“Right. Dickerson’s famous safe. Where he kept Tinseltown’s darkest secrets. Why?”
“His safe was emptied out by whoever killed him,” said Chase.
“I guess that makes sense. Though I can assure you that whatever he had on me, he printed without delay.”
“So he didn’t try to blackmail you? To try and stop you from imitating the President?”
“He tried at first. But when I refused he responded with a barrage of garbage.”
“That must have stung.”
Damon smiled, and took another sip. “I wore Dick Dickerson’s scorn like a badge of honor, Detective. In fact if he would have printed something nice about me it would have worried me more. Though there was one story that caused me to contact a defamation lawyer.” When they both stared at him, he spoke a single word. “Hogs.”
“Hogs?” asked Odelia, struck by the coincidence.
“Dickerson claimed I engaged in coitus with hogs.” He grimaced. “And I have a fairly good idea who put him up to it, too.”
So had Odelia. President Wilcox really did like to get down and dirty.
“Does a picture of a rose mean anything to you?” asked Chase.
“No, it doesn’t. Why?”
“We found it in Dickerson’s safe. We think the killer left it there on purpose.”
“I see. To send a message.” He mused for a moment. “No, I’m afraid I can’t help you with that.”
“Where were you last night between two and four, Mr. Galpin?”
“Home. Asleep.”
“Alone?”
He grinned widely. “Come on, Detective. Do I look like a man who would kiss and tell?” Chase cocked an eyebrow at the actor and he relented. “Oh, all right. If you must know, I was in bed with Lauralee Gray. I’m sure she’ll corroborate my ‘alibi.’”
“The actress?” asked Odelia, impressed.
Damon nodded once. “I may be old but I haven’t lost my touch, Odelia.” He was wiggling his eyebrows at this, probably thinking it made him look more appealing. In reality it made him look like a lecherous uncle.
“One other thing,” said Chase, who, if his frown was an indication, didn’t seem to like the way Damon was looking at Odelia. “There’s a rumor that President Wilcox and Dickerson fell out over something. Any idea what could have caused that rift?”
Damon’s smile vanished. “I have a pretty good idea, yes. The thing is, Dickerson didn’t own the National Star, Detective. He was merely its editor. The Star is owned by the Gantry family. And reportedly they didn’t appreciate this love affair between their tabloid and Wilcox. There’s a storm brewing for the President, and that fact hasn’t escaped the Gantrys. They wanted to distance themselves from Wilcox before they got dragged down along with him. So they pretty much ordered Dickerson to stand down, and possibly even dip into the treasure trove of dirt he’d collected on Wilcox over the years.”
“Dickerson kept dirt on Wilcox?” asked Odelia.
“Dickerson kept dirt on everyone. He was like the J. Edgar Hoover of the tabloid world. Only he published some of the stuff he collected, used some of it to put pressure on people, and buried the rest to incur favors from his friends. He was a very dangerous man.”
“Do you think his murder is related to his habit of blackmailing people?” asked Chase.
“I’m sure it is.” He gave a slight smile. “Now all you need to ask yourselves is this: who amongst the people he blackmailed finally decided they had enough and struck back?”
Chapter 20
Tex Poole was generally a happy man. He’d married the woman of his dreams, had the most amazing daughter any doting father could ever have wished for, who’d recently become involved with a great guy and a fine cop, and he worked in a noble profession that fulfilled his every expectation and more. He even still had all of his hair and his own teeth.
The only thing that occasionally marred this blessed life he led was a little old lady who was a far cry from the sweet and loving mother-in-law he’d envisioned when he first met Marge Lip. He’d known from the moment Marge introduced him to her mother that this might not be the kind of easygoing relationship one often sees in Hallmark movies. Vesta Muffin adhered more to the cliché of the monster-in-law than the loving mom-in-law.
The first time he saw Vesta—when picking up Marge to go to the prom—she’d hit him over the head with a broomstick. Asked to explain herself by a horrified Marge, she said Tex had a face like a serial killer and she thought he was there to slaughter her daughter.
Things had gone downhill from that point. And Marge’s dad, who at that point had already left his family to fend for itself, hadn’t helped. He had an aversion to doctors that stemmed from a badly digested experience in the armed forces, when the barracks physician had given him a pill that had given him an itchy rash that had lasted weeks.
He’d never forgiven the medical profession—or any of its practitioners, whom he steadfastly referred to as voodoo priests.
Daddy Poole had died soon after Tex had started dating his daughter, though, which only left Marge’s testy mother. And since Tex had taken an oath to save lives, he couldn’t very well act on the impulse he sometimes felt to simply smother the woman in her sleep.
And it was with great reluctance that he had accepted his wife’s suggestion to allow Vesta to move in with them—seeing as how she was increasingly having trouble taking care of herself. Forgetting to turn off the stove. Putting fresh laundry into the oven. Stuff like that.
So now, as a token of her gratitude, Vesta had set out to turn her son-in-law’s life into a living hell every chance she had. Or at least that’s the way it sometimes felt to Tex.
He’d just seen his last patient of the day when he walked out of his office and into the waiting room and was surprised to find it chock-full of people, all expectantly looking up at him.
He blinked and turned to Scarlett. “Scarlett?” he asked.
She smiled sweetly, then jiggled her boobage, as was her habit. “Dr. Tex?”
He approached the desk. “What are these people doing here?” he whispered.
Scarlet leaned in, in the process offering Tex a scintillating view of her cleavage. He fought against the sudden spell of vertigo. “I don’t know what happened, Dr. Tex,” she whispered back. “They started coming in twenty minutes ago. When I asked if they had an appointment they said yes. But I can’t find them in your appointment book.”
“So why didn’t you tell them to make an appointment and come back? Are these even my patients? I’ve never seen any of them before.”
“They said they arranged things with you, Dr. Tex,” said Scarlett. “What was I supposed to do? I couldn’t just kick them out. Some of them look really sick.”
He glanced over his shoulder at the dozen or so patients. They did look sick. All of them. And unwashed. And when he looked closer, he saw they’d brought their raggedy bags with them. Almost as if they were…” He frowned, then turned back to Scarlett. “Did you get their names and addresses?”
“No, Dr. Tex,” said Scarlett sheepishly.
“Insurance information?”
“I don’t think they have any, Dr. Tex.”
“Oh, for crying out loud,” he muttered.
The door swung open and five more ‘patients’ stumbled in from the street. They all looked as grimy as their dozen colleagues. As soon as the door had closed, it opened again and five more walked in. This place was starting to look like Grand Central Terminal.
“Are you Dr. Tex?” asked one of the newcomers, a toothless older man.
“I am.”
“Oh, great. I have a pain in my nose, doctor.”
Tex studied the man’s nose. It was one of those narrow, veiny noses. It also had a safety pin stuck through the fleshy part. “Maybe you should take out that pin,” he suggested.
“What pin?” said the old-timer, feeling for his nose. “Oh, there’s a pin in my nose!”