“You’re trespassing, Dooley,” she said simply. “Please leave.”
I shot Dooley a censorious glance and he lifted his shoulders. “What?”
“You can’t ask the cat of a recently deceased human about pâté,” I hissed.
“Why not? Isn’t that what we came here for?”
“Well, you just can’t,” I whispered. Even though I was pretty curious about that pâté, too, of course. But there’s a time for pâté and now wasn’t it.
Just then, two more cats came sauntering out of the house, and then two more, and before we could say hi to the first bunch, we’d been joined by a dozen cats, and they all sat staring at the dead man. Then, as one cat, they all started mewling plaintively, letting their torment be heard across the pool.
Dooley gave me a curious look, but instead of explaining to him that this was what cats did when their owner suddenly passed away, and especially an owner as generous with the pâté as John Paul George apparently was, I decided to join in the ritual. After a moment’s hesitation, so did Dooley, and before long, we were both howling along, our cat choir practice finally coming to good use. Even though JPG hadn’t been our human, we could certainly understand the distress that comes with having to say goodbye to a beloved human, and as we mewled up a storm, Odelia simply sat there.
Soon, our howls mingled with the sounds of a police siren, and before long we were joined by Chief Alec, Chase Kingsley, and other members of the Hampton Cove Police Department. They all walked up to Odelia and for a moment simply stood staring at us cats, as we continued our caterwauling. Then, just as abruptly as we’d started, we broke off, and one by one the cats all drifted back inside. They’d said their goodbyes and the show was over.
Dooley and I decided to follow the others inside and glean what information we could from them. That, and we desperately wanted to take a look at the house, of course, and how the other cats lived.
The house itself was a genuine mansion, with nice hardwood floors and huge portraits of the singer adorning every room. The man had apparently possessed a healthy dose of self-love, for he was staring down at us from every wall in every room we passed through. I quickly trotted after the group of cats as they made their way to what looked like a family room. At least it was where a collection of cream-colored sofas were gathered around an outsized coffee table that held a collection of outsized coffee-table books, all sporting pictures of nude males on the covers and all visibly well-thumbed.
The cats hopped up onto the couches and the coffee table and made themselves comfortable. In one corner of the room stood a white grand piano, and here, too, several cats stretched out and chilled.
I decided to follow the Siamese, who seemed the only one willing to talk, and saw she’d sauntered into what looked like a recording studio off the family room. A lot of studio equipment indicated this was some kind of home studio, with an actual sound studio, recording booth and plenty of instruments placed against the far wall. I also saw enough gold and platinum albums to fill a hall of fame. This was JPG’s personal hall of fame, that was obvious. The Siamese sat next to an acoustic guitar that was placed on the floor, next to a couple of bean bags, a stack of music paper nearby.
“Was this where he composed his music?” I asked.
She nodded, and appeared on the verge of tears.
“He was a great artist,” I told her. “An icon of his generation.”
She looked up sharply. “What do you mean, his generation? He was the musical icon of this century, and the last. The greatest living artist, bar none.”
“Well, there are others,” Dooley argued. “I mean, what about The Beatles? The Stones? Dylan?” He shut up when she gave him a dirty look.
“None of them were as influential and as talented as Johnny,” she said, and it was clear we were dealing with an actual groupie here. A super fan.
“So what happened last night?” I asked, deciding it was perhaps better to grab the bull by the horns, or the Siamese by the ears, as was the case.
She shook her head. “He was partying hard, as usual. He’d just had another fight with Jasper, and he was overcompensating.”
“Jasper?” mouthed Dooley.
“The boyfriend,” I mouthed back. “We saw that. He’s parked out front.”
“That often happen?” asked Dooley.
She nodded. “They’d been fighting a lot lately. Jasper didn’t like that Johnny consumed so much… candy. He said that wasn’t what he’d signed up for. But Johnny said it gave him the boost he needed to create his music.”
“Candy?” asked Dooley.
“Dope,” I told him. “So Johnny still recorded?”
“Oh, yes, he did,” said the Siamese with a smile. “Johnny must have recorded hundreds of songs since I came to live with him. All masterpieces.”
“I’ll bet,” Dooley muttered, earning himself another scowl.
“When was this?” I asked.
She flickered her eyelashes at me. “Is that a roundabout way of asking me how old I am?”
“Um…”
“Johnny took in any stray that wandered into his home,” she continued with a wistful smile. “But he got me from a proper breeder five years ago and I have the pedigree to show for it. Not that it matters.” She sighed. “Johnny was the most generous human a cat could ever hope to come across. He loved all of his children, as he called us, and cared for us deeply.” Once again, it looked as if she was on the verge of tears, and Dooley and I stared at her sheepishly.
I would have gone over and said, ‘There, there,’ but somehow I doubted whether this would go over well with this feisty and proud Siamese.
“Do you think there might have been foul play involved?” I asked instead.
She stared at me with her beautiful blue eyes. “I doubt it. Who would want to harm such a sweet and charming man? Everybody loved Johnny, and not just us cats. He had lots of friends, and partied every single night.”
“What about his boyfriend?” I asked. “You said yourself he was jealous.”
“Impossible. They might have had their differences, but Johnny and Jasper loved each other, in their own way. They had an understanding.”
“Which was?” asked Dooley.
She eyed him angrily. For some reason she didn’t seem to like Dooley. “I don’t expect you to understand, but they gave each other freedom and respect. Jasper knew Johnny was an artist and needed his space, so he happily gave him what he needed. He knew Johnny would never hurt him intentionally, but that he had certain… needs, and so he turned a blind eye.”
“Right,” I muttered, remembering the pile of glass vials and the reefers and the bottles of champagne. I now wondered what had been in those vials.
“How many people were here for the party?” I asked.
She shrugged. “Maybe a dozen. Only one stayed the night, though.”
“And it wasn’t Jasper,” said Dooley.
“Like I said,” she snapped. “They had an understanding.”
“Though last night they also had a fight,” I reminded her.
“Yes, Jasper told Johnny he was fearing for his health. He was using too much and too frequently.”
“Using what?” I asked.
“Some… substance. It came in clear glass vials. It made Johnny happy.”
And now it had made him dead, I thought. “So who was the lucky young man who got to stay behind last night?”
“No idea. I was roaming the beach, and so were most of the others.”
“So who—”
“George told me. George never goes anywhere.”
“And who is this George?”
“He’s Johnny’s first cat. He brought him over from England years ago.”
“George must be pretty old by now.”
She laughed. “Don’t tell him that to his face. George is very vain.”
“Where can we find him?”
“You won’t get anything useful out of him,” she said as she started strumming the guitar with her nails. “George is extremely loyal.”