by the manager.
“Careful, Miss Poole, please,” the man said in a breathless whisper.
They both glanced down into the chief-of-police-shaped hole at their feet. One floor down, Uncle Alec was staring up at them, looking slightly dazed and covered with chalk and debris. He was lying on a bed, which had broken his fall, an elderly lady lying next to him, clutching a sheet to her chest, and staring at him with a mixture of curiosity and surprise.
“I’m fine!” Alec called out to them, lifting an arm to indicate he was still alive. “The bed broke my fall.”
Suddenly, the woman next to him said, “And my husband.”
“Mh?” Alec asked.
The woman pointed to an object underneath Alec. “My husband broke your fall.”
A muffled sound came from beneath the large man. “Kindly get off me, sir!”
Uncle Alec rolled from the bed, and a rumpled elderly gentleman appeared, his glasses askew. He took a few deep breaths, and proceeded to give the police chief his best scowl. “This is an outrage, sir. An outrage.”
“I’m sorry,” said the policeman. “And thank you.”
The man was shaking his fist at the hotel manager now, visible through the hole in the ceiling. “I’m calling my travel agent, sir. This is not the kind of service I expected from this establishment! First that loud bang that woke us up and now this. Color me dissatisfied.”
“You tell ‘em, Earl,” said his wife, still clutching the sheet to protect her modesty.
“I’m truly sorry, Mr. Assenheimer,” the manager called out. “We’ll comp you your room and your meals. And you can add a week to your stay. No expense.”
“That’s the least you can do,” said the old man, slightly mollified.
Odelia stepped across the hole in the floor and carefully ventured into the room. The devastation was incredible. Walls, floor and ceiling blackened. The bed smashed against the wall. The windows blown out. In fact it was a miracle the damage had been contained to this one room. As far as she could determine—and she was no expert—the explosion must have taken place near the window, the brunt of the force directed outward.
“Maybe we should wait for the fire department, Miss Poole,” said the manager.
She nodded, glancing around. Then her eyes landed on the remains of the man she’d come here to interview. His blackened and charred corpse—now conspicuously headless—had been flung onto the balcony and was now lying there, almost as if in leisurely repose. If she hadn’t known better, she would have thought he was sunbathing. And had overdone it.
She narrowed her eyes. Was the man buck naked? It would appear so.
“Better step back, Odelia,” her uncle’s voice sounded from the door. He was scratching his chalky scalp. “This is something for the experts. Not much we can do here.”
He was right, of course. There was absolutely nothing they could do here.
She directed a final look at Burt Goldsmith and shook her head. Such a tragic loss. The man might not have been in the prime of his life, but he still had so much to offer.
She stepped back into the corridor and the manager heaved an audible sigh of relief. He obviously did not want more people to crash through the floor and onto other guests.
Only now did she notice that up and down the corridor doors had been opened and other hotel guests had appeared, discussing the recent events and anxiously awaiting further developments, like people do. And to her surprise she recognized several of the men who stood staring back at her. There was Curt Pigott, Most Compelling Man in the World and the man who’d put Tres Siglas beer on the map. Bobbie Hawe, Most Attractive Man in the World and face of the Quattro Siglas brew. Jasper Hanson, Most Intriguing Man in the World, representing Cinco Siglas. Nestor Greco, Most Iconic Man in the World and iconic Seis Siglas figurehead. And even Dale Parson, who’d recently been voted Sexiest Man Alive.
What was this? A convention of the Most Interesting Men in the World?
Chief Alec’s people spread out and started taking down information and asking these men what they’d seen or heard. They would do the same with the other hotel guests and staff, and hopefully learn what had happened in those crucial final moments of Burt’s life.
Chapter 4
As Odelia walked out of the hotel, Chase walked in. She bumped into him and for a moment thought she’d slammed into a wall. But then the wall became animated and spoke.
“We have a problem, babe,” the wall said.
And when she looked up at his usually inscrutable face, she saw genuine concern there. “What happened?” she asked.
“Check your ankles.”
“My ankles?”
“Uh-huh. I checked mine so now it’s your turn.”
The man was not making any sense. She did as she was told, though, and lifted her pants leg to display a shapely calf and equally shapely ankle. Chase produced a sound of appreciation and his expression darkened.
“Nice,” he grunted.
“Look, if this is your idea of foreplay, I’ve got better things to do right now. We’ve got a dead body upstairs.” And part of it downstairs, too.
But Chase wasn’t listening. Instead he’d crouched down and was inspecting her ankle, the procedure sending a pleasant tickle up her spine. The man had the touch.
“Thought as much,” he said. “They got you, too, babe.”
“Who got me?”
He rose to his feet again. “The fleas.”
This was the absolute last thing she’d expected. “The fleas?”
“Yup. Your cats got fleas. And they’ve been biting us in the ankles. The fleas, not the cats. Max or Dooley must have jumped into bed at some point during the night and left some of the little critters to feast on us, too. Fleas love to go for the ankles for some reason.”